Friday at 01:55 PM5 days On 12/16/2025 at 5:29 PM, Mittens said: Hot take indeed. The next dirty Buc-ee's restroom I see will be the 1st. On 12/16/2025 at 5:30 PM, futureman said: I thought their whole business model was a clean shitter. I don’t go often but they’ve always been more or less clean. Here is the thing. When you become known as a poop destination, you attract all the filthy poopers. And in my experience in those craphole places (e.g. Madisonville, Ennis, Denton, Terrell, etc.) either Buccees has been like everything else and been (no pun intended) encrapified OR the demand for the toilets and flow of poop filled commuters is such a constant and steady and overflowing stream that the bathroom staff can't stay ahead of it and so you get a drop in bathroom quality from the Buccees heyday of 10 years ago. It's basically at QuikTrip & Sheetz quality now but with stadium and arena square footage.
Friday at 02:02 PM5 days I'm gonna give them credit for fighting the good fight and yeah, their rep of being a poop tourist stop is just too much. Not enough Clorox in the world.
Friday at 02:36 PM5 days 38 minutes ago, Vegas64 said: Here is the thing. When you become known as a poop destination, you attract all the filthy poopers. And in my experience in those craphole places (e.g. Madisonville, Ennis, Denton, Terrell, etc.) either Buccees has been like everything else and been (no pun intended) encrapified OR the demand for the toilets and flow of poop filled commuters is such a constant and steady and overflowing stream that the bathroom staff can't stay ahead of it and so you get a drop in bathroom quality from the Buccees heyday of 10 years ago. It's basically at QuikTrip & Sheetz quality now but with stadium and arena square footage. I live in a rural area- the gas station in my town and the surrounding towns are one- holers. I would bet I have a 93% rate of trying to use the restroom and the guy in front of me is shitting.
Friday at 04:15 PM5 days not entirely sfw Spoiler what a terrible day to have eyes Edited Friday at 04:16 PM5 days by Rimbo
Friday at 04:36 PM5 days 1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said: I live in a rural area- the gas station in my town and the surrounding towns are one- holers. I would bet I have a 93% rate of trying to use the restroom and the guy in front of me is shitting. The setting: Football away games in the 90s. 3A football "stadiums" surrounding Abilene. The cast: An underclassman on Varsity (me). The time: Pre-game. There were a couple of visitors locker rooms that didn't have doors on the 2 or 3 stall shitters. This one head-case of a lineman named Case Jackson would wait, and spy, for me to go take a shit. Then he would stand in the open space of the stall where the door should be....facing me. And watch me shit. That was quite unerving for a while. I got used to it. At least he never took the toilet paper away or did anything else even more wierd. Quite the unique hazing technique. Post Script: Maybe I should look up Case Jackson next time I'm constipated. Maybe he could help.
Friday at 05:05 PM5 days 28 minutes ago, Elvis said: The setting: Football away games in the 90s. 3A football "stadiums" surrounding Abilene. The cast: An underclassman on Varsity (me). The time: Pre-game. There were a couple of visitors locker rooms that didn't have doors on the 2 or 3 stall shitters. This one head-case of a lineman named Case Jackson would wait, and spy, for me to go take a shit. Then he would stand in the open space of the stall where the door should be....facing me. And watch me shit. That was quite unerving for a while. I got used to it. At least he never took the toilet paper away or did anything else even more wierd. Quite the unique hazing technique. Post Script: Maybe I should look up Case Jackson next time I'm constipated. Maybe he could help. Maybe you should mail him a turd.
Friday at 05:07 PM5 days 1 minute ago, Prepuce of Doom said: Maybe you should mail him a turd. Is that you Case? How have you been? What's your address?
Friday at 05:13 PM5 days 6 minutes ago, Elvis said: Is that you Case? How have you been? What's your address? 126 Northpoint Drive Houston, TX 77060
Friday at 06:24 PM5 days Flyers announcer let his guard down at commercial break and got inappropriate. Two game suspension.
Friday at 07:58 PM5 days Cross posting because I'm sure some of you will never read the sweaty ass post in Daily Texan. This truly made me laugh.
Saturday at 02:01 AM5 days 9 hours ago, Elvis said: The setting: Football away games in the 90s. 3A football "stadiums" surrounding Abilene. The cast: An underclassman on Varsity (me). The time: Pre-game. There were a couple of visitors locker rooms that didn't have doors on the 2 or 3 stall shitters. This one head-case of a lineman named Case Jackson would wait, and spy, for me to go take a shit. Then he would stand in the open space of the stall where the door should be....facing me. And watch me shit. That was quite unerving for a while. I got used to it. At least he never took the toilet paper away or did anything else even more wierd. Quite the unique hazing technique. Post Script: Maybe I should look up Case Jackson next time I'm constipated. Maybe he could help. Did he cum?
Saturday at 06:17 PM4 days 17 hours ago, beer said: Sigh... Is that real or AI? 32 minutes ago, cmontexas said: Good luck finding a jury that would convict.
Saturday at 07:06 PM4 days On 12/17/2025 at 2:59 PM, DigglerontheHoof said: What kind of restaurant has a leaf blower handy? Twin Peaks.
Sunday at 04:55 PM3 days 12 hours ago, ABSR said: So he stole three briskets? They laid it out like kilos of cocaine lol
Sunday at 05:01 PM3 days On the dirty ass berm, no less. I see the HEB near Buda was open. iOS keeps switching Buda to Budapest.
Sunday at 07:36 PM3 days They laid it out like kilos of cocaine lol Probably disappeared from the evidence locker like cocaine too.
Monday at 06:13 PM2 days On 12/19/2025 at 7:55 AM, Vegas64 said: Here is the thing. When you become known as a poop destination, you attract all the filthy poopers. And in my experience in those craphole places (e.g. Madisonville, Ennis, Denton, Terrell, etc.) either Buccees has been like everything else and been (no pun intended) encrapified OR the demand for the toilets and flow of poop filled commuters is such a constant and steady and overflowing stream that the bathroom staff can't stay ahead of it and so you get a drop in bathroom quality from the Buccees heyday of 10 years ago. It's basically at QuikTrip & Sheetz quality now but with stadium and arena square footage. You want a clean poop spot in the morning? Any random hotel lobby restroom. Just walk right the fuck in. Toilet hell on earth in the morning would be home depot.
Monday at 09:07 PM2 days 1 hour ago, gofuckyourself said: All the wacky animal reaction AI videos always use a chihuahua. Yeah, I’ve been sucked into AI videos twice now and reposted. I just need to not believe anything anymore.
Monday at 10:10 PM2 days 1 hour ago, nnm said: Yeah, I’ve been sucked into AI videos twice now and reposted. I just need to not believe anything anymore. Just hit the comment section first - they'll tell you immediately.
Monday at 11:44 PM2 days Doesn't anybody knock anymore?https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQV_VTwEhHx/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==
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