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On 12/16/2025 at 5:29 PM, Mittens said:

Hot take indeed. The next dirty Buc-ee's restroom I see will be the 1st.

 

On 12/16/2025 at 5:30 PM, futureman said:

I thought their whole business model was a clean shitter.  I don’t go often but they’ve always been more or less clean. 

Here is the thing. When you become known as a poop destination, you attract all the filthy poopers. And in my experience in those craphole places (e.g. Madisonville, Ennis, Denton, Terrell, etc.) either Buccees has been like everything else and been (no pun intended) encrapified OR the demand for the toilets and flow of poop filled commuters is such a constant and steady and overflowing stream that the bathroom staff can't stay ahead of it and so you get a drop in bathroom quality from the Buccees heyday of 10 years ago. It's basically at QuikTrip & Sheetz quality now but with stadium and arena square footage.

I'm gonna give them credit for fighting the good fight and yeah, their rep of being a poop tourist stop is just too much.  Not enough Clorox in the world.

38 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

 

Here is the thing. When you become known as a poop destination, you attract all the filthy poopers. And in my experience in those craphole places (e.g. Madisonville, Ennis, Denton, Terrell, etc.) either Buccees has been like everything else and been (no pun intended) encrapified OR the demand for the toilets and flow of poop filled commuters is such a constant and steady and overflowing stream that the bathroom staff can't stay ahead of it and so you get a drop in bathroom quality from the Buccees heyday of 10 years ago. It's basically at QuikTrip & Sheetz quality now but with stadium and arena square footage.

I live in a rural area- the gas station in my town and the surrounding towns are one- holers. 
I would bet I have a 93% rate of trying to use the restroom and the guy in front of me is shitting. 

 

not entirely sfw

Spoiler

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what a terrible day to have eyes

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1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

I live in a rural area- the gas station in my town and the surrounding towns are one- holers. 
I would bet I have a 93% rate of trying to use the restroom and the guy in front of me is shitting. 

The setting: Football away games in the 90s.   3A football "stadiums" surrounding Abilene. 

The cast: An underclassman on Varsity (me).

The time: Pre-game.

There were a couple of visitors locker rooms that didn't have doors on the 2 or 3 stall shitters.  This one head-case of a lineman named Case Jackson would wait, and spy, for me to go take a shit.  Then he would stand in the open space of the stall where the door should be....facing me.  And watch me shit.  

That was quite unerving for a while.  I got used to it.

At least he never took the toilet paper away or did anything else even more wierd.

Quite the unique hazing technique.

 

 

Post Script:  Maybe I should look up Case Jackson next time I'm constipated.  Maybe he could help.

28 minutes ago, Elvis said:

The setting: Football away games in the 90s.   3A football "stadiums" surrounding Abilene. 

The cast: An underclassman on Varsity (me).

The time: Pre-game.

There were a couple of visitors locker rooms that didn't have doors on the 2 or 3 stall shitters.  This one head-case of a lineman named Case Jackson would wait, and spy, for me to go take a shit.  Then he would stand in the open space of the stall where the door should be....facing me.  And watch me shit.  

That was quite unerving for a while.  I got used to it.

At least he never took the toilet paper away or did anything else even more wierd.

Quite the unique hazing technique.

 

 

Post Script:  Maybe I should look up Case Jackson next time I'm constipated.  Maybe he could help.

Maybe you should mail him a turd. 

1 minute ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Maybe you should mail him a turd. 

Is that you Case?  How have you been? What's your address?

6 minutes ago, Elvis said:

Is that you Case?  How have you been? What's your address?

126 Northpoint Drive
Houston, TX 77060

Flyers announcer let his guard down at commercial break and got inappropriate.

 

Two game suspension.

 

 

 

9 hours ago, Elvis said:

The setting: Football away games in the 90s.   3A football "stadiums" surrounding Abilene. 

The cast: An underclassman on Varsity (me).

The time: Pre-game.

There were a couple of visitors locker rooms that didn't have doors on the 2 or 3 stall shitters.  This one head-case of a lineman named Case Jackson would wait, and spy, for me to go take a shit.  Then he would stand in the open space of the stall where the door should be....facing me.  And watch me shit.  

That was quite unerving for a while.  I got used to it.

At least he never took the toilet paper away or did anything else even more wierd.

Quite the unique hazing technique.

 

 

Post Script:  Maybe I should look up Case Jackson next time I'm constipated.  Maybe he could help.

Did he cum?

17 hours ago, beer said:

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Sigh...

Is that real or AI?

 

32 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

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Good luck finding a jury that would convict.

Does this look like a man who had truly had ALL he could eat?

On 12/17/2025 at 2:59 PM, DigglerontheHoof said:

What kind of restaurant has a leaf blower handy?

Twin Peaks.

Funniest thing I've seen in years.

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11 hours ago, cmontexas said:

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So he stole three briskets?

12 hours ago, ABSR said:

So he stole three briskets?

They laid it out like kilos of cocaine lol

 

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On the dirty ass berm, no less.

I see the HEB near Buda was open.

iOS keeps switching Buda to Budapest.

They laid it out like kilos of cocaine lol
 
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Probably disappeared from the evidence locker like cocaine too.

 

On 12/19/2025 at 10:45 AM, Rimbo said:

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On 12/19/2025 at 7:55 AM, Vegas64 said:

 

Here is the thing. When you become known as a poop destination, you attract all the filthy poopers. And in my experience in those craphole places (e.g. Madisonville, Ennis, Denton, Terrell, etc.) either Buccees has been like everything else and been (no pun intended) encrapified OR the demand for the toilets and flow of poop filled commuters is such a constant and steady and overflowing stream that the bathroom staff can't stay ahead of it and so you get a drop in bathroom quality from the Buccees heyday of 10 years ago. It's basically at QuikTrip & Sheetz quality now but with stadium and arena square footage.

You want a clean poop spot in the morning? Any random hotel lobby restroom.  Just walk right the fuck in.  

Toilet hell on earth in the morning would be home depot.

1 hour ago, gofuckyourself said:

All the wacky animal reaction AI videos always use a chihuahua.

Yeah, I’ve been sucked into AI videos twice now and reposted. I just need to not believe anything anymore. 

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Yeah, I’ve been sucked into AI videos twice now and reposted. I just need to not believe anything anymore. 

Just hit the comment section first - they'll tell you immediately.

8 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

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