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So he rolled in at 7am after an 8 ball and just couldn’t. I get it. 

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9 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

So he rolled in at 7am after an 8 ball and just couldn’t. I get it. 

Should've taken a bump and a shower, would have been fine.

7 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

They have family dinners at the Koffee Kup Kafe in Hico

But, the KKK's pies are to die for...

32 minutes ago, TOR said:

Should've taken a bump and a shower, would have been fine.

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Early 80s cocaine shenanigans does not prevent a really old guy from having a 65% ejection fraction and f’n great heart function. 

I’ve read…..

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Re-watched the highlights today. I don’t know why but it’s almost infinitely more satisfying to watch A&M lose than OU.

9 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

It can't be said enough that the ending of that game was absolutely perfect. Aggie hopes and dreams, the roller-coaster build of the drive down the field, getting so close, and with under a minute left the train goes of the track, their "Heisman" QB throws an INT and the aggies end the season with a loss to Texas followed by their new QB savior crushing all hopes.

I was kind of hoping they score the TD then Bond shanked the PAT to lose the game.

41 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Re-watched the highlights today. I don’t know why but it’s almost infinitely more satisfying to watch A&M lose than OU.

I don't know what kind of spell you just unlocked with this statement, but I don't have a good feeling about it.

43 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I was kind of hoping they score the TD then Bond shanked the PAT to lose the game.

Would have been poetic justice since a botched PAT is the only reason they made the playoff.

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Zuhn has become one of my all-time favorite aggies.

 

1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Lol, Miami is gonna lose to OSU by 17

Only if OSU rests their starters the entire 4th qtr.

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6 hours ago, Focht Up said:

But don't mention that putting 1 second on the clock was the right call.

colt's throw-away hit the rail in front of the first row a fraction of a second before the clock changed from :02 to :01

it was crystal clear

fuck dr. tom, pelini, corn, aggy, and everyone else that attempts to rewrite history

4 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Here comes the cover story...

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TLDR: Overdosed on cocaine the night before. Was in a hospital unconscious all morning so I missed the game. Woke up to Reed throwing an interception in the end zone, went back into a coma. 

3 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I was kind of hoping they score the TD then Bond shanked the PAT to lose the game.

Nah, the game ending on a(nother) Reed INT was artwork.

On 12/20/2025 at 11:30 PM, BurntOrangeCrush said:

My aggy friend also played the "we made the playoffs and sips didn't" card with me when I was giving him hell after the game.

I told him Tulane and James Madison also made the playoffs. And that we beat their ass 3 weeks ago. And that we have as many playoff wins this season as they do.

I think I also said their coach looks like a sea cow, but I'm pretty drunk and can't remember 

Lol, pos rep for  "sea cow"

6 hours ago, tbone_ said:

So he rolled in at 7am after an 8 ball and just couldn’t. I get it. 

Ummm maybe the first time in his life that he made the correct decision 

ok what the hell even is that Tulane mascot!

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5 hours ago, mchookem said:

ok what the hell even is that Tulane mascot!

That, I assume, is a green wave. Their mascot seems to be a pelican named Riptide.  

From Wikipedia: The name "Riptide" was selected for the performing pelican by the administration after a vote of the student body in which the students actually voted that the pelican be named "Pecker."

5 hours ago, mchookem said:

ok what the hell even is that Tulane mascot!

A Green Wave. Similar to a Golden Shower, something aggie fans are all too familiar with. 

10 hours ago, Cuernavaca said:

I was rooting for a 3-0 Hurricane win. 🤣

 

10 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Nah, the game ending on a(nother) Reed INT was artwork.

I was also rooting for the 3-0 win to finish off that abomination of a game, but the INT was even better. Just an absolute dagger to the Aggie hearts. The best possible outcome. 

13 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

I was also rooting for the 3-0 win to finish off that abomination of a game, but the INT was even better. Just an absolute dagger to the Aggie hearts. The best possible outcome. 

Agree.  The long drive down the field (fvcking canes) to make aggy believe they were going to win this game and really stick it to those stupid sips was glorious.

Wouldn't have it any other way. Best season in history ends with a game ending pick from the 4 yard line.

On 12/20/2025 at 11:30 PM, BurntOrangeCrush said:

My aggy friend also played the "we made the playoffs and sips didn't" card with me when I was giving him hell after the game.

I told him Tulane and James Madison also made the playoffs. And that we beat their ass 3 weeks ago. And that we have as many playoff wins this season as they do.

I think I also said their coach looks like a sea cow, but I'm pretty drunk and can't remember 

We actually beat ASU on 1/1/25 so we have more this year. 

8 hours ago, mchookem said:

ok what the hell even is that Tulane mascot!

sponge bob's cousin

5 minutes ago, T-shirt Sip said:

We actually beat ASU on 1/1/25 so we have more this year. 

My current favorite “well actually” retort for those losers 

23 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

 

After watching that shit, I feel an unexplainable urge to go purse shopping.

ok what the hell even is that Tulane mascot!



I really like Tulane’s uniforms, but every time I see that helmet it makes me wonder if Sid and/or Marty Kroft once crossed paths with the AD during a peyote/absinthe/acid bender in the French Quarter. IMG_0340.jpg
4 minutes ago, Player said:

 

 


I really like Tulane’s uniforms, but every time I see that helmet it makes me wonder if Sid and/or Marty Kroft once crossed paths with the AD during a peyote/absinthe/acid bender in the French Quarter. IMG_0340.jpg

 

 

Tell me you're Gen X without saying you're Gen X.

On 12/20/2025 at 1:58 PM, TreatyOak said:

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Do they tuck their ties in to avoid problems with the jizz jar?

15 hours ago, Helobious said:

Re-watched the highlights today. I don’t know why but it’s almost infinitely more satisfying to watch A&M lose than OU.

The crowd noise on the aggie reed INT was just 👌🏼 

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5 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

The crowd noise on the aggie reed INT was just 👌🏼 

Worth a tertiary look.

10 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

I've logged several hours of research on this specific issue and am sad to report that my initial assessment is that it is not her. Still working to confirm. 

6 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

I've logged several hours of research on this specific issue and am sad to report that my initial assessment is that it is not her. Still working to confirm. 

 

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10 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

The Handmaid's Tale -- "Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundorum" Episode 104 -- Punished by Serena Joy, Offred begins to unravel and reflects on her time with Moira at the Red Center. A complication during the Ceremony threatens Offred’s survival with the Commander and Serena Joy. Offred (Elisabeth Moss), shown. (Photo by: George Kraychyk/Hulu)

Similar career path as well. 

quick survey of texags and they are very very quiet

maybe it's the holiday week

a few threads of hate but this is the lowest traffic i can ever recall

this may have broken them

It's been pretty light on site traffic since AOL shut down in September. 

38 minutes ago, Deej said:

It's been pretty light on site traffic since AOL shut down in September. 

On a side note, I am astounded at the amount of people who still have AOL email addresses.

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