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  2. I can’t. I just can’t with this last name. I’ll be laughing at this dingus for a good while.
  3. That’s cute that you still want a safe space.
  4. 1,3,4,2
  5. Damn. Watched a clip, wild ability to imitate. I’m over in Houston. So 2.5 hours. Are you talking about it Dr. English who taught Human Geography? If so, that was my favorite class I ever took. That’s cool. Go look up starlings talking on YouTube.
  6. Is she the wife he date raped or the one he cheated with while still married to one of the others while letting blacked out women become conscious underneath him? Hard to keep his sexual assault adultery family tree straight.
  7. The Daily TexanUT Student Government disbands its executive agencies for...UT Student Government disbanded its executive agencies in an effort to increase ‘efficiency,’ SG President Hudson Thomas announced Tuesday at its first assembly meeting of the semester. SG disbanded
  8. I’m not sure if I agree with this take considering comedies are some of the most rewatched movies for people. During college we had some combination of Anchorman, Super Troopers, and the Big Lebowski running constantly and we were laughing our asses off at jokes we had heard 100 times. Of course I guess the drugs and alcohol probably helped.
  9. Today
  10. Hey Donald, for a hoax a lot of people around the globe sure are getting arresting.
  11. Canada accepting the fact that they're always little brother
  12. That’s awesome, congrats!
  13. I went looking for the Buddhist monks walking to Washington thread and I saw this one that has me as an author. Yeah, that's bullshit. I'm not the author. I grabbed what I could and got it going again. It's all y'all that author this group content. And boy howdy what up with all y'all Existential angst. Massive onslaught of a world of shit IN SEVEN GODDAMN DAYS! Yet. You're all still here. Or at least I sure hope you are. I don't know what tomorrow brings. None of us do. All you can do is deal with what you have in front of you. Oh sure planning. I do that too. You know how many game plans last? Life is what happens while we were planning on doing something else. I just got the cardiology exam because in the words of my heart doc, I "had a major event' about 5 years ago. It's at 58%. Is that good? What's normal? 50-55. Ok then. Didn't ask him what they have if you're an Olympian, because reality. But, hey 3% ahead? See you next year doc. My level of give a shit about a lot of stuff has rapidly diminished after that event. This is all bonus time. I probably ought to be dead, but I'm not. I'm going to do my best to make use of the time I have. All y'all keep plugging away. We're all in this together.
  14. Poor kid. Mom needs to be put up against the wall.
  15. It’s a groove for sure. Hard to rank the Biirds, the “It’s Redacted” tune and Jesse Welles’ “Join ICE” tune so far.
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