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  1. Superhero ·
    Premature thread, but when I'm excited, it's hard to hold it in, and I want to share it into your eyeballs. Share the loot you got, or are getting from yourself, spouse, boyfriend, girlfriend, family, friends, clients and side pieces. Got this from one of my subcontractors this morning.
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  2. immamac ·
    The one week a year where I get to just be a fan A lot of you probably read my post from last weeks absolute shitshow of a weekend. I remember telling my wife on the phone on the way to the Lambda Chi house at UF when she asked if I was still going to Dallas with my oldest Gunnar the next weekend. I told her honestly “I don’t fucking know”, I was so defeated and mentally exhausted from everything that had just transpired. The season felt over to me, Oklahoma did not seem like they sucked th
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  3. immamac ·
    The Leadup to The Swamp So it was a very strange couple of weeks leading up to travel to Gainesville. The Longhorns were coming off a bye, the fanbase and not just here is in a malaise around this team The opening results for Ohio State and the subsequent dogshit home schedule that did little to produce any excitement or optimism going into SEC play. Signing the 2025 Burnt Ends Contracts and doing the initial payouts and promotional stuff (linked to tailgat
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  4. CHIEF ·
    I've been blessed. My wife asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told her two things. I have a sub, Arturo, that owes me about $6k, he is always struggling financially, he is overweight, and in poor health. He drives a truck for a living, and runs a concrete business out of the truck at the same time. About to loose his sister to COVID. For Christmas, I want as a gift to me, to forgive $2500 of his debt.  Ismael was my parents lawn guy. He works sunup to sundown 6-7 days per week. I am se
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  5. Walden Ponderer ·
    So, my wife is into all kinds of hoodoo. Loves ghost stories, and believes way too many of them. But she also has an affinity for collecting the really bad, obviously stupidity-induced variety, too. A few exemplars: I'm sorry, Billy, you're going to have to be more specific. What color hat was he wearing? Anyway, share 'em if you've got 'em.
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  6. Blotto ·
    this time he's stealing hearts She seems perfectly stable https://twitter.com/ChristieSmythe        
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  7. Longhornstampede ·
    Every year I go thru the same routine. Buy gifts. Stockpile gifts in my office/practice room. Have weeks long intentions of wrapping gifts at least 2 weeks before Christmas so they will actually spend time under the tree. Evey time I plan on wrapping them a dread of going thru the act of getting the paper, finding scissors and tape, name tags, ribbons or bows just crushes my motivation. One week before Christmas, panick-stricken and guilt ridden because there are no pres
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  8. Guest Lobo ·
    This shittastic year is almost over, but first...we celebrate Festivus.  Particularly important to mark the holiday this year since we lost too many wonderful people in 2020, including Jerry Stiller (RIP, Frank Costanza).  Jerry Stiller would be pleased to know, we can now proudly say "Happy Festivus" without fear of being canceled.  The War on Festivus is Over!  We've aired all our grievances between the DT, Football, and CR forums.  The feats of strength have already been won by the healt
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