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Premature thread, but when I'm excited, it's hard to hold it in, and I want to share it into your eyeballs.

Share the loot you got, or are getting from yourself, spouse, boyfriend, girlfriend, family, friends, clients and side pieces.

Got this from one of my subcontractors this morning.

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MissingInAction

Certifiably Surly

My present to myself arrived today

 

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Guest Lobo

Guest Lobo

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3 hours ago, Superhero said:

Premature thread, but when I'm excited, it's hard to hold it in, and I want to share it into your eyeballs.

Share the loot you got, or are getting from yourself, spouse, boyfriend, girlfriend, family, friends, clients and side pieces.

Got this from one of my subcontractors this morning.

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I think you're overpaying your subs, or they bought you that out of guilt for doing a shitty job that you're gonna have to answer for down the road.  Or maybe you're just beloved...or a woman.  In either case, cheers!  

Wife and I are exchanging new yardwork gloves again this year, true story.  And that's about it.  /typicalLobohumblebrag 

Guest Lobo

Guest Lobo

Guests
2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I think you're overpaying your subs, or they bought you that out of guilt for doing a shitty job that you're gonna have to answer for down the road.  Or maybe you're just beloved...or a woman.  In either case, cheers!  

Wife and I are exchanging new yardwork gloves again this year and probably gum, true story.  And that's about it.  /typicalLobohumblebrag 

 

SquishMitten

Certifiably Surly

Wife bought me a house, and I bought her a full renovation

Prepuce of Doom

Certifiably Surly
3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

My present to myself arrived today

 

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Where does a person get one of these? 

And do they come in a 4T?

Pokoloco

Legacy Members

I told my family, If you love me-please don't get me anything.

So..I should have some loot to share soon.

dmtx

Legacy Members
15 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

Wife bought me a house, and I bought her a full renovation

HA! Sounds like my situation. I found a house with a five car garage, single brick garage for the riding lawnmower, and an insulated 20' x 30' metal building. The wife is having several projects happening inside.

NeverMarryAStripper

New Members

My kids are a little disappointed in the effort I'm putting into Christmas this year

 

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Superhero

Certifiably Surly
On 12/16/2020 at 4:56 PM, Lobo said:

I think you're overpaying your subs, or they bought you that out of guilt for doing a shitty job that you're gonna have to answer for down the road.  Or maybe you're just beloved...or a woman.  In either case, cheers!  

Wife and I are exchanging new yardwork gloves again this year, true story.  And that's about it.  /typicalLobohumblebrag 

We haven't awarded the sub any work in a long time. Maybe he's just guilting us into giving him a job.

Armybrat

Legacy Members

Got Mrs. Brat the Ancestry DNA test kit finally (She was adopted).

Guest Lobo

Guest Lobo

Guests

It’s gonna be weird when it comes back and shows that you went to kindergarten with her great great grandfather

MissingInAction

Certifiably Surly
On 12/16/2020 at 7:27 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

Where does a person get one of these? 

And do they come in a 4T?

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Droopy

Burnt Ends

The wife, God love her, blows at gifts of all kinds. So I picked out and buy all my present and she wraps them up and puts them under the tree for me. Occasionally, she’ll try and find something but always attaches a gift receipt because... she knows. 

NWBuck

Legacy Members
On 12/18/2020 at 1:03 PM, Liquor and Poker said:

I got a rock...

Interestingly enough

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Superhero

Certifiably Surly

I got one of these for the office last Christmas. Didn't even feel like breaking it out this year because no one was there. Because of Covid, everyone begged to work from home, and being the generous boss that I am, I said that could be their Christmas bonus.

 

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luke duke

Legacy Members
The wife, God love her, blows at gifts of all kinds. So I picked out and buy all my present and she wraps them up and puts them under the tree for me. Occasionally, she’ll try and find something but always attaches a gift receipt because... she knows. 


No one is bad at gifts. She doesn’t care.

CooterBrown

Full Members

I’m getting an 85” Samsung TV, the wife is getting the hall bath remodeled. 14 yo is getting a Specialized Rockhopper and the 8 yo a Trek Precaliber. The dog is getting some jerky.

Superhero

Certifiably Surly

Kids got all kids of LEGOs, shoes, Pokémon cards and toys, dolls, board games, and other cool stuff. Their mom, aunts, uncles and family friends totally spoil them. 

But the initial high has worn off and now they’re just watching TV. Next year I’m just gonna get them a TV. 

Okie State

Certifiably Surly
13.25qt Staub
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We've started acquiring Staubs, but not sure we'll spring for this big bastard.

midtown

Certifiably Surly

My 14 yr old son got a 12ga.   My 11 yr old daughter got lots of room decorations.   I got a 70 inch 4k.

I got a thermoworks billows (automated fan system) some clothes and stuff and an ultra compact digital camera since the camera in the msft duo sucks so bad. 

Bullneck

Certifiably Surly

My wife got my Rolex Submariner serviced and working again.  I'm pretty happy about that.

DougO

Legacy Members

My best Christmas haul will likely be the usual, the leftover "just in case" gift cards I didn't have to give out.

BrickHorn

Legacy Members

I got a lot of the usual stuff this year. Chain mail. A Gila monster. Shares in a sulfur mine. But my favorites were a homemade water color card from my daughter telling me how much she loves laughing and talking soccer with me, a book on the psychology of authoritarianism from my son, and a gift card to my favorite book store from the wife.

The older I get, the more joy I find in the pure thoughtfulness behind gift giving. “It’s the thought that counts” used to seem like a joke, but is in fact profoundly true. The real value of a gift is confirming that the giver knows you so well and cares enough about you to put in the time to find just the right thing for you. Without the thought, a gift would just be some trinket that cost more than you were personally willing to spend on it.

Oh. I also got some socks.

Underdog

Legacy Members
On 12/16/2020 at 4:30 PM, Superhero said:

Premature thread, but when I'm excited, it's hard to hold it in, and I want to share it into your eyeballs.

Share the loot you got, or are getting from yourself, spouse, boyfriend, girlfriend, family, friends, clients and side pieces.

Got this from one of my subcontractors this morning.

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Big shot? 

Jerry Callo

Certifiably Surly

I got some new shirts, new sweaters, and a new wallet.  Somewhere along the line, I've turned into my dad - I couldn't be happier.

6th Street

Legacy Members

No more toys. Telling family to make donations next year rather than filling the world with more Chinese made shit. My kid seemed to enjoy the remote control monster truck

jw4381

Certifiably Surly

Perfect 2020 Christmas gift:

 

 

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Whitman

Full Members

My kids got me something they know I've wanted.  Not for everyone, but it works in my shoe collection for casual dress.

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Guadaloopy

Legacy Members

Wife got me these coasters for my drink holders.  Super simple, and I love them.   C750FD21-E571-40C0-9A70-6DFCC0D9F900.thumb.jpeg.7277adca9a8320904aeb543be56e2c76.jpeg

CHIEF

Burnt Ends

Mom, got me guitar racks to mount on the walls in my office/music room, which is good, cause I'm having to store about 3 of them in the cases under various beds in the house. Got three long sleeve shirts to replace some of the ones that have grease and oil stains from wrenching and BBQing.

CHIEF

 

Bullneck

Certifiably Surly
7 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

Mom, got me guitar racks to mount on the walls in my office/music room, which is good, cause I'm having to store about 3 of them in the cases under various beds in the house. Got three long sleeve shirts to replace some of the ones that have grease and oil stains from wrenching and BBQing.

CHIEF

 

Pix of guitars?

CHIEF

Burnt Ends
35 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Pix of guitars?

Guitar Pron thread.

CHIEF

TrashMaster G

Legacy Members
4 hours ago, Whitman said:

My kids got me something they know I've wanted.  Not for everyone, but it works in my shoe collection for casual dress.

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So either you are a 20-year old cool kid from 1950 or you're gay.

Nttawwt.

BearSchlong

Legacy Members

My ex wife's husband bought her 10 sessions of vaginal steaming.

 

Guest Lobo

Guest Lobo

Guests

^
the perfect gift for a Frigid Cunt 

markstanco

Legacy Members
My kids got me something they know I've wanted.  Not for everyone, but it works in my shoe collection for casual dress.
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Those shoes are money!

workswithseed

Full Members

I don't understand the hate for those shoes.

Longboard Horn

Legacy Members

Got a book on classic cars and a few gift cards. 

Longhornstampede

Legacy Members
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I got a book about submarines....can't wait to read that....

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Armybrat

Legacy Members

My 10 year old grandson gave me this cool pint glass. I don’t drink beer at home, but will make an exception at least once with the Taylor brew...

 

 

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Bevo&Pevo

Burnt Ends
(edited)

Tell us Mr Brat what was Sam really like?  Are you gonna get your pict on a glass?

Edited by Bevo&Pevo

Guest Lobo

Guest Lobo

Guests

Yeah, this is a Bill 'n Ted situation.  I can see his 10YO grandson walking into his social studies class needing an A on the history presentation to get advanced to the next grade level.

  "Ms. Harris.  My grandfather knew Sam Houston.  My grandfather served with Sam Houston."   The kid chugs that can of Local Lager, throws it at the class pet.  

"And Ms. Harris, you are no Sam Houston!"  And he storms out to a standing ovation.  

Llewelyn Moss

Legacy Members
15 hours ago, Whitman said:

My kids got me something they know I've wanted.  Not for everyone, but it works in my shoe collection for casual dress.

.

 

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Sweet pair of Strands my man!

Armybrat

Legacy Members
9 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Yeah, this is a Bill 'n Ted situation.  I can see his 10YO grandson walking into his social studies class needing an A on the history presentation to get advanced to the next grade level.

  "Ms. Harris.  My grandfather knew Sam Houston.  My grandfather served with Sam Houston."   The kid chugs that can of Local Lager, throws it at the class pet.  

"And Ms. Harris, you are no Sam Houston!"  And he storms out to a standing ovation.  

Grandson just might do that.

At age 5 he was kicked out of his Montessori school for dropping f-bombs & mooning the girls at recess.

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