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I am 2 bottles of wine deep and just switched to vodka but I have to get this stream of consciousness out now otherwise it will die within my drunken mind. Sorry @immamac if I am not doing the article thing right. But anyway, I have been reflecting heavily on this coaching hiring/firing and where all the 995ers have been receiving their info, given their info and basically what they have been told and when. Like I said, I am drunk and liable to get drunker by the time I hit submit, however I think I have a good bead on these aspects and I am looking for your feedback to see what needs to be changed. For reference, I am a subscriber to IT, TFB and 247 but obviously Surly is my bottom bitch and that Oatmeal Cream Pie Puta Ketch will never receive a dime of my money as long as I live, and the only reason I subscribe to the rest is to post to Surly because as you will soon see...they are worthless (besides IT to an extent). So pour another Cutty Sark, order another McRib and Let's GO!

-OB-Fudge Round Fucker(aka Ketch)-Lets start with the one I know the least about and have no interest in learning more...there are a select few on this board that have posted Jiggly Goochs info on this site (don't blame y'all for going on OB....but also it is a terrible life decision) but the message I have seen, has been consistent of...they literally don't know shit. Ketch ran with the bullshit CDC statement, same as FCB and others, however he was the first to 995er to hedge. I recently listened to his YAK podcast (Fuck me, that is how slow work was last week) and he could not have back pedaled faster unless there was a snickers within his prereferral vision ...basically he blamed CDC for not being in control and wholly seemed out of the loop.  Some of his posts seemed legit ripped from IT, this was days after they posted the info. I think OB hitched their wagon to Herman early, and once the Herman train left the station they were left scrambling, (Anwar being Hermans mouthpiece was adorable). Simply put, they are worthless...HEY KETCH, EAT MY FUCKING HONEY BUN ASSHOLE (Receiving info from admin/CDC and some donors who have lost their self respect)

-AAS- Good God Damn...I don't think they even deserve a section but some dumb ass will comment if I don't. Brian Davis and Kurt Bowels are the most worthless "journalists:" that call Austin home. They need to be disregarded fully, they are fed information that Texas higher ups needs to be shared, otherwise the only info they may have is the new special at El Arroyo or some funny cat video. They should be disregarded entirely in all facets of media, unless they do actually find a funny cat video then hit my PMs. Hey Brian Davis and Kunt Bowels...EAT MY FUCKING TAINT!  (They know less than a devout member of the Amish community)

-TFB- Ok @OnAComputer yall surprised the hell out of me. I completely disregarded your coaching search sources as well as yall throwing out Sark as an option....let alone as the favorite as Super K stated damn near a month ago...I am legit impressed... HOWEVER, you also ran with the CDC bullshit and recently ran with the whole Texas is going to retain Herman and then back pedaled and said that Herman could be replaced almost 60% or better....I enjoy TFB a lot for recruiting and they may be the best bunch of dudes in the 995 sea but there is something missing in their coverage. Also why is there no board on your site? I need more unverified/unknowledgeable  random strangers to post some shit (Good dudes and honestly shocked they have been this accurate)

-247- FUCK YOU CHIP BROWN, YOU ARE A MISERABLE FUCKING ASSHOLE WHO NOBODY LIKES! YOU ARE A MOUTHPIECE OF CDC, I WOULD CALL YOU A LAP DOG BUT PEOPLE LIKE DOGS! AND NO ONE LIKES YOU! IMAGINE WORKING YOUR ENTIRE LIFE TO CREATE SOMETHING AWESOME AND THEN BEING SUCH A PIECE OF SHIT THAT YOU COULD NEVER REALIZE THAT DREAM. NO ONE LIKES YOU, YOUR COLLEAGUES DON'T LIKE YOU, YOU DO NOT HAVE FRIENDS AND YOU DO NOT HAVE SUPPORTERS. YOU WERE FED ONE KERNEL OF INFO SOLELY BASED ON YOU ACTING LIKE A FUCKING LAP DOG. YOU REPORTED THAT HERMAN WAS RETURNING AND YOU IMMEDIATELY BACKPEDALED. YOU ARE NOT A JOURNALIST, YOU ARE NOT A NEWS BREAKING REPORTER, YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE JOKE. IF I WAS IN CHARGE AND YOU WERE MY ONLY OPTION TO REPORT NEWS, I WOULD YELL OBSCENTITIES INTO A WHOOPIE CUSHION AND LET MARK MANGINO SIT ON IT INSTEAD OF FEEDING YOU.... FUCK YOU CHIP, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE AND YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE WORTH....Apologies to Mike Roach, Nick Harris, Jeff Howe and the others on the Longhorn Blitz, yall are awesome and I cannot wait for yall to get poached by a semi decent site....FUCK CHIP BROWN!

-IT- Burton has been a complete game changer for them in terms of credibility and connections. They were the ONLY site to state that Herman was out regardless of any other scenarios.  All other sites ran with the CDC narrative but IT did  not budge whatsoever....that said they also were not the first to report Sark or that Herman was gone. I think they may have ran a foul of CDC and Admin solely because of their unwavering. It is so brutally honest who was fed by admin and who wasn't. Obviously IT is getting fed by the BMDs   but if they are the ones making the move than we know who we need to be paying attention to. Between Nahlin and Burton, they have the only information I pay attention to out of the 995er world. The admin seems to not be as favorable however...

- Surly- I am drunk, you are drunk, we can remain drunk...hopefully Sark doesn't. Let's go hire a fucking baller ass staff and win some big ass games. FUCK OU, FUCK AGGY, FUCK CHIP BROWN! HOOK EM!

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Doc Reeves

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Idk OP, I can behind AAS if the have a good pussy video 

TornACL

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7 hours ago, RGBIII said:

See a lot of folks commenting on my underlying alcoholism/Sarkism but it is also 1am soooooo time to take a look in the mirror

I am gonna say cocaine was also involved, because damn that was a lot of words. 

Bobby Layne

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RGB III - This ain’t “yurban (sic) or bust” but it may the new jam. Keep firing. 🤘😳

Doc Reeves

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6 hours ago, ztejas said:

I went ahead and reported your article. Felt like the right thing to do. 

And yeah, 3 bottles of wine is a feat. 2 used to be a pretty standard night for me, but making it to the end of 3 usually resulted in a drunken blur over the next 12 hours (including waking up the next morning). That's closing in on 20 drinks @ 14% ABV.

(I'm assuming you aren't drinking something gay like vinho verde or prosecco)


I used to get drunk like that too. 
 

now, I just call it getting back to ‘normal’

Doc Reeves

Certifiably Surly
(edited)
17 minutes ago, TornACL said:

I am gonna say cocaine was also involved, because damn that was a lot of words. 

If it were, then he wouldnt be complaining about feeling drunk...

Edited by Doc Reeves

FloridaHorn

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6 hours ago, ztejas said:

I went ahead and reported your article. Felt like the right thing to do. 

And yeah, 3 bottles of wine is a feat. 2 used to be a pretty standard night for me, but making it to the end of 3 usually resulted in a drunken blur over the next 12 hours (including waking up the next morning). That's closing in on 20 drinks @ 14% ABV.

(I'm assuming you aren't drinking something gay like vinho verde or prosecco)

It’s Boones Farm

RGBIII

Burnt Ends

I’m not hungover which is a shock and re read my drunken ramblings and stand by it all. Now to choose hair of the dog or a cup of coffee...

Doc Reeves

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13 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I’m not hungover which is a shock and re read my drunken ramblings and stand by it all. Now to choose hair of the dog or a cup of coffee...

 

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Hiphopopotamos

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IT went down for maintenance at 1am. They’re still not back up. 
 

I fear we may have lost them for good. 

Sawbonz

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8 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Ralph Mangino?

 

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The Sumo Kid

Tree Fidy

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I am 2 bottles of wine deep and just switched to vodka but I have to get this stream of consciousness out now otherwise it will die within my drunken mind. Sorry [mention=397]immamac[/mention] if I am not doing the article thing right. But anyway, I have been reflecting heavily on this coaching hiring/firing and where all the 995ers have been receiving their info, given their info and basically what they have been told and when. Like I said, I am drunk and liable to get drunker by the time I hit submit, however I think I have a good bead on these aspects and I am looking for your feedback to see what needs to be changed. For reference, I am a subscriber to IT, TFB and 247 but obviously Surly is my bottom bitch and that Oatmeal Cream Pie Puta Ketch will never receive a dime of my money as long as I live, and the only reason I subscribe to the rest is to post to Surly because as you will soon see...they are worthless (besides IT to an extent). So pour another Cutty Sark, order another McRib and Let's GO!
-OB-Fudge Round Fucker(aka Ketch)-Lets start with the one I know the least about and have no interest in learning more...there are a select few on this board that have posted Jiggly Goochs info on this site (don't blame y'all for going on OB....but also it is a terrible life decision) but the message I have seen, has been consistent of...they literally don't know shit. Ketch ran with the bullshit CDC statement, same as FCB and others, however he was the first to 995er to hedge. I recently listened to his YAK podcast (Fuck me, that is how slow work was last week) and he could not have back pedaled faster unless there was a snickers within his prereferral vision ...basically he blamed CDC for not being in control and wholly seemed out of the loop.  Some of his posts seemed legit ripped from IT, this was days after they posted the info. I think OB hitched their wagon to Herman early, and once the Herman train left the station they were left scrambling, (Anwar being Hermans mouthpiece was adorable). Simply put, they are worthless...HEY KETCH, EAT MY FUCKING HONEY BUN ASSHOLE (Receiving info from admin/CDC and some donors who have lost their self respect)
-AAS- Good God Damn...I don't think they even deserve a section but some dumb ass will comment if I don't. Brian Davis and Kurt Bowels are the most worthless "journalists:" that call Austin home. They need to be disregarded fully, they are fed information that Texas higher ups needs to be shared, otherwise the only info they may have is the new special at El Arroyo or some funny cat video. They should be disregarded entirely in all facets of media, unless they do actually find a funny cat video then hit my PMs. Hey Brian Davis and Kunt Bowels...EAT MY FUCKING TAINT!  (They know less than a devout member of the Amish community)
-TFB- Ok [mention=599]OnAComputer[/mention] yall surprised the hell out of me. I completely disregarded your coaching search sources as well as yall throwing out Sark as an option....let alone as the favorite as Super K stated damn near a month ago...I am legit impressed... HOWEVER, you also ran with the CDC bullshit and recently ran with the whole Texas is going to retain Herman and then back pedaled and said that Herman could be replaced almost 60% or better....I enjoy TFB a lot for recruiting and they may be the best bunch of dudes in the 995 sea but there is something missing in their coverage. Also why is there no board on your site? I need more unverified/unknowledgeable  random strangers to post some shit (Good dudes and honestly shocked they have been this accurate)
-247- FUCK YOU CHIP BROWN, YOU ARE A MISERABLE FUCKING ASSHOLE WHO NOBODY LIKES! YOU ARE A MOUTHPIECE OF CDC, I WOULD CALL YOU A LAP DOG BUT PEOPLE LIKE DOGS! AND NO ONE LIKES YOU! IMAGINE WORKING YOUR ENTIRE LIFE TO CREATE SOMETHING AWESOME AND THEN BEING SUCH A PIECE OF SHIT THAT YOU COULD NEVER REALIZE THAT DREAM. NO ONE LIKES YOU, YOUR COLLEAGUES DON'T LIKE YOU, YOU DO NOT HAVE FRIENDS AND YOU DO NOT HAVE SUPPORTERS. YOU WERE FED ONE KERNEL OF INFO SOLELY BASED ON YOU ACTING LIKE A FUCKING LAP DOG. YOU REPORTED THAT HERMAN WAS RETURNING AND YOU IMMEDIATELY BACKPEDALED. YOU ARE NOT A JOURNALIST, YOU ARE NOT A NEWS BREAKING REPORTER, YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE JOKE. IF I WAS IN CHARGE AND YOU WERE MY ONLY OPTION TO REPORT NEWS, I WOULD YELL OBSCENTITIES INTO A WHOOPIE CUSHION AND LET MARK MANGINO SIT ON IT INSTEAD OF FEEDING YOU.... FUCK YOU CHIP, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE AND YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE WORTH....Apologies to Mike Roach, Nick Harris, Jeff Howe and the others on the Longhorn Blitz, yall are awesome and I cannot wait for yall to get poached by a semi decent site....FUCK CHIP BROWN!
-IT- Burton has been a complete game changer for them in terms of credibility and connections. They were the ONLY site to state that Herman was out regardless of any other scenarios.  All other sites ran with the CDC narrative but IT did  not budge whatsoever....that said they also were not the first to report Sark or that Herman was gone. I think they may have ran a foul of CDC and Admin solely because of their unwavering. It is so brutally honest who was fed by admin and who wasn't. Obviously IT is getting fed by the BMDs   but if they are the ones making the move than we know who we need to be paying attention to. Between Nahlin and Burton, they have the only information I pay attention to out of the 995er world. The admin seems to not be as favorable however...
- Surly- I am drunk, you are drunk, we can remain drunk...hopefully Sark doesn't. Let's go hire a fucking baller ass staff and win some big ass games. FUCK OU, FUCK AGGY, FUCK CHIP BROWN! HOOK EM!
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Bevo&Pevo

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So how do you really feel?  

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ABSR

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1 hour ago, Errestaurants said:

You alive RGB?

He Ded.  Time for “RGBIIII”*, or “Ghost of RGBIII”.

 

 

 

 

* yes, Roman numerals done incorrectly on purpose

RGBIII

Burnt Ends

My next drunken stream of consciousness will probably be solely about FCB. Hit my PMs if you have any good stories about that old miserable drunken degenerate (yes I know, pot meet kettle)

Hurtlocker

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9 hours ago, RGBIII said:

FUCK CHIP BROWN!

 

 

This is all I needed to hear.

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Landomatic

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46 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

My next drunken stream of consciousness will probably be solely about FCB. Hit my PMs if you have any good stories about that old miserable drunken degenerate (yes I know, pot meet kettle)

Now that you know what we’ve all known for years, that $9.95ers are a fucking waste of money and only for suckers, just do us all a huge favor...

1. Drink 3 bottles of wine and some vodka

2. Start the process of trying to cancel all your worthless 9.95 subscriptions

3. Document in a new thread here and let the comedy ensue

4. ???

5. Profit

Doc Reeves

Certifiably Surly

Next time try mushrooms…

orangebird

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I don’t subscribe to any of the $9.95ers, and I don’t feel like I have missed out on a single goddamn thing. I was just as surprised as they all were when Herman got the axe yesterday, and I didn’t have to spend $9.95 to be misinformed beforehand. Come to think of it, I should take that money and buy a McRib for lunch.


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Braff Zacklin

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Video just released of OP calling 9.95ers last night:

 

tejas60

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15 hours ago, RGBIII said:

prereferral vision

allsome!

Thiefery

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Damn so Anwar going through another divorce huh?  Time for some more Pimp Game 101?

LTtxfan

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Old, but this thread needs this...

 

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LTtxfan

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Another old but funny...

 

LTtxfan

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TB the "Damn Louisiana Homer"

 

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LTtxfan

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It's 5:07pm     and.....             ou still sucks

thx for this @UncleSonny

 

mr. sunshine

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Looch, Bohls and Brando. It’s 3/4 of a Mount Rushmore of most punchable faces 

CurlyDumps

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Aren't Anwar and Ketch colleagues? They do podcasts and shit together.

LTtxfan

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18 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Aren't Anwar and Ketch colleagues? They do podcasts and shit together.

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Gidnik

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45 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Aren't Anwar and Ketch colleagues? They do podcasts and shit together.

not for long im guessing. 

CurlyDumps

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5 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

not for long im guessing. 

I wonder if Ketch was actually calling out someone else out/defending his boy. Seems weird that he'd take a personal shot at Anwar but what the fuck do I know about these guys.

Thiefery

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12 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

I wonder if Ketch was actually calling out someone else out/defending his boy. Seems weird that he'd take a personal shot at Anwar but what the fuck do I know about these guys.

Think it was a joke but Anwar is sensitive about going through another divorce

Thatguy

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3 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

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  Rental apt fridge.

Gidnik

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22 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

Think it was a joke but Anwar is sensitive about going through another divorce

ketch is a fat bitch. you dont fuck with someone about going through a divorce.  its hard enough. especially when there are kids involved. 

 

DFW Horn

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On 1/3/2021 at 9:00 AM, Tree Fidy said:

So pour another Cutty Sark, order another McRib and Let's GO!

Two Cuttys and a McRib sounds like the surefire cure for constipation. You certainly had diarrhea of the keyboard that night. Bravo

DFW Horn

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4 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Old, but this thread needs this...

 

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LTtxfan

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17 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

Looch, Bohls and Brando. It’s 3/4 of a Mount Rushmore of most punchable faces 

Another candidate...

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LTtxfan

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17 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

Aren't Anwar and Ketch colleagues? They do podcasts and shit together.

Quite a group...

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LTtxfan

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On 8/24/2021 at 11:04 AM, LTtxfan said:

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Turn down the volume on TEXAS game next week...

 

LTtxfan

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Underrate us -- Good !  🤘

 

Domedriver

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An people pay moneys for this shite?

LTtxfan

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FCB and 247 was so concerned with being 1st -- leaked the QB1 story early...

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