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I am 2 bottles of wine deep and just switched to vodka but I have to get this stream of consciousness out now otherwise it will die within my drunken mind. Sorry @immamac if I am not doing the article thing right. But anyway, I have been reflecting heavily on this coaching hiring/firing and where all the 995ers have been receiving their info, given their info and basically what they have been told and when. Like I said, I am drunk and liable to get drunker by the time I hit submit, however I think I have a good bead on these aspects and I am looking for your feedback to see what needs to be changed. For reference, I am a subscriber to IT, TFB and 247 but obviously Surly is my bottom bitch and that Oatmeal Cream Pie Puta Ketch will never receive a dime of my money as long as I live, and the only reason I subscribe to the rest is to post to Surly because as you will soon see...they are worthless (besides IT to an extent). So pour another Cutty Sark, order another McRib and Let's GO!

-OB-Fudge Round Fucker(aka Ketch)-Lets start with the one I know the least about and have no interest in learning more...there are a select few on this board that have posted Jiggly Goochs info on this site (don't blame y'all for going on OB....but also it is a terrible life decision) but the message I have seen, has been consistent of...they literally don't know shit. Ketch ran with the bullshit CDC statement, same as FCB and others, however he was the first to 995er to hedge. I recently listened to his YAK podcast (Fuck me, that is how slow work was last week) and he could not have back pedaled faster unless there was a snickers within his prereferral vision ...basically he blamed CDC for not being in control and wholly seemed out of the loop.  Some of his posts seemed legit ripped from IT, this was days after they posted the info. I think OB hitched their wagon to Herman early, and once the Herman train left the station they were left scrambling, (Anwar being Hermans mouthpiece was adorable). Simply put, they are worthless...HEY KETCH, EAT MY FUCKING HONEY BUN ASSHOLE (Receiving info from admin/CDC and some donors who have lost their self respect)

-AAS- Good God Damn...I don't think they even deserve a section but some dumb ass will comment if I don't. Brian Davis and Kurt Bowels are the most worthless "journalists:" that call Austin home. They need to be disregarded fully, they are fed information that Texas higher ups needs to be shared, otherwise the only info they may have is the new special at El Arroyo or some funny cat video. They should be disregarded entirely in all facets of media, unless they do actually find a funny cat video then hit my PMs. Hey Brian Davis and Kunt Bowels...EAT MY FUCKING TAINT!  (They know less than a devout member of the Amish community)

-TFB- Ok @OnAComputer yall surprised the hell out of me. I completely disregarded your coaching search sources as well as yall throwing out Sark as an option....let alone as the favorite as Super K stated damn near a month ago...I am legit impressed... HOWEVER, you also ran with the CDC bullshit and recently ran with the whole Texas is going to retain Herman and then back pedaled and said that Herman could be replaced almost 60% or better....I enjoy TFB a lot for recruiting and they may be the best bunch of dudes in the 995 sea but there is something missing in their coverage. Also why is there no board on your site? I need more unverified/unknowledgeable  random strangers to post some shit (Good dudes and honestly shocked they have been this accurate)

-247- FUCK YOU CHIP BROWN, YOU ARE A MISERABLE FUCKING ASSHOLE WHO NOBODY LIKES! YOU ARE A MOUTHPIECE OF CDC, I WOULD CALL YOU A LAP DOG BUT PEOPLE LIKE DOGS! AND NO ONE LIKES YOU! IMAGINE WORKING YOUR ENTIRE LIFE TO CREATE SOMETHING AWESOME AND THEN BEING SUCH A PIECE OF SHIT THAT YOU COULD NEVER REALIZE THAT DREAM. NO ONE LIKES YOU, YOUR COLLEAGUES DON'T LIKE YOU, YOU DO NOT HAVE FRIENDS AND YOU DO NOT HAVE SUPPORTERS. YOU WERE FED ONE KERNEL OF INFO SOLELY BASED ON YOU ACTING LIKE A FUCKING LAP DOG. YOU REPORTED THAT HERMAN WAS RETURNING AND YOU IMMEDIATELY BACKPEDALED. YOU ARE NOT A JOURNALIST, YOU ARE NOT A NEWS BREAKING REPORTER, YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE JOKE. IF I WAS IN CHARGE AND YOU WERE MY ONLY OPTION TO REPORT NEWS, I WOULD YELL OBSCENTITIES INTO A WHOOPIE CUSHION AND LET MARK MANGINO SIT ON IT INSTEAD OF FEEDING YOU.... FUCK YOU CHIP, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE AND YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE WORTH....Apologies to Mike Roach, Nick Harris, Jeff Howe and the others on the Longhorn Blitz, yall are awesome and I cannot wait for yall to get poached by a semi decent site....FUCK CHIP BROWN!

-IT- Burton has been a complete game changer for them in terms of credibility and connections. They were the ONLY site to state that Herman was out regardless of any other scenarios.  All other sites ran with the CDC narrative but IT did  not budge whatsoever....that said they also were not the first to report Sark or that Herman was gone. I think they may have ran a foul of CDC and Admin solely because of their unwavering. It is so brutally honest who was fed by admin and who wasn't. Obviously IT is getting fed by the BMDs   but if they are the ones making the move than we know who we need to be paying attention to. Between Nahlin and Burton, they have the only information I pay attention to out of the 995er world. The admin seems to not be as favorable however...

- Surly- I am drunk, you are drunk, we can remain drunk...hopefully Sark doesn't. Let's go hire a fucking baller ass staff and win some big ass games. FUCK OU, FUCK AGGY, FUCK CHIP BROWN! HOOK EM!

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LTtxfan

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LTtxfan

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This getting good...   😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

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SydneyCarton

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5 minutes ago, immamac said:

Paging @SydneyCarton we need to fire the laser from fake ketchum account

What do we want here?

SydneyCarton

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13 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

What do we want here?

Something like this?

 

 

 

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SuckitKevin

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Ohh shit, that’s awesome!

BurntOrange&White

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25 minutes ago, immamac said:

Paging @SydneyCarton we need to fire the laser from fake ketchum account

 

10 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Something like this?

 

 

 

Lmao! 
 

 

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LTtxfan

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2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Something like this?

 

 

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LTtxfan

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WE ARE IN THEIR HEADS -- EMBRACE THE HATE !!!  🤘

Getting a lot trash from $9.95ers predicting loss against Louisiana.  Don't forget this... 

 

Post Oak

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Nope.  I bet he always agrees with Clay.

LTtxfan

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Douchebag  

LTtxfan

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After that ass kickin' Saturday, we deserve this... actually found this one funny. 😋 

 

LTtxfan

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I usually disagree with Rick -- but hope he's right on this...

 

LTtxfan

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Aggy probably complaining about BOMC...

 

LTtxfan

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Not sure what was up with Todd -- hope he's ok

 

LTtxfan

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HaHaHaHa...

 

Eggo

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Jiggy-Z

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4 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Hogan needs to do something with his look.  He is getting dangerously close to being Barry Switzer's doppelganger.

Jiggy-Z

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On 10/6/2021 at 9:50 AM, LTtxfan said:

HaHaHaHa...

 

aggy at 23, lol.

LTtxfan

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😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

LTtxfan

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How does Dodd still have a job ??

Such a Troll...

 

BurntOrange&White

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Question: Is IT the only 995 that has a completely retarded QB debate that the staff keeps trying to push?

Duane Moore

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16 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Question: Is IT the only 995 that has a completely retarded QB debate that the staff keeps trying to push?

If Casey plays against Baylor like he did Saturday, I expect they won’t be the only place you see that. One of the many reasons I am hoping he lights the Bears up. 

7 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

If Casey plays against Baylor like he did Saturday, I expect they won’t be the only place you see that. One of the many reasons I am hoping he lights the Bears up. 

Yeah if Casey repeats the worst game he's ever had that is completely unlike any other game he has played. Bunch of fucking idiots around here. 

alincoln

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10 minutes ago, immamac said:

Yeah if Casey repeats the worst game he's ever had that is completely unlike any other game he has played. Bunch of fucking idiots around here. 

Oklahoma State also has an elite pass defense.  That said, Baylor's pass D (28th in adjusted pass efficiency and top-50 in the adjusted yards numbers) is better than the other teams Casey has started against and Iowa State's is the best we play other this season other than OSU.  Not cakewalk defenses the next two game.s  

Nicole44

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How can we expect to win at 11:00 am? We need to play at night. Sark after Dark much? That will be 9.95. 

LTtxfan

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1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Question: Is IT the only 995 that has a completely retarded QB debate that the staff keeps trying to push?

 

 

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BachelorTrek

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5 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

How can we expect to win at 11:00 am? We need to play at night. Sark after Dark much? That will be 9.95. 

All the rest of our games will prolly be at 11am which is the Big12 being predictably petty.

It'd be fun if we got to rip up the GoR contract for punitive actions like that!  Lulz.

Schulz2.0

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7 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Question: Is IT the only 995 that has a completely retarded QB debate that the staff keeps trying to push?

Oklahoma State was literally daring us to beat them over the top. 

LTtxfan

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3 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Oklahoma State was literally daring us to beat them over the top. 

 

Yeah on this video, Ian Boyd talks about how okie lite safeties were extremely close to the line of scrimmage in the 2nd half...  

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Atticus

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7 hours ago, immamac said:

Yeah if Casey repeats the worst game he's ever had that is completely unlike any other game he has played. Bunch of fucking idiots around here. 

Casey also played pretty poorly against TCU. 2nd half of OU was generally rough outside of the comeback drive.

Duane Moore

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It does surprise and frustrate me that we didn’t take more deep shots when the only one we tried connected and Casey had hit a bunch of them the week before. I know the line didn’t give him a lot of time, but you’d think there were at least a couple of times he could have gotten them off. 

LTtxfan

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9.95er's love this story... 😋

 

LTtxfan

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On 10/19/2021 at 11:46 AM, LTtxfan said:

How does Dodd still have a job ??

Such a Troll...

 

 

More Dodd trolling...

 

LTtxfan

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B12 phasing Horns and blOU out...  😋

 

Bowlsby bitter...

 

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dcar00

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Bowlsby is  a fucking clown.  after the QB roughing BS I have no doubt that bowlsby is putting the finger on the refs.  How I would love to fucking backdoor into the champ game just to give a big fuck you to that shithead.

We absolutely need to be gone next year.

LTtxfan

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Love how $9.95ers all acting so pissy...   😂😂😂 

 

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Knoxtnhorn

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On 10/24/2021 at 10:41 PM, dcar00 said:

Bowlsby is  a fucking clown.  after the QB roughing BS I have no doubt that bowlsby is putting the finger on the refs.  How I would love to fucking backdoor into the champ game just to give a big fuck you to that shithead.

We absolutely need to be gone next year.

Emphasis: last sentence.

LTtxfan

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And now...   😋

 

LTtxfan

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Snacks making fun of $9.95ers... 

 

 

 

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