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War damn Eagle I guess. That's a big buyout.

 

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US183

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BrazilHorn

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Wow. So you can fire a coach with no immediate backfill BEFORE NSD 1???

Is such a thing even allowed???

Tex-19

Burnt Ends

Hugh Freeze come on down?

taybo20

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Auburn with more balls than Texas. Not afraid to pay 21.5 million buyout to try and make your program better.

mdmost

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My memory gets hazy the further away from it we get but wasn't Gus a possible candidate before they landed on Charlie? Gus wasn't an option because he was in the MNC?

TommyGufano

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Just now, Tex-19 said:

Hugh Freeze come on down?

That does feel like a match

Pato del Muerto

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Add it to the list of coaches fired after losing to aggy the past 2 seasons. 

taybo20

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1 minute ago, mdmost said:

My memory gets hazy the further away from it we get but wasn't Gus a possible candidate before they landed on Charlie? Gus wasn't an option because he was in the MNC?

According to this board, every coach is a candidate if the hive mind allows it

Tex-19

Burnt Ends

I'd imagine their list in no order is Freeze, Napier, Sark, Elliott

Brothahorn

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3 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Wow. So you can fire a coach with no immediate backfill BEFORE NSD 1???

Is such a thing even allowed???

 

2 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Auburn with more balls than Texas. Not afraid to pay 21.5 million buyout to try and make your program better.

We are Texas. It would be uncivilized to fire our coach in such a manner. How dare you!

IDIOTsavant

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6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

 

Google says $21.45M to go away.

DFW Horn

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3 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Auburn with more bigger balls than Texas. Not afraid to pay 21.5 million buyout to try and make your program better.

I doubt the Auburn AD has more than two.

DFW Horn

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1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

I'd imagine their list in no order is Freeze, Napier, Sark, Elliott

Surely, UM isn't in play on The Plains...

taybo20

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1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

I doubt the Auburn AD has more than two.

I’d guess the $21.5 million came from a few sets of them

South Austin

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Just now, DFW Horn said:

Surely, UM isn't in play on The Plains...

Auburn is his Dream Job No. 2 after Notre Dame.

taybo20

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1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

Surely, UM isn't in play on The Plains...

Lolz

DFW Horn

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1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Auburn is his Dream Job No. 2 after Notre Dame.

As somebody pointed out before, UM chose Florida over Notre Dame back in 2005

SEC SEC SEC

HenryJames

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Firing a guy who never lost less than four games for the last seven consecutive years. Real profiles in fucking courage here.

MNLonghornFUKM

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Google says $21.45M to go away.

I’ll do it for 20M but not a dollar less

DFW Horn

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1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

Firing a guy who never lost less than four games for the last seven consecutive years. Real profiles in fucking courage here.

Even before NSD1 next Wednesday? The horror!

Beau Vine

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7 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

I doubt the Auburn AD has more than two.

It's funny that you think the Auburn Athletic Director runs the athletic department at Auburn...

IDIOTsavant

Burnt Ends
1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


I’ll do it for 20M but not a dollar less

 

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jinx

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Wow!  So you can just up and fire a coach, even when you owe him money huh?  I wonder if Auburn is worried if they will find another coach to replace him.  I hope they do before next season, seems like quite a risk.

Beau Vine

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14 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Auburn with more balls than Texas. Not afraid to pay 21.5 million buyout to try and make your program better.

Auburn University (sic) exists to support a football program, not the other way around.

taybo20

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Just now, jinx said:

Wow!  So you can just up and fire a coach, even when you owe him money huh?  I wonder if Auburn is worried if they will find another coach to replace him.  I hope they do before next season, seems like quite a risk.

Good news is, they have an interim coach. Novel Concept from such a small school

veritas aequitas

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7 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

Nice windfall. Hopefully he has a Robinhood account.

Hiphopopotamos

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18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

War damn Eagle I guess. That's a big buyout.

 

I guess Auburn doesn't give a shit about the 'optics'.  Football school.

taybo20

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(edited)
1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

Auburn University (sic) exists to support a football program, not the other way around.

Well you can’t have your cake and eat it too then. I just think they dont have to be mutually exclusive

Edited by taybo20

ClubWhatever

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19 minutes ago, mdmost said:

 

That was a stunningly stupid extension even by our standards.  Just so dumb. 

DFW Horn

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3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

It's funny that you think the Auburn Athletic Director runs the athletic department at Auburn...

Okay, the AU President. Whoever the hell he is

TommyGufano

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Was curious to see what high worth individual attended Auburn.

Tim Cook went to Auburn?!?! Wut? Doubt he gives a fuck about football, but I had him pegged (😬) as a coastal university kind of guy

Dijon Robinson

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God I wish I was so bad at my job that someone was willing to pay me $21 million to not do it

Bullneck

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(edited)
2 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

Was curious to see what high worth individual attended Auburn.

Tim Cook went to Auburn?!?! Wut? Doubt he gives a fuck about football, but I had him pegged (😬) as a coastal university kind of guy

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On October 30, Cook came out as gay in an editorial for Bloomberg Business saying "I'm proud to be gay, and I consider being gay among the greatest gifts God has given me."

Oh, wait, I was thinking of Tim Apple.

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taybo20

Certifiably Surly
3 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

Was curious to see what high worth individual attended Auburn.

Tim Cook went to Auburn?!?! Wut? Doubt he gives a fuck about football, but I had him pegged (😬) as a coastal university kind of guy

He was at the iron bowl last year. Maybe he does care

TommyGufano

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Just now, Bullneck said:

 

Right. Hence the emoji. And to be clear, I'm very pro-gay; my brother is gay.

CUM2TX

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god I hate CDC right now

ButtFumble

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(edited)
2 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

Was curious to see what high worth individual attended Auburn.

Tim Cook went to Auburn?!?! Wut? Doubt he gives a fuck about football, but I had him pegged (😬) as a coastal university kind of guy

Yellawood

and have you seen the price of lumber lately? (although it is trending down now it is still way up high and demand is through the roof and expected to continue that way)

 

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Dijon Robinson

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Just now, TommyGufano said:

Right. Hence the emoji. And to be clear, I'm very pro-gay; my brother is gay.

 

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Doc Reeves

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7 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

That was a stunningly stupid extension even by our standards.  Just so dumb. 

Just cause your pay a person a lot to do a job doesn’t mean they’re gonna do really well.

Francisco 2.0

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13 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Okay, the AU President. Whoever the hell he is

 

It's funny you think the Auburn President runs the athletic department at Auburn....

David Dennison

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21 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I guess Auburn doesn't give a shit about the 'optics'.  Football school.

Yep. They aren't trying to keep up with Stanford and Berkeley.

maninblack

Burnt Ends

Depending on the terms of the buyout that's a potentially cheap OC for our next HC

ztejas

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32 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Firing a guy who never lost less than four games for the last seven consecutive years. Real profiles in fucking courage here.

I mean, sure. Also - Auburn has a more recent MNC and MNC appearance than Texas - and is a program with far less money and historical success.

Not really apples to apples.

Beau Vine

Certifiably Surly
27 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Well you can’t have your cake and eat it too then. I just think they dont have to be mutually exclusive

Why not?  Why would you have a cake and not eat it?  What the fuck else are you going to do with your cake?  

taybo20

Certifiably Surly
7 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Why not?  Why would you have a cake and not eat it?  What the fuck else are you going to do with your cake?  

Idk ask Buddy and duff

clapclapclap

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12 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Why not?  Why would you have a cake and not eat it?  What the fuck else are you going to do with your cake?  

Know how I know you don't live near MacArthur Park?

Hiphopopotamos

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(edited)

Sarkisian, Freeze, Josh Heupel, and Mario Cristobal mentioned as possibilities.

Edited by Hiphopopotamos

Harrison Stafford

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15 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Know how I know you don't live near MacArthur Park?

Oh, noooooooooooo.

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