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Horrible bowl name, but the best matchup outside the NY6 (only one involving two ranked team). We're apparently favored by 1 point. Not sure why. Hubbard won't play. Tylan Wallace will play. Spencer Sanders is still a turnover machine. Gundy tends to let loose in meaningless bowl games so maybe we will actually have a decent offensive performance. Either way, hopefully it's a good mid-afternoon game before you guys throttle Colorado. 

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Zeus

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Miami sucks though, you are playing against Manny _iaz

Js1

Certifiably Surly

"This is for all the Cheez-its"  doesn't have quite the flair of "This is for all the Tostitos" 

 

texifornia

Certifiably Surly

God I hope this is the same amazing shitshow as last year. Come on Pokes!

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'stache

Certifiably Surly
7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

"This is for all the Cheez-its"  doesn't have quite the flair of "This is for all the Tostitos" 

 

This was by far the worst marketing phrase I can recall from a bowl game. It was the pinnacle of our program and this is the shitty shirt they offered.

 

 

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Bevo14

Burnt Ends

Damn might tune in for this. I've been so "fuckit" about postseason CFB I didn't even know this matchup was happening.

TexArcher

Certifiably Surly

I mean, it's this or work.  In.

clapclapclap

Legacy Members

Jimmy Johnson will throw out the first pitch.

Parliament

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I like the kitschy names they come up with for bowl games. They don't take themselves real serious and neither should we. This is football and it should be fun. Let's just have fun.

Wishbone

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

God I hope this is the same amazing shitshow as last year. Come on Pokes!

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Do I see a rug burn bandaid top right?

Brandywine

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18 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Do I see a rug burn bandaid top right?

Looks like it to me!

Horn80

Legacy Members

Cowboys will beat the shit out of Miami.

'stache

Certifiably Surly

Didn't realize D'eriq King's transfer was to Miami. That tells you how much of a shit I've given this year.

Buzzrock

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Don’t really care about the Pokes but I do not like Miami. Go Pokes!

'stache

Certifiably Surly

Lol, already a pass that should have been intercepted. Sanders is not the future here.

Js1

Certifiably Surly
5 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Didn't realize D'eriq King's transfer was to Miami. That tells you how much of a shit I've given this year.

And he's coming back for a COVID year.

Buzzrock

Legacy Members

Well that was easy. 

texifornia

Certifiably Surly

Ballsy play. Love to see it.

The Tower

Certifiably Surly

Nice pass there.  Keep scoring Oklahoma State 

ButtFumble

Legacy Members

damn what a 4th down play

and that "tackle" where he held the guy up so he could turn and score lutz

and that drive was easy as shit the OkState QB had all day to pass

'stache

Certifiably Surly

Starting place kicker is still hurt I think, so I expect we'll see a lot of going for it in that area. I was surprised to see zero handoffs that entire drive. Got a little lucky on the TD but I'll take it.

XYZ

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1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Ballsy play. Love to see it.

It’d be cool if the pokes would ever play ballsy against OUsucks.

'stache

Certifiably Surly
2 minutes ago, XYZ said:

It’d be cool if the pokes would ever play ballsy against OUsucks.

Like I said, we only go balls out in meaningless bowl games. Everything else is pure conservative. Gundy has been playing not to lose for a bunch of years now.

ButtFumble

Legacy Members

OkState with the tribute to manny tackle on 3rd and long

TwiceHorn

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2 hours ago, texifornia said:

God I hope this is the same amazing shitshow as last year. Come on Pokes!

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Props to the Poke chicks for wearing real boots.  Even if they are square toes.

WBT

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Lulz at the Australian punter asking to wear The Rock's number

ButtFumble

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5 yards on a dead duck pass...

ButtFumble

Legacy Members

hahaha shit talking to Miami about the flag

SDG

Certifiably Surly

Miami seems overrated.  

USNALonghorn

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2 hours ago, 'stache said:

Horrible bowl name, but the best matchup outside the NY6 (only one involving two ranked team). We're apparently favored by 1 point. Not sure why. Hubbard won't play. Tylan Wallace will play. Spencer Sanders is still a turnover machine. Gundy tends to let loose in meaningless bowl games so maybe we will actually have a decent offensive performance. Either way, hopefully it's a good mid-afternoon game before you guys throttle Colorado. 

Go Pokes! Hope y’all throttle Manny _iaz!

Wishbone

Legacy Members
2 hours ago, 'stache said:

Horrible bowl name, but the best matchup outside the NY6 (only one involving two ranked team). We're apparently favored by 1 point. Not sure why. Hubbard won't play. Tylan Wallace will play. Spencer Sanders is still a turnover machine. Gundy tends to let loose in meaningless bowl games so maybe we will actually have a decent offensive performance. Either way, hopefully it's a good mid-afternoon game before you guys throttle Colorado. 

Did you forget about the Florida/OUsucks game manaña?

Horn80

Legacy Members

Pokes shoving Miami around.

ButtFumble

Legacy Members

after that run and the shit talking by the OkState lineman that were manhandling Miami what is the over and under before Miami goes full "tha U" and starts getting all kinds of unsportsman like penalties

I say 5 minutes left in the 2nd quarter it kicks in heavy

Mdhorn

Certifiably Surly

Brown did the U sign with his hands and then broke it over his knee.  Thought that shit was a penalty?  Oh well, go OSU. 

WBT

Legacy Members
Just now, Wishbone said:

Did you forget about the Florida/OUsucks game manaña?

Can confirm that the Cotton Jerryworld Bowl is part of the NY6

AustinHorn

Legacy Members

That good old Manny _iaz defense

Mudcat35

Legacy Members

14-0.  Manny _iaz in top form.

GhostOfTomJoad

Certifiably Surly

I just hope this game takes less than 5 fucking hours to play. Come on, oSu. You deserve better than Gundyball.

Buzzrock

Legacy Members

Ha ha suck it Miami. That’s what you get for ducking GT. 

oSuJeff97

Legacy Members

Man you can tell this is going well so far. I’m not even drunk yet. 

SDG

Certifiably Surly
2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Can confirm that the Cotton Jerryworld Bowl is part of the NY6

That’s the Rose Bowl which was moved and is NY6.  

OU Sucks

Legacy Members
(edited)

Funny how aggy would be angry/motivated for missing the playoffs [according to the announcer], yet UGA didn't care about our game because they missed the playoffs.  I'm guessing when aggy scrapes by a depleted UNC, they will say they had no motivation.

Edited by OU Sucks

SDG

Certifiably Surly

Yikes, dumb play but they could have called that.  

Wishbone

Legacy Members
5 minutes ago, WBT said:

Can confirm that the Cotton Jerryworld Bowl is part of the NY6

I stand corrected. Nevermind!

ButtFumble

Legacy Members

manny making an ass of himself and isn't being 20 yards out on the field a penalty?

ButtFumble

Legacy Members

HE GONE!

what a hell of a YAC!!!

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