Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations
Almost as unceremonious as his past 2 victories to finish off the season, Tom "the turtle" Herman has been removed as the head coach of the Texas Longhorns. 
 
We don't really wish you anything, but to get the hell out of here Tom. 
 
TOM HERMAN GTFO.gif
 
 
 

User Feedback

Recommended Comments

Radical Larry

Burnt Ends

While he is on this flight everybody is talking about. That would be pretty high tech.



Have you ever worked with anything high tech?

texifornia

Certifiably Surly
Just now, mdmost said:

 

Nice. Dominate the news cycle on aggy's big day, hopefully gets a ring, and then goes and recruits while wearing it.

Js1

Certifiably Surly
1 minute ago, mdmost said:

 

Brando and Pollock crushed. 

Horn80

Legacy Members
1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Nice. Dominate the news cycle on aggy's big day, hopefully gets a ring, and then goes and recruits while wearing it.

And what happens if Bama loses?

Surly Bevo

Certifiably Surly



Have you ever worked with anything high tech?

Nah it’s all ball bearings

clapclapclap

Legacy Members

Tough day for John Boy Walton Pollack.

mdleast

Legacy Members

Funny how I will suddenly be rooting more for Alabama in that game than I ever could have imagined possible.  Wait! is it still 2020?  Did I fall into a time warp?!?

Surly Bevo

Certifiably Surly



Have you ever worked with anything high tech?

Nah it’s all ball bearings

texifornia

Certifiably Surly
1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

And what happens if Bama loses?

Whatever. Still coached in the championship game, and it doesn't really move the needle either way.

Aqua Buddha

Legacy Members
11 minutes ago, mdmost said:

 

Didn’t get the physique change with sobriety, it seems.

Im_smarter_then_you

Burnt Ends
3 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Tough day for John Boy Walton Pollack.

And his ass buddy timmy

mdmost

Certifiably Surly

Well now it's 3:45. Soon to be 4pm

 

BingoDinoDNA

Certifiably Surly
Well now it's 3:45. Soon to be 4pm
 


Players meeting was at 1530.

Horn80

Legacy Members
(edited)

I’m bummed.

Edited by Horn80

Js1

Certifiably Surly
Just now, ConferenceRoom said:

 


Players meeting was at 1530.

 

Plus CDC may want to address the team and staff first about his decision before introducing Sark to them

CfRhTxStBobcats

Legacy Members

O/U how many bottles of liquor are sent to Sark after first loss that should have been a W.

maninblack

Burnt Ends
9 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Nice. Dominate the news cycle on aggy's big day, hopefully gets a ring, and then goes and recruits while wearing it.

Announcing the same day aggy is playing was not lost on the University

lemonandaturd

Legacy Members
12 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

We'll know it's Sark if they decide to lit the tower.

Let's hope only the tower is lit.  

USNALonghorn

Legacy Members

We’ve gone from the “learn on the job” program to the “second chance” program.

I I’m very thankful Herman is gone, but what the fuck are we thinking with Sark? He couldn’t handle USC. What made our boosters think he can handle Texas?

lemonandaturd

Legacy Members
Just now, USNALonghorn said:

We’ve gone from the “learn on the job” program to the “second chance” program.

I I’m very thankful Herman is gone, but what the fuck are we thinking with Sark? He couldn’t handle USC. What made our boosters think he can handle Texas?

Maybe because he put the plug in the jug.  

Hairy Biped

Legacy Members
1 minute ago, maninblack said:

Announcing the same day aggy is playing was not lost on the University

Announcing that Texas made yet another horrible hire on same day as aggy game is net win for aggy.  This isn't just a failure.  It's a miserable failure.  The guy is 46-35 all time.  Never was competitive for a conference title.  2-2 in bowls.  The guy we're sending away with $15 million payday has a better resume.  Aggy is nothing but giddy with this news.

Guest Lobo

Guest Lobo

Guests

I still can't help but think about how infatuated most of y'all were for so many years with Herman.  I just don't get it.  Not saying "I told you so" but tens of millions of dollars later for a guy who averaged 5 losses/year.  What was the fucking infatuation?  I just never got it with that guy.  I was way more enamored with Strong.  Seriously, what was the delusion?  

Wally Pryor

Legacy Members
3 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Announcing the same day aggy is playing was not lost on the University

 

I guess.  But announcing that Steve Sarkisian is going to be your next head coach shows exactly how far this program has fallen into the toilet. 

And continues to be.    

mdmost

Certifiably Surly

Texas Longhorns Name Steve Sarkisian Head Football Coach

The University of Texas at Austin has named Steve Sarkisian, currently offensive coordinator for the Alabama Crimson Tide, head coach of the Longhorn football team.

  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
 

AUSTIN, Texas – The University of Texas at Austin has named Steve Sarkisian, currently offensive coordinator for the Alabama Crimson Tide, head coach of the Longhorn football team. He replaces Tom Herman, who was released earlier today.

Sarkisian has a strong track record as both an offensive coordinator and head coach in both Division I college football and the NFL. He also brings to the Longhorn football program extensive experience coaching in conference and national championship games and developing top talent, including three Heisman Trophy finalists.

"On Jan. 4, 2006, I was the USC quarterback coach when we played Texas in that famed national championship game. There has always been something special about Longhorn football, its history and traditions – not just on that day – and I could never have imagined that 15 years later, I would join the Longhorns as their head coach," Sarkisian commented. "This is a unique and compelling opportunity to lead this storied program to the next level, competing once again amongst the best in college football."

Sarkisian was just this week named the Broyles Award winner, awarded to the top college football assistant coach, as he has helped lead the Crimson Tide to compete for the 2020 national championship.

"We are excited to have Steve Sarkisian join us and lead the next chapter of our football program," said Kevin Eltife, chairman of the UT System Board of Regents. "University of Texas football has a long and proud history of competing at the highest levels within our conference and nationally, and he brings with him the coaching caliber and championship experience needed to restore this kind of excellence to our program." 

President Jay Hartzell said: "Hiring Steve Sarkisian represents a critical investment in our football program's future, not just for our student-athletes, but for all of Longhorn Nation. Our entire community benefits from a healthy and successful athletics program, and naming Steve as our coach infuses our football program with the necessary guidance and expertise to drive further success."

Prior to joining Alabama in 2019, Sarkisian spent two years as offensive coordinator with the Atlanta Falcons, four years as an assistant and two as head coach at the University of Southern California, and five years as head coach at the University of Washington. His head coaching record is 46-35 overall and 2-2 in bowl games.

"Steve Sarkisian is one of the top offensive minds in the game of football, which he has proved over and over during his time with USC, Atlanta, and most recently, Alabama," said Chris Del Conte, vice president and athletics director of The University of Texas at Austin. "We are confident our players and coaches will thrive under his leadership and in response to his energy and passion for the game."  

Js1

Certifiably Surly

I like this hire today a lot more than I liked Herman’s hiring on the day he was announced. 

texifornia

Certifiably Surly

UT fans are waaaay more down on this hire than cfb at large, I have to say

Jack Wilson

Full Members
1 minute ago, Lobo said:

I still can't help but think about how infatuated most of y'all were for so many years with Herman.  I just don't get it.  Not saying "I told you so" but tens of millions of dollars later for a guy who averaged 5 losses/year.  What was the fucking infatuation?  I just never got it with that guy.  I was way more enamored with Strong.  Seriously, what was the delusion?  

With Strong? Fuck.

DaysOff

Certifiably Surly
 

I refuse to believe it's not Urban until I hear something official.

demos

Legacy Members



What a twat

mdmost

Certifiably Surly
Just now, Js1 said:

I like this hire today a lot more than I liked Herman’s hiring on the day he was announced. 

Same. I think there's a lot more potential and pedigree here than Herman. 

PilotsError

Legacy Members
1 minute ago, Lobo said:

I still can't help but think about how infatuated most of y'all were for so many years with Herman.  I just don't get it.  Not saying "I told you so" but tens of millions of dollars later for a guy who averaged 5 losses/year.  What was the fucking infatuation?  I just never got it with that guy.  I was way more enamored with Strong.  Seriously, what was the delusion?  

 

lol wut?  the shine was immediately off after his first Maryland win.  There was zero infatuation on these boards.

Wally Pryor

Legacy Members
3 minutes ago, Hairy Biped said:

Announcing that Texas made yet another horrible hire on same day as aggy game is net win for aggy.  This isn't just a failure.  It's a miserable failure.  The guy is 46-35 all time.  Never was competitive for a conference title.  2-2 in bowls.  The guy we're sending away with $15 million payday has a better resume.  Aggy is nothing but giddy with this news.

 

Correct answer.

Js1

Certifiably Surly
Just now, texifornia said:

UT fans are waaaay more down on this hire than cfb at large, I have to say

Are you surprised? We’ve had 2 awful hires in a row, haven’t won our conference in 12 years and aren’t even a fringe playoff team. 

Not to mention people got REALLY invested in Urban, which never seemed that likely. 

texifornia

Certifiably Surly
Just now, demos said:

 

 


What a twat

 

What an asshat, my goodness. How's a ULM grad got so much antipathy for UT?

Guest Lobo

Guest Lobo

Guests
Just now, Jack Wilson said:

With Strong? Fuck.

Yeah, Strong was a decent guy with a sense of ethics.  He was also a shitty football coach, but was a solid man.  Herman is a con-man with a serious drug problem who fucks around on his wife and robs schools of millions of dollars.  There's a difference.  Both sucked at big-time football coaching, but I'd let one around my family.  Herman is a drug-addicted, womanizing cunt who steals money for a living.  

Macklemore

Certifiably Surly
2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

UT fans are waaaay more down on this hire than cfb at large, I have to say

That’s because lots of Texas fans are morons. This is a good hire

Surly Bevo

Certifiably Surly

Well a lot of folks hated the Mack hire.  Then only a small minority hated the Strong and Herman hires.  So maybe my wild coincidental grasping at straws will pay off here

BingoDinoDNA

Certifiably Surly
Well a lot of folks hated the Mack hire.  Then only a small minority hated the Strong and Herman hires.  So maybe my wild coincidental grasping at straws will pay off here


I would take a Mack arc with Sark in an instant.

horn_of_the_morning

Legacy Members
4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

UT fans are waaaay more down on this hire than cfb at large, I have to say

Yeah, bammers are  universally pissed/disappointed that he is leaving.  Some thought he was actually the HCIW.

Guest
Add a comment...

Featured Content

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.