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Almost as unceremonious as his past 2 victories to finish off the season, Tom "the turtle" Herman has been removed as the head coach of the Texas Longhorns. 
 
We don't really wish you anything, but to get the hell out of here Tom. 
 
TOM HERMAN GTFO.gif
 
 
 

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satyanash

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oh my fucking God

what a surprising yet utterly predictable disaster.

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Lat22

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HornOnTheBayou

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No, no, no. This better be some sick, cruel joke.

IDIOTsavant

Burnt Ends

This is why we can't have nice things.

Reynolds Woodcock

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I’m stunned, I’m pissed, this is hilarious.

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Effyourcouch

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This is very confusing news. I’m torn, Tom is gone but Sark is in. 

bar

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This can't be real.

'stache

Certifiably Surly

Austin has some great booze makers. It’s a decent fit.

Huckleberry

Certifiably Surly

I like that @texiforniaput his rep balls on the table with that thread title. I would have hedged with "FCB reports Sarkisian hired."

runthebone

Burnt Ends

Hahahaha.  Well, we got it half right at least.

 

Well, I wanted Sark when we hired Strong because I didn't know he was a raging alcoholic.

Or maybe the BMDs are going Ohio State with the points

 

taybo20

Certifiably Surly

Wow...let’s fucking go!

CowboyFred

Certifiably Surly

Lol fuck that noise (sark) 

William Bludworth

Burnt Ends

Fuck. Jesus Christ. Why? What a fucking disaster this is going to be. 

MaxHorn

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What the ACTUAL fuck??!!!???

Hiphopopotamos

New Members

Well.  At least he knows how to play the recruiting game (after being at USC during their hey-day and now with Saban).

WJC88

Certifiably Surly

Huh??

SDG

Certifiably Surly
1 minute ago, bar said:

This can't be real.

The fired part is.  

 

capnamerca

Certifiably Surly

And the desert wandering continues ... this dude might actually die on the sidelines.

Vic Mackey

Legacy Members

Lmao what a fucking joke. Might as well kept Herman if this is who we are replacing him with.

LTtxfan

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5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Sources: Sarkisian to replace Herman as coach at Texas

By  FUCK CHIP BROWN.     5 minutes ago

Steve Sarkisian, a former head coach at Washington and USC who is coordinating the nation's No. 2 scoring offense this season at Alabama, is expected to be named the new head coach at Texas, replacing Tom Herman, multiple sources told Horns247.

Herman, who has a $15 million buyout, was notified by Texas on Saturday that he wouldn't be retained as coach, sources told Horns247. Herman went 32-18 in four seasons at Texas, including a 7-3 record this year in which the Longhorns got off to a 1-2 start in Big 12 play, causing the school's top donors to put pressure on UT administrators to pursue three-time national championship coach Urban Meyer beginning in October.

Horns247 reported on Dec. 6 that a weeks-long flirtation between UT administrators and Meyer had fizzled with Meyer telling UT officials he isn't interested in returning to college coaching because of stress-related health concerns (Meyer has an arachnoid cyst on his brain lining that has caused him issues in the past) as well as Meyer's concerns about the transfer portal and a possible one-time transfer rule being enacted in 2021.

Horns247 has reported since then, according to sources close to the situation, Meyer has been looking into possible NFL opportunities, because there is more of an off-season and no transfer portal in the NFL. Jacksonville and the Los Angeles Chargers are jobs Meyer has expressed interest in, according to sources.

While UT administrators were gauging the interest of Meyer, they were also researching other possible head-coaching candidates, including Sarkisian, who went 34-29 (.540) in five seasons as head coach at Washington (2009-13) and 12-6 at USC before getting fired for disorderly conduct on Oct. 12, 2015.

FigurelliPwC

Legacy Members

Should we start the Fire Sark thread yet?

Bozo_Casanova

Legacy Members

Well, I think we can feel confident that the bar industry will recover from the pandemic quickly 

DanTheHorn

Burnt Ends

Good new on the firing but not great on the hiring. We are trading one lush for another. Then again Bucky Godbolt says he has been sober for 20 years just has to work at it every day.

taybo20

Certifiably Surly

We’re gonna  have a whole new staff

Scheiss Meister

Certifiably Surly

What in the chicken fucking hell?  I guess that CDC has taken leave of his senses.

Butch Had Not

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Well I have to live with this and if he is sober I think we're going to be ok. 

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