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Almost as unceremonious as his past 2 victories to finish off the season, Tom "the turtle" Herman has been removed as the head coach of the Texas Longhorns. 
 
We don't really wish you anything, but to get the hell out of here Tom. 
 
TOM HERMAN GTFO.gif
 
 
 

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youdunnf'dup

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I don’t hate it but what a fucking roller coaster 

4Pete

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not a fan of the hire.  

David Dennison

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Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Lmao what a fucking joke. Might as well kept Herman if this is who we are replacing him with.

It's a huge risk.

Glad Herman is gone. So happy to be wrong about that.

gmr548

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Herman is a better coach than Sark but letting him stay was untenable at this point. Better be 100 percent funded by donor money because otherwise the price tag isn’t worth it.

Well be back here in 3-4 years. Hopefully there’s some better utilization of offensive talent.

FigurelliPwC

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Should we start the Fire Sark thread yet?

FigurelliPwC

Legacy Members

Should we start the Fire Sark thread yet?

Scheiss Meister

Certifiably Surly

What in the chicken fucking hell?  I guess that CDC has taken leave of his senses.

Mez2

Legacy Members

I enjoyed spending Saturdays with my family and not giving a shit whether we won or lost this past fall. Now, I can continue and not care anymore. 

Kyle

banned

As I said before - no one does less with more than Texas.

But hard to justify with Texas losing recruits right and left, seemingly like talent not playing, etc.
 

tokamak

Burnt Ends

A drunk with no history of success. Yippee.

Liquor and Poker

Certifiably Surly

Wow.  I remember "it's going to be John Fucking Mackovic?  That's what we get?  That's all they could do?"

This feels even more piss poor.

Shaggy3.0

Legacy Members

Sark After Dark, bayby!!!

 

Fuck it. Why not.

 

Let's do it.  Hopefully we'll be good again when I'm in my 50s.

 

Hermanator

Legacy Members

Sark??

Scholz Garden about to cash in big time

gmr548

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I don’t hate it but what a fucking roller coaster 

The only reason not to hate it is knowing that Herman has to go.

You can’t hide that it’s an extremely questionable hire at absolute best.

CowboyFred

Certifiably Surly

Lol fuck that noise (sark) 

gmr548

Legacy Members
I don’t hate it but what a fucking roller coaster 

The only reason not to hate it is knowing that Herman has to go.

You can’t hide that it’s an extremely questionable hire at absolute best.

shnsajax

Legacy Members

It’s fitting that I read this while taking a shit.

Gravy Train

Legacy Members

Wonder which buddies he's going to call to fill the roster?  Shouldn't take much to convince Tosh to leave Atlanta, come lock down this state and fuck with the rest of the SEC in 'croots while you're at it.

Auto Driller

Legacy Members

At least we won’t be a QB power team anymore. Tom meddle so much it didn’t matter who the OC was.

DanTheHorn

Burnt Ends

His best year was 9-4 at USC in 2014. I am not liking this hire at all.

Hank Chinaski

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5 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

This is either going to be amazing or absolutely terrible. There is no in between. 

I'm good with this. Mediocrity is boring as hell. 

victory88

Burnt Ends

So we waited all of this time and lost guys to the transfer portal and didn’t maximize national signing day 1 to ducking hire sark??? CDC needs to get the fuck out.  This hire could have been made 2 months ago.

DigglerontheHoof

Certifiably Surly

We are fucked.

Holy shit, this will be a disaster.  JFC

VirginiaLonghorn

Legacy Members

Poor hamsters that power this board gonna take a beating on this thread ... RIP

victory88

Burnt Ends

Only way this works is we go all bagmen and just out talent people.  If they are going to hire Sark, don’t expect him to be Mack Brown.  Fucking let him cheat and let’s win.

mdmost

Certifiably Surly

This could be incredibly brilliant or a spectacular failure. 

swraith

Certifiably Surly
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Damnit.  2020 continues to fuck up 2021.

Edited by swraith

The Ace of Aces

Legacy Members

Herman probably has more upside than Sarkisian. This is a terrible hire imo. 

msbesq

Legacy Members

What kind of offense and defense does he run?

 

 

El Compadre

Burnt Ends

Good thing Austin doesn't have many places to drink🤦‍♂️

oh_snap

Legacy Members

Welp, I guess I’ll see you fuckers in 2024 when we do this all over again. Urban will be done with his NFL experiment and ready to redeem himself.  
CDC playing several steps ahead. 

HiggyBaby

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jeevsie

Legacy Members

In CDC's defense - Herman WAS the coach on Jan 1, 2021. He's not a liar.

Sgt Hulk

Legacy Members

Ok do we fire up the portal too? 

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