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Enough bitching, enough sitting on the sidelines, CDC isn't doing fucking dick but we can! Introducing Surly Horns Burnt Ends NIL Program. This is how we make a difference, if we can get enough interest and hit the numbers that we forecasted, that is a huge step towards getting at least one position group taken care of (possibly two pending interest and people actually putting their money where their mouths are) with the hopes that others will follow with other less appreciated position groups. Bijan, Card, even guys like Jamison and Overshown won't have issues getting paid when the NIL is fully rolled out (hopefully fucking soon, looking at you @closetojumping)or when CDC gets his head pulled out of his ass (Doubtful, fucking moron).

Next Steps, I gauge interest through this article and see what the financials actually look like (You won't be charged dick till this shit actually gets rolled out), we get a liaison in the TE room to help facilitate scheduling, we get this bitch through compliance (Don't think this should be an issue but....), then we start to roll it out to the TEs! All the profit is going directly to the TEs, and the website will be handling the money (No Ketch bullshit). We will mail everyone's Cups and stickers and shit once things have been rolling. We will need some help designing a logo (paging @TreatyOak). This is a great opportunity for us to have some fun with the NIL, get some kids some cash legally and above board, help improve TE recruiting and keep talented TEs on the team and out of the portal. If you have any suggestions, questions or grievances shoot me and @immamac a DM. This is how we help!

 

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Burnt Ends- NIL Program.pptx

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RGBIII

Burnt Ends

Sustainability through crowdsourcing

JRLonghorn

Burnt Ends

Great idea. Just let us know how to sign up


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BigOrange1

Burnt Ends
13 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

In for $10 a month 

same.

Ebeye

Certifiably Surly

 

20 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

In for $10 a month 

 

RabidM

Full Members
21 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

In for $10 a month 

Me 2

RGBIII

Burnt Ends
Just now, Big Woodrows said:

This is by far the best PowerPoint related to Texas NIL I've seen this week

I spent dozens of minutes on it...DOZENS!

Huckleberry

Certifiably Surly

Also, I call QB at the 7-on-7. You other fucks can do the running around.

Skipper

Certifiably Surly

Love this idea.  Definitely plan to participate.

SizzleChest

Legacy Members
9 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

This is by far the best PowerPoint related to Texas NIL I've seen this week

It helps that it wasn't composed by a syphilitic chimp with a lobotomy, like that tweet was.

RGBIII

Burnt Ends
Just now, SizzleChest said:

It helps that it wasn't composed by a syphilitic chimp with a lobotomy, like that tweet was.

My lobotomy is scheduled for Monday

Thiefery

Burnt Ends

where do we sign up?? 

RGBIII

Burnt Ends
1 minute ago, Thiefery said:

where do we sign up?? 

Sign up will be incoming and on the site similar to the treefiddy club. For now just trying to get a gauge on interest to present to the TE group, at least some starting estimates

CastHorn

Legacy Members

I got $50 a month for you niggas and you don’t have send me a cup or a sticker. 

Hiphopopotamos

New Members
38 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

In for $10 a month 

Same.

Enchubben

Full Members

is the intent to have this be equal distributions 100% or did you guys consider making this performance based at all?  Would be fun to reward most devastating run block, or longest completion etc but that might not align with what you're trying to accomplish.

RGBIII

Burnt Ends
2 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

is the intent to have this be equal distributions 100% or did you guys consider making this performance based at all?  Would be fun to reward most devastating run block, or longest completion etc but that might not align with what you're trying to accomplish.

It can't be performance based. Has to be equal

Longhornlove

Burnt Ends
(edited)
6 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

is the intent to have this be equal distributions 100% or did you guys consider making this performance based at all?  Would be fun to reward most devastating run block, or longest completion etc but that might not align with what you're trying to accomplish.

Reserve that for the "$100 hand shake" at the meet and greet.

Edited by Longhornlove

Enchubben

Full Members

wonder if the other texas internet boards would have a problem with contributing to/sharing/promoting this or doing their own for a different position group.

Hiphopopotamos

New Members

And all you assholes who have friends in real life (that haven't wandered into Surly) make sure they know about this too.  Lets gets these kids paid.

WinningIsHard

Full Members

This is excellent, I’m in for $50/month. I work in the Eagle Ford and I may be able to get some big 3rd party contractors to make some big donations for whatever y’all can do with it. 

RGBIII

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1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

And all you assholes who have friends in real life (that haven't wandered into Surly) make sure they know about this too.  Lets gets these kids paid.

Exactly! This shouldn't just be a Surly poster thing, blows this up to EVERYONE! Especially your rich boomer friends that still have dial up

Longhornlove

Burnt Ends
Just now, RGBIII said:

Exactly! This shouldn't just be a Surly poster thing, blows this up to EVERYONE! Especially your rich boomer friends that still have dial up

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ClubWhatever

Legacy Members

This.  Just.  Might.  Work.  But no Bellmont ISPs please.  In for 10. 

RGBIII

Burnt Ends
4 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Have PhD Horn check your math. 

Can already promise you my math is wrong, im an idea guy not a math guy

if we get cockblocked by compliance we will cancel the ability to renew and apply all funds to a big ass tailgate for the game of the communities choosing. 

ChickenNuggets

Full Members

Interesting idea. So when do you expect this to kick off (no pun intended)...

RGBIII

Burnt Ends
2 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

Interesting idea. So when do you expect this to kick off (no pun intended)...

Once its passed through compliance

Burt Macklin

Burnt Ends

This is good stuff. I’m in.

 

I realize this all far down the road, but any reason we didn’t pick the DB group for this? Too many numbers there? Seems that could do wonders for our current recruting and it’s Texas’s best all time position group. 

47 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Also, I call QB at the 7-on-7. You other fucks can do the running around.

That’s the thing, though. Most of Surly can’t. 

RGBIII

Burnt Ends
1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

This is good stuff. I’m in.

 

I realize this all far down the road, but any reason we didn’t pick the DB group for this? Too many numbers there? Seems that could do wonders for our current recruting and it’s Texas’s best all time position group. 

That’s the thing, though. Most of Surly can’t. 

We went back and forth on quite a few of the groups but we figured the biggest bang for our buck would be TE. They have the least amount of players in the room thus maximizing the most per player. We also figure DBs were more high profile  and thus didnt have as big of a need for us. The more underappreciated players is who we wanted to target. Also Burnt Ends is a fucking great name that works on like 5 different levels, burnt orange, tight ends plus the BBQ, too much sense. Defensive ends also in consideration

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