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Enough bitching, enough sitting on the sidelines, CDC isn't doing fucking dick but we can! Introducing Surly Horns Burnt Ends NIL Program. This is how we make a difference, if we can get enough interest and hit the numbers that we forecasted, that is a huge step towards getting at least one position group taken care of (possibly two pending interest and people actually putting their money where their mouths are) with the hopes that others will follow with other less appreciated position groups. Bijan, Card, even guys like Jamison and Overshown won't have issues getting paid when the NIL is fully rolled out (hopefully fucking soon, looking at you @closetojumping)or when CDC gets his head pulled out of his ass (Doubtful, fucking moron).

Next Steps, I gauge interest through this article and see what the financials actually look like (You won't be charged dick till this shit actually gets rolled out), we get a liaison in the TE room to help facilitate scheduling, we get this bitch through compliance (Don't think this should be an issue but....), then we start to roll it out to the TEs! All the profit is going directly to the TEs, and the website will be handling the money (No Ketch bullshit). We will mail everyone's Cups and stickers and shit once things have been rolling. We will need some help designing a logo (paging @TreatyOak). This is a great opportunity for us to have some fun with the NIL, get some kids some cash legally and above board, help improve TE recruiting and keep talented TEs on the team and out of the portal. If you have any suggestions, questions or grievances shoot me and @immamac a DM. This is how we help!

 

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Horn Dogg

Burnt Ends
52 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Yep, all are signed and know all the details. The athlete is the one that has to actually submit to compliance

Awesome, thanks for putting it all together.

I wonder how many guys on the team are considering converting to tight end now?

sidis

Burnt Ends

done. 

do i now get a vote on moving sanders to defensive end?

Hornlover

Legacy Members
(edited)

If Sanders switches to DE, does he not get his payment? If they give a walk-on TE a scholarship at some point, do they get a share while others get a smaller share? 

Edited by Hornlover

Viper

Burnt Ends
5 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

If Sanders switches to DE, does he not get his payment? If they give a walk-on TE a scholarship at some point, do they get a share while others get a smaller share? 

walk-on are included already

Hornlover

Legacy Members

I should have figured that out when I saw Nathan "The Mad" Hatter on the list!

RGBIII

Burnt Ends
12 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

If Sanders switches to DE, does he not get his payment? If they give a walk-on TE a scholarship at some point, do they get a share while others get a smaller share? 

It last a full year so as long as he’s a TE at the start of the following year he gets it. They even get it even if they transfer for at least that one year

Wulaw Horn

Burnt Ends

Any word on if we are doing the camp?  We should definitely do the camp.  What was the projection on that- something like $25,000 for an overnight or weekend? I think we can definitely make that work. I think between me and @Hagbard Celine we've got you half way there in commitments.  Does that need a separate compliance after the season or can we slip it all through on prior relationship?  Because with that camp if you hit the other marks that gets them to damn near $20,000 a year.  That's not bad at all. If you cut the walk ons out it would be $20k for the scholarship guys.  

Also- when does Cade Brewer's deal end?  Is it month to month and done with the football season?  Not singling him out personally, same deal happens for every senior.  Done at last game?  Survive till graduation?  I assume also anyone who portals out the other guys just get his monthly share, right?

This is pretty cool yall. Congrats on making this happen.  Thankful to be able to be a part of this community.

Wulaw Horn

Burnt Ends
4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

It last a full year so as long as he’s a TE at the start of the following year he gets it. They even get it even if they transfer for at least that one year

You answered some of my stuff while I was typing.  Thanks

RGBIII

Burnt Ends
6 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Any word on if we are doing the camp?  We should definitely do the camp.  What was the projection on that- something like $25,000 for an overnight or weekend? I think we can definitely make that work. I think between me and @Hagbard Celine we've got you half way there in commitments.  Does that need a separate compliance after the season or can we slip it all through on prior relationship?  Because with that camp if you hit the other marks that gets them to damn near $20,000 a year.  That's not bad at all. If you cut the walk ons out it would be $20k for the scholarship guys.  

Also- when does Cade Brewer's deal end?  Is it month to month and done with the football season?  Not singling him out personally, same deal happens for every senior.  Done at last game?  Survive till graduation?  I assume also anyone who portals out the other guys just get his monthly share, right?

This is pretty cool yall. Congrats on making this happen.  Thankful to be able to be a part of this community.

Yep camp is still on just separate. We are starting to form those plans now but already had a gracious donation for location that will be perfect

Newy25

Certifiably Surly

Ok I’m in. Just donated. 

CycleTex87

Burnt Ends

Well done guys!  Checking in to see my flair.

victory88

Burnt Ends

testing to check my motherfucking flare...

Newy25

Certifiably Surly

For anyone with concerns about the passing game (and that would include me), get out 50 bucks a month and get this fucking thing done. We are currently trying to recruit a difference maker at the position and if you have been following recruiting you will notice we need all of the help we can get. 

RGBIII

Burnt Ends
Just now, Newy25 said:

For anyone with concerns about the passing game (and that would include me), get out 50 bucks a month and get this fucking thing done. We are currently trying to recruit a difference maker at the position and if you have been following recruiting you will notice we need all of the help we can get. 

Imagine what Banks can do recruiting TEs with a legal bag as visible as this…

Newy25

Certifiably Surly
3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Imagine what Banks can do recruiting TEs with a legal bag as visible as this…


Not just out of high school, either. Our ability to grab one year rentals out of the portal from smaller schools will be greatly enhanced as well. 

Neonmoon

Certifiably Surly
56 minutes ago, immamac said:

We are now at 

78/150 for 10/mo or 120/yr

33/150 for 25/mo or 300/yr

19/50 for 50/mo or 600/yr

for those bad at math that is ~ 2555/mo we need about 6k/mo to make this sustainable for the long term. We are almost halfway there!

We going to pivot to scholly only if we don’t reach the 6K/mo?

RGBIII

Burnt Ends
3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

We going to pivot to scholly only if we don’t reach the 6K/mo?

Nah has to be based on individuals so WOs are guaranteed. If we need to next year we might but I can’t imagine us not hitting our number

westexhorn

Full Members

Well done Surly! For the glory of Longhorn Nation. 

Hook 'Em

Hiphopopotamos

New Members
25 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Nah has to be based on individuals so WOs are guaranteed. If we need to next year we might but I can’t imagine us not hitting our number

You're going to have a tailgate setup - right?  You need some kiosks(for the olds) or some paper forms (for the really olds) so people can sign up at the game.

sidis

Burnt Ends

@immamac

FYI, Didn’t see any changes on desktop but on phone, ever since doing the BE payment, ads popping up on mobile. Safari on iOS.  

RGBIII

Burnt Ends
(edited)
15 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

You're going to have a tailgate setup - right?  You need some kiosks(for the olds) or some paper forms (for the really olds) so people can sign up at the game.

Yep, we will also have cards with a QR code to scan and sign 

Edited by RGBIII

6 minutes ago, sidis said:

@immamac

FYI, Didn’t see any changes on desktop but on phone, ever since doing the BE payment, ads popping up on mobile. Safari on iOS.  

Fixed you were lifetime treefiddy for your early large donation so it didn't track that. 

HtownHorn

Full Members

Going in for $50 a month.

BurntOrange&White

New Members
40 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

You're going to have a tailgate setup - right?  You need some kiosks(for the olds) or some paper forms (for the really olds) so people can sign up at the game.

@Armybratwill need to come down to HQ and get a walk through of the process. He’ll etch his signature in the stone tablet. 

On mobile your username is burnt orange if you are a burnt ends supporter now. Just realized the flair only shows up on tablet and desktop. 

RGBIII

Burnt Ends
1 minute ago, immamac said:

On mobile your username is burnt orange if you are a burnt ends supporter now. Just realized the flair only shows up on tablet and desktop. 

That’s baller

Horninco

New Members

This is the tits, good job gentlemen

burntorangebongos

Burnt Ends

Good Deal! I was waiting until you were official to get on the bus.

All In Meme GIF

1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

Good Deal! I was waiting until you were official to get on the bus.

All In Meme GIF

Figured quite a few people were in this camp. I mean who would have thought UT compliance was so easy to work with. 

burntorangebongos

Burnt Ends
On 8/5/2021 at 12:28 PM, TKthunder2 said:

Put up a banner once you get approval from compliance please.  I’m in, but not going to go recruiting for others to join until we know it’s in the clear.

Rooooxanne, put on the red light!!!!! Start working the corner, bitch! sasha grey ass slap GIF

I Plead Da Fif

Burnt Ends

Burnt Orange username on each post does look pretty awesome

Soliver465

Burnt Ends

Let’s give IT some credit for pinning the Burnt Ends threads.

They get a raft of shit on the board that I’m sure their aware of.

RGBIII

Burnt Ends
5 minutes ago, Soliver465 said:

Let’s give IT some credit for pinning the Burnt Ends threads.

They get a raft of shit on the board that I’m sure their aware of.

Yep they have been a big help with all this. Burton and Nahlin both. We will be promoting anything they bring along as well. We are all rowing in the same direction with common interests

5 minutes ago, Soliver465 said:

Let’s give IT some credit for pinning the Burnt Ends threads.

They get a raft of shit on the board that I’m sure their aware of.

IT + On3 is the best of the 9.95ers.

RGBIII

Burnt Ends
3 minutes ago, immamac said:

IT + On3 is the best of the 9.95ers.

Ya @OnAComputer let us post our shit on your shit

Newy25

Certifiably Surly
33 minutes ago, Soliver465 said:

Let’s give IT some credit for pinning the Burnt Ends threads.

They get a raft of shit on the board that I’m sure their aware of.


We give them shit because we are a bunch of ill adjusted, surly, malcontents who shit on anything and everything we can. While we shit on the 9.95’ers we also gladly subscribe to their content. Our endless, pedantic trash talking is actually a form of endearment. 

Bevo in VA

Certifiably Surly

Have you guys reached out to main steam media? This is the first instance I've seen where someone has crowdsourced a funding source. You might want to shoot the statesman or espn something showing the plan and compliance office sign off. I would think they would be interested in running something on this.

3 minutes ago, Bevo in VA said:

Have you guys reached out to main steam media? This is the first instance I've seen where someone has crowdsourced a funding source. You might want to shoot the statesman or espn something showing the plan and compliance office sign off. I would think they would be interested in running something on this.

Just wait till signing bonus day - we have something BIG planned. 

RGBIII

Burnt Ends
33 minutes ago, Bevo in VA said:

Have you guys reached out to main steam media? This is the first instance I've seen where someone has crowdsourced a funding source. You might want to shoot the statesman or espn something showing the plan and compliance office sign off. I would think they would be interested in running something on this.

robert eggers patience GIF

Horn Dogg

Burnt Ends
3 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Imagine what Banks can do recruiting TEs with a legal bag as visible as this…

And a stripper with a monkey on top!

JesusSweatDuck

Burnt Ends

On desktop, the "Who's Online" shows Burnt Ends user names in Burnt Orange 

 

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Neonmoon

Certifiably Surly

Lot of cheap assholes online 

BurntOrange&White

New Members
1 hour ago, immamac said:

Just wait till signing bonus day - we have something BIG planned. 

Women romancing women. Hell yeah!

JesusSweatDuck

Burnt Ends
1 minute ago, Atlas said:

Just signed up!

Strong 6th post

Enchubben

Full Members
Just now, Atlas said:

Just signed up!

Have a positive rep point. You can turn it in at the tailgate for free swag.

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Any word on if we are doing the camp?  We should definitely do the camp.  What was the projection on that- something like $25,000 for an overnight or weekend? I think we can definitely make that work. I think between me and @Hagbard Celine we've got you half way there in commitments.  Does that need a separate compliance after the season or can we slip it all through on prior relationship?  Because with that camp if you hit the other marks that gets them to damn near $20,000 a year.  That's not bad at all. If you cut the walk ons out it would be $20k for the scholarship guys.  

Also- when does Cade Brewer's deal end?  Is it month to month and done with the football season?  Not singling him out personally, same deal happens for every senior.  Done at last game?  Survive till graduation?  I assume also anyone who portals out the other guys just get his monthly share, right?

This is pretty cool yall. Congrats on making this happen.  Thankful to be able to be a part of this community.

Seniors need to accelerate their AMA and podcast appearance, but they are due a lump sum 1 week prior to the bowl game (which that night at 11:59PM their eligibility ends). Dinner is planned in the dead period between the end of the season and the bowl game. 

We are effectively matching their university stipend, there is nothing like this going on in the whole country and this will put TEXAS on the map for NIL activity. 

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