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Enough bitching, enough sitting on the sidelines, CDC isn't doing fucking dick but we can! Introducing Surly Horns Burnt Ends NIL Program. This is how we make a difference, if we can get enough interest and hit the numbers that we forecasted, that is a huge step towards getting at least one position group taken care of (possibly two pending interest and people actually putting their money where their mouths are) with the hopes that others will follow with other less appreciated position groups. Bijan, Card, even guys like Jamison and Overshown won't have issues getting paid when the NIL is fully rolled out (hopefully fucking soon, looking at you @closetojumping)or when CDC gets his head pulled out of his ass (Doubtful, fucking moron).

Next Steps, I gauge interest through this article and see what the financials actually look like (You won't be charged dick till this shit actually gets rolled out), we get a liaison in the TE room to help facilitate scheduling, we get this bitch through compliance (Don't think this should be an issue but....), then we start to roll it out to the TEs! All the profit is going directly to the TEs, and the website will be handling the money (No Ketch bullshit). We will mail everyone's Cups and stickers and shit once things have been rolling. We will need some help designing a logo (paging @TreatyOak). This is a great opportunity for us to have some fun with the NIL, get some kids some cash legally and above board, help improve TE recruiting and keep talented TEs on the team and out of the portal. If you have any suggestions, questions or grievances shoot me and @immamac a DM. This is how we help!

 

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TreatyOak

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1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Enough bitching, enough sitting on the sidelines, CDC isn't doing fucking dick but we can! Introducing Surly Horns Burnt Ends NIL Program. This is how we make a difference, if we can get enough interest and hit the numbers that we forecasted, that is a huge step towards getting at least one position group taken care of (possibly two pending interest and people actually putting their money where their mouths are) with the hopes that others will follow with other less appreciated position groups. Bijan, Card, even guys like Jamison and Overshown won't have issues getting paid when the NIL is fully rolled out (hopefully fucking soon, looking at you @closetojumping)or when CDC gets his head pulled out of his ass (Doubtful, fucking moron).

Next Steps, I gauge interest through this article and see what the financials actually look like (You won't be charged dick till this shit actually gets rolled out), we get a liaison in the TE room to help facilitate scheduling, we get this bitch through compliance (Don't think this should be an issue but....), then we start to roll it out to the TEs! All the profit is going directly to the TEs, and the website will be handling the money (No Ketch bullshit). We will mail everyone's Cups and stickers and shit once things have been rolling. We will need some help designing a logo (paging @TreatyOak). This is a great opportunity for us to have some fun with the NIL, get some kids some cash legally and above board, help improve TE recruiting and keep talented TEs on the team and out of the portal. If you have any suggestions, questions or grievances shoot me and @immamac a DM. This is how we help!

 

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I'm in! Glad to help!!! I'll PM you. 

 

 

IDIOTsavant

Burnt Ends
1 minute ago, BigOrange1 said:

my CC payment worked.

Same

RGBIII

Burnt Ends

My paypal worked

Neonmoon

Certifiably Surly

Just paid and signed up 

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Soliver465

Burnt Ends
33 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Think the shit's borked, yo. Get an error with both Paypal and Paypal - Card Direct. Anybody else having issues?

Yes, same here.

IDIOTsavant

Burnt Ends
(edited)

Poof

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Soliver465

Burnt Ends
6 minutes ago, immamac said:

Use Stripe then. 

Works, in for $25.00

IDIOTsavant

Burnt Ends
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Poof

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MoJames

Burnt Ends

Your avatar was used as inspiration.

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BurntOrange&White

New Members
1 minute ago, MoJames said:

Your avatar was used as inspiration.

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God bless

IDIOTsavant

Burnt Ends
4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Why was tight ends the chosen group?

Because this is Animal House, sir.

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RGBIII

Burnt Ends
10 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Why was tight ends the chosen group?

Posted earlier but most bang for our buck with an under appreciated group. Also Burnt Ends was too good of a name to pass up

MonkeyDoughnut

Burnt Ends

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Great idea. Thanks for setting up.

I think we should get them to point or double-tap the "S" in Texas on their jersey when they score as a nod to Surly 😁

TKthunder2

Burnt Ends
1 hour ago, immamac said:

if we get cockblocked by compliance we will cancel the ability to renew and apply all funds to a big ass tailgate for the game of the communities choosing. 

Put up a banner once you get approval from compliance please.  I’m in, but not going to go recruiting for others to join until we know it’s in the clear.

elguapo

Burnt Ends

Signed up for $10, amazing work everyone! 🤘

RGBIII

Burnt Ends
4 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

Put up a banner once you get approval from compliance please.  I’m in, but not going to go recruiting for others to join until we know it’s in the clear.

We don't anticipate any hold ups but who knows with how this shit has been going

victory88

Burnt Ends
(edited)

I'm in.  Every surly member needs to sign up.  Fuck, I used to pay $9.95 to that bitch Bobby Burton a month.  I'd gladly send it to an actual player.  Thank you for organizing this.  We're going to need to take this program into our own hands because I've lost all my faith in the athletic department with figuring this out.  Fuck CDC.  Let's get these boys paid.

 

Edit: CC payment went through.

 

You bitches not contributing can't complain about recruiting.  Sign up mother fuckers.  

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Baconboy

Burnt Ends

In for $10. PayPal worked, CC didn't. Weird how one works for some but not others.

Where it's coming from doesn't matter though - it's where it's going. Great work!

BrazilHorn

Certifiably Surly

Just paid via Stripe - Surly 1% - $50.

Let's go.

HenryJames

Certifiably Surly

This is going to end with the tight ends owning Surly isn’t it?

IDIOTsavant

Burnt Ends
(edited)
1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

This is going to end with the tight ends owning Surly isn’t it?

I don’t see any way this gets all the way up to tree fiddy.

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Hiphopopotamos

New Members

Paid.    Lets make their money long like the horns.

 

SydneyCarton

Burnt Ends
(edited)
1 hour ago, IDIOTsavant said:

 

Yeah, we've got this idea written out as well. I didn't want to type it out to make a blueprint for other schools to steal but...this I think is really low hanging fruit and a great inducement to players. 

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MAUFRAIS

Certifiably Surly

signed up for $50 a month...

 

 

 

...and an abortion

SydneyCarton

Burnt Ends

@immamac We might want some privacy on some of this stuff. Is there a way to only allow post access to posters with a higher post count? Or who have been  members longer than a certain period of time?

HenryJames

Certifiably Surly
3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

@immamac We might want some privacy on some of this stuff. Is there a way to only allow post access to posters with a higher post count? Or who have been  members longer than a certain period of time?

This is a HIPAA violation, imo.

IDIOTsavant

Burnt Ends
6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yeah, we've got this idea written out as well. I didn't want to type it out to make a blueprint for other schools to steal but...this I think is really low hanging fruit and a great inducement to players. 

I've deleted it and will move such thoughts to the NIL board for discussion going forward. Can't delete your quote though.

SydneyCarton

Burnt Ends
6 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

I've deleted it and will move such thoughts to the NIL board for discussion going forward. Can't delete your quote though.

Thanks...and done. 

DFW Horn

Full Members
2 hours ago, immamac said:

if we get cockblocked by compliance we will cancel the ability to renew and apply all funds to a big ass tailgate for the game of the communities choosing. 

Well, calling CDC a fucking moron could be problematic for this initiative...

DFW Horn

Full Members
2 hours ago, immamac said:

if we get cockblocked by compliance we will cancel the ability to renew and apply all funds to a big ass tailgate for the game of the communities choosing. 

Well, calling CDC a fucking moron could be problematic for this initiative...

HenryJames

Certifiably Surly
3 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Well, calling CDC a fucking moron could be problematic for this initiative...

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RGBIII

Burnt Ends
10 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Well, calling CDC a fucking moron could be problematic for this initiative...

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MAUFRAIS

Certifiably Surly

We’re more of a pay first ask questions later type here.

SydneyCarton

Burnt Ends

@immamac Can you delete or hide lidig8r’s post and delete the quote in ShowingHisAss’s post as well?

ShowMeALoss

Full Members
1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

@immamac Can you delete or hide lidig8r’s post and delete the quote in ShowingHisAss’s post as well?

Look at the insurance salesman with his english lit degree worried about his business plan! lol

KYHorn

Certifiably Surly
(edited)

This makes for a potentially interesting dynamic. I could see NIL stuff impacting players' decisions for what positions to play. Say Surly is giving TEs 15k/year, but DEs are only getting 10k. Ja'Tavion Sanders now has to consider these disparities beyond his own preferences, ideas about his future, coaches' advice, etc. 

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SydneyCarton

Burnt Ends
1 minute ago, ShowMeALoss said:

Look at the insurance salesman with his english lit degree worried about his business plan! lol

No, you twit. It has nothing to do with a business plan and everything to do with a giant board with many posters from different Fanbases seeing things laid out as an easy resource. Perhaps don’t give anyone else ideas, and let every other possible person and program that isn’t Texas make their own mistakes. This board is extremely visible, Captain Myopia. 

IDIOTsavant

Burnt Ends
2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

No, you twit. It has nothing to do with a business plan and everything to do with a giant board with many posters from different Fanbases seeing things laid out as an easy resource. Perhaps don’t give anyone else ideas, and let every other possible person and program that isn’t Texas make their own mistakes. This board is extremely visible, Captain Myopia. 

I'm not sure why you keep engaging with new futureman.

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