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Enough bitching, enough sitting on the sidelines, CDC isn't doing fucking dick but we can! Introducing Surly Horns Burnt Ends NIL Program. This is how we make a difference, if we can get enough interest and hit the numbers that we forecasted, that is a huge step towards getting at least one position group taken care of (possibly two pending interest and people actually putting their money where their mouths are) with the hopes that others will follow with other less appreciated position groups. Bijan, Card, even guys like Jamison and Overshown won't have issues getting paid when the NIL is fully rolled out (hopefully fucking soon, looking at you @closetojumping)or when CDC gets his head pulled out of his ass (Doubtful, fucking moron).

Next Steps, I gauge interest through this article and see what the financials actually look like (You won't be charged dick till this shit actually gets rolled out), we get a liaison in the TE room to help facilitate scheduling, we get this bitch through compliance (Don't think this should be an issue but....), then we start to roll it out to the TEs! All the profit is going directly to the TEs, and the website will be handling the money (No Ketch bullshit). We will mail everyone's Cups and stickers and shit once things have been rolling. We will need some help designing a logo (paging @TreatyOak). This is a great opportunity for us to have some fun with the NIL, get some kids some cash legally and above board, help improve TE recruiting and keep talented TEs on the team and out of the portal. If you have any suggestions, questions or grievances shoot me and @immamac a DM. This is how we help!

 

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Grade of D as in David

Certifiably Surly
4 hours ago, Mikey4 said:

@immamac, can we get an update on #s after today's media blitz?

We've got to be over tree fiddy by now

JesusSweatDuck

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10 hours ago, immamac said:

165 - burnt ends

73 - flats

42 - points 

 

Getting there. I posted to all my socials. Hook em

TheBryMan81

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Just DM'd the link and Surly Horns tweet to some buddies of mine that I know follow the team but aren't in any of the boards. Got a few responses already impressed by the deal and ready to jump on board!

180 - burnt ends

75 - flats

44 - points

Basically I'm out 625/mo which is extremely sustainable even if we got no more subscription, but doesn't get the guys into bonus money. 

tejas60

Burnt Ends
9 hours ago, immamac said:

180 - burnt ends

75 - flats

44 - points

Basically I'm out 625/mo which is extremely sustainable even if we got no more subscription, but doesn't get the guys into bonus money. 

if it hasn't been made up by next Friday, I'll bump up a level.

BrewmanTX

Burnt Ends

I haven’t been following in a while so I don’t know if it has been discussed, but if we want to start another fund for another position (Oline ?), I’m in at the top level. I flipping tired of losing.


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26 minutes ago, BrewmanTX said:

I haven’t been following in a while so I don’t know if it has been discussed, but if we want to start another fund for another position (Oline ?), I’m in at the top level. I flipping tired of losing.


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We can do another position group, but I’m not willing to stake another 70 grand of my own money if people all of the sudden feel like cancelling their subscriptions for the other program.

Capn81

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We can do another position group, but I’m not willing to stake another 70 grand of my own money if people all of the sudden feel like cancelling their subscriptions for the other program.

The only god damn position that matters is clearly QB, pay it or stop wasting money. And yes, I will still keep wasting my money no matter where the money goes.

Fudge Nuggets

Legacy Members
4 hours ago, Capn81 said:

The only god damn position that matters is clearly QB, pay it or stop wasting money.

This isn’t even close to being true.  Bama has won several NCs with total scrubs at QB.

Neonmoon

Certifiably Surly
4 hours ago, immamac said:

We can do another position group, but I’m not willing to stake another 70 grand of my own money if people all of the sudden feel like cancelling their subscriptions for the other program.

I told you there should be a donate button at the top of the page for drunk people during games 

FORTY NINE TO ZERO

Burnt Ends
1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

I told you there should be a donate button at the top of the page for drunk people during games 

This. 

Atticus

Burnt Ends

The only god damn position that matters is clearly QB, pay it or stop wasting money. (And none of these fucks on the depth chart deserve any fucking endorsements). And yes, I will still keep wasting my money no matter where the money goes.

OL is a bigger impacting position. Can’t do shit if you don’t have time. Can’t keep defenses honest with the run if you can’t block it either

Helobious

Legacy Members
2 minutes ago, Atticus said:


OL is a bigger impacting position. Can’t do shit if you don’t have time. Can’t keep defenses honest with the run if you can’t block it either

Counterpoint: Wisconsin always has a great o-line but never gets over the hump because their QBs are so shitty.

Fudge Nuggets

Legacy Members
12 hours ago, Helobious said:

Counterpoint: Wisconsin always has a great o-line but never gets over the hump because their QBs are so shitty.

Counter counterpoint:  Big, fat and slow does not equal great.

4HE

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I’m in. Did an annual membership yesterday.  Don’t see my username showing up in the group yet. Take a few days to activate? Or do I need to do something else? 
Lord I’m sick of losing…

Viper

Burnt Ends
7 minutes ago, 4HE said:

I’m in. Did an annual membership yesterday.  Don’t see my username showing up in the group yet. Take a few days to activate? Or do I need to do something else? 
Lord I’m sick of losing…

Top of the site or in the menu on mobile click burnt ends and ask to join. 

4HE

Burnt Ends
2 hours ago, Viper said:

Top of the site or in the menu on mobile click burnt ends and ask to join. 

Thanks!

RGBIII

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FYI cups and magnets should be going out pretty soon. Hope to get the cups next week and I’ll start to get them moving. Also if you haven’t already, get your mind right for the dinner cause it’s gonna be fun

RGBIII

Burnt Ends

Burnt Ends Forever!

thunderlounge

Certifiably Surly
On 11/10/2021 at 7:27 PM, RGBIII said:

FYI cups and magnets should be going out pretty soon.


How soon, again?

 

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RGBIII

Burnt Ends

Bump again. We need more subs. Dont bitch about it, be about it puta

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