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Enough bitching, enough sitting on the sidelines, CDC isn't doing fucking dick but we can! Introducing Surly Horns Burnt Ends NIL Program. This is how we make a difference, if we can get enough interest and hit the numbers that we forecasted, that is a huge step towards getting at least one position group taken care of (possibly two pending interest and people actually putting their money where their mouths are) with the hopes that others will follow with other less appreciated position groups. Bijan, Card, even guys like Jamison and Overshown won't have issues getting paid when the NIL is fully rolled out (hopefully fucking soon, looking at you @closetojumping)or when CDC gets his head pulled out of his ass (Doubtful, fucking moron).

Next Steps, I gauge interest through this article and see what the financials actually look like (You won't be charged dick till this shit actually gets rolled out), we get a liaison in the TE room to help facilitate scheduling, we get this bitch through compliance (Don't think this should be an issue but....), then we start to roll it out to the TEs! All the profit is going directly to the TEs, and the website will be handling the money (No Ketch bullshit). We will mail everyone's Cups and stickers and shit once things have been rolling. We will need some help designing a logo (paging @TreatyOak). This is a great opportunity for us to have some fun with the NIL, get some kids some cash legally and above board, help improve TE recruiting and keep talented TEs on the team and out of the portal. If you have any suggestions, questions or grievances shoot me and @immamac a DM. This is how we help!

 

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Burnt Ends- NIL Program.pptx

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SydneyCarton

Burnt Ends
4 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

I'm not sure why you keep engaging with new futureman.

Let everyone see him for what he is, sir. 

ShowMeALoss

Full Members
8 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

No, you twit. It has nothing to do with a business plan and everything to do with a giant board with many posters from different Fanbases seeing things laid out as an easy resource. Perhaps don’t give anyone else ideas, and let every other possible person and program that isn’t Texas make their own mistakes. This board is extremely visible, Captain Myopia. 

Wow, I am not sure how to respond to this idiocy. Is this your king, Surly? lol

Anyway, I will delete my post.

DalTxHornFan

Certifiably Surly

Ignore is one of the great features of Surly.

HenryJames

Certifiably Surly
55 minutes ago, Lidig8r said:

uh...

Now, I am sure the leaders on this have already done this, but ...

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BrazilHorn

Certifiably Surly

People chiming in with different opinions and half baked theories are giving me flashbacks to when I lived in Houston and Shaggy was still up and running watching a Houston Happy Hour try to get put together.

 

SydneyCarton

Burnt Ends

I think my point is, this thread is specifically about Burnt Ends stuff. Folks should take ideas and suggestions to other boards that exist with slightly more barriers to entry and not mention the here. 

NoName

Burnt Ends
(edited)
8 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I think my point is, this thread is specifically about Burnt Ends stuff. Folks should take ideas and suggestions to other boards that exist with slightly more barriers to entry and not mention the here. 

I will make it easier by sharing a link so that folks take it where it goes, and not in the Burnt Ends thread.


Surly NIL board: https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/forum/40-nil-talk-members-only/

 

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KnightHorn9804

New Members

I’m for $10/mo.  One question I can’t figure out how to sign up.  Please help.

KnightHorn9804

New Members

I’m new here.  I’ve got one thing to say…Let’s make it effing rain!

maninblack

Burnt Ends
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Me walking into our first Burnt Ends Camp and BBQ

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IDIOTsavant

Burnt Ends
2 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Me walking into our first Burnt Ends Camp and BBQ

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He looks too sober to be anyone from Surly.

Hiphopopotamos

New Members
7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Compliance is not going to be in the way for long, provided everything submitted is clean. Changes coming, according to people that can make them.

Trust me when I say the damned near no one is doing more to ensure that Texas gets its shit together and wins with NIL than Bobby Burton. This whole site needs to change its tune on that issue. The dude is putting in work. IT is going to have some big things rolling out shortly. Surly and IT are complimentary in different ways and there's some level of coordination in trying to slice through the NIL gordian knot without UT's interest or help. Now, Ketchum cutting deals to sponsor players before he's even gotten the sponsorships funded? That's the kind of bad shit that we should all be worried about getting over and above before it is the story. Ironically but unsurprisingly, he's the guy already getting things through compliance because of friendships. 

Also, in for $50/monthly. 

Awesome to hear.  

Huckleberry

Certifiably Surly

Worked for me. Now I have to explain FIDDY TREE FIDDY to my wife each month.

Tex-19

Burnt Ends

Who the fuck is Nathan Hatter? Walk on?

The Dude

Certifiably Surly

Can I pay for a year up front? Not a fan of recurring charges…

RGBIII

Burnt Ends
2 minutes ago, The Dude said:

Can I pay for a year up front? Not a fan of recurring charges…

@immamac can handle that I am sure

RGBIII

Burnt Ends
Just now, Hank Scorpio said:

I Venmo’d Surly $25,000 for Hudson Card to come to my birthday party and instead they sent Juan Davis to my house when I was out of town and he had sex with my wife. 

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BurntOrange&White

New Members

Is there a bracket for Happy Hours with CTJ at chain Mexican restaurants as the benefit?

Sir Ulrich

Full Members
36 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Is there a bracket for Happy Hours with CTJ at chain Mexican restaurants as the benefit?

I'd be down for a bracket where we all get ro run 40s against CTJ wearing a ball and chain, kinda like MJ on Moron Mountain. 

HenryJames

Certifiably Surly
57 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

I Venmo’d Surly $25,000 for Hudson Card to come to my birthday party and instead they sent Juan Davis to my house when I was out of town and he had sex with my wife. 

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TKthunder2

Burnt Ends
4 hours ago, RGBIII said:

We don't anticipate any hold ups but who knows with how this shit has been going

I hope not, but I don’t want to hear about how I con’d my buddies on the East coast into paying for a tailgate full of people from the internet.  Or maybe I do…

Enchubben

Full Members
(edited)
1 hour ago, The Dude said:

Can I pay for a year up front? Not a fan of recurring charges…

Just order like 50 of the $10 memberships then cancel after first month 

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Enchubben

Full Members

What’s Jermichael Finley up to these days? Maybe he’ll help out.

Sgt Hulk

Legacy Members

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Me and my homies coming in with that 10.00 spot

Sgt Hulk

Legacy Members

Hmmm may have to give a fake name and my burner PayPal so I don’t get doxxed 

maninblack

Burnt Ends
1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Bo Scaife is in

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I'm pretty sure Bo is still up here in Colorado. I'll see if I can link up with him at a game watching to promote it.

RGBIII

Burnt Ends
32 minutes ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

In for $10. F it, someone has to pay these guys, right?

Although I’m a little nervous about the accountant…

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I cannot underestimate how many margaritas went into that powerpoint

BigOrange1

Burnt Ends
5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I cannot underestimate how many margaritas went into that powerpoint

Vintage Los Angeles on Twitter: "I believe Rick Dalton would have gone on  to star in “Chinatown” with Sharon Tate… "

RGBIII

Burnt Ends
10 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

Vintage Los Angeles on Twitter: "I believe Rick Dalton would have gone on  to star in “Chinatown” with Sharon Tate… "

Extremely accurate

Wulaw Horn

Burnt Ends
12 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Enough bitching, enough sitting on the sidelines, CDC isn't doing fucking dick but we can! Introducing Surly Horns Burnt Ends NIL Program. This is how we make a difference, if we can get enough interest and hit the numbers that we forecasted, that is a huge step towards getting at least one position group taken care of (possibly two pending interest and people actually putting their money where their mouths are) with the hopes that others will follow with other less appreciated position groups. Bijan, Card, even guys like Jamison and Overshown won't have issues getting paid when the NIL is fully rolled out (hopefully fucking soon, looking at you @closetojumping)or when CDC gets his head pulled out of his ass (Doubtful, fucking moron).

Next Steps, I gauge interest through this article and see what the financials actually look like (You won't be charged dick till this shit actually gets rolled out), we get a liaison in the TE room to help facilitate scheduling, we get this bitch through compliance (Don't think this should be an issue but....), then we start to roll it out to the TEs! All the profit is going directly to the TEs, and the website will be handling the money (No Ketch bullshit). We will mail everyone's Cups and stickers and shit once things have been rolling. We will need some help designing a logo (paging @TreatyOak). This is a great opportunity for us to have some fun with the NIL, get some kids some cash legally and above board, help improve TE recruiting and keep talented TEs on the team and out of the portal. If you have any suggestions, questions or grievances shoot me and @immamac a DM. This is how we help!

 

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In for $1000 (not a monthly subscription kind of guy). Where do I send the check?  Or Venmo or whatever?  

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