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Enough bitching, enough sitting on the sidelines, CDC isn't doing fucking dick but we can! Introducing Surly Horns Burnt Ends NIL Program. This is how we make a difference, if we can get enough interest and hit the numbers that we forecasted, that is a huge step towards getting at least one position group taken care of (possibly two pending interest and people actually putting their money where their mouths are) with the hopes that others will follow with other less appreciated position groups. Bijan, Card, even guys like Jamison and Overshown won't have issues getting paid when the NIL is fully rolled out (hopefully fucking soon, looking at you @closetojumping)or when CDC gets his head pulled out of his ass (Doubtful, fucking moron).

Next Steps, I gauge interest through this article and see what the financials actually look like (You won't be charged dick till this shit actually gets rolled out), we get a liaison in the TE room to help facilitate scheduling, we get this bitch through compliance (Don't think this should be an issue but....), then we start to roll it out to the TEs! All the profit is going directly to the TEs, and the website will be handling the money (No Ketch bullshit). We will mail everyone's Cups and stickers and shit once things have been rolling. We will need some help designing a logo (paging @TreatyOak). This is a great opportunity for us to have some fun with the NIL, get some kids some cash legally and above board, help improve TE recruiting and keep talented TEs on the team and out of the portal. If you have any suggestions, questions or grievances shoot me and @immamac a DM. This is how we help!

 

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The Dude

Certifiably Surly

Can someone with a shield by their name tell me if you have any plans to support annual subs for this program?

 I’m ready to give you my money but won’t be signing up for a recurring monthly subscription  if you don’t plan to support it, that’s fine. I’ll ignore this thread and move on with my life

@immamac

3 minutes ago, The Dude said:

Can someone with a shield by their name tell me if you have any plans to support annual subs for this program?

 I’m ready to give you my money but won’t be signing up for a recurring monthly subscription  if you don’t plan to support it, that’s fine. I’ll ignore this thread and move on with my life

@immamac

I can add an annual option. It will renew annually the point of this is to show sustainability and continuity. 

Horn Dogg

Burnt Ends

Just signed up, PayPal worked.

Horn Dogg

Burnt Ends

Also, you think we can get pole assassin and the monkey involved due to the Jeff Banks connection?

RGBIII

Burnt Ends
2 hours ago, immamac said:

I can add an annual option. It will renew annually the point of this is to show sustainability and continuity. 

Could do a one time option as well

MIkeHoncho

Legacy Members
(edited)
9 hours ago, QuanCosbykilledaguy said:

The euphoria when one of our guys scores. 🥴When do we make BAG MAN Ts?

 

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RGBIII

Burnt Ends

@TreatyOak made some fucking incredible logos. Will be debuting shortly

PatrickMcHorn

Burnt Ends
12 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

@TreatyOak made some fucking incredible logos. Will be debuting shortly

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Hookem2147

Burnt Ends

Any update with how signups have been so far compared to the goals projected at each tier?

thunderlounge

Certifiably Surly

Any guesstimate on when compliance rolls their eyes and reluctantly approves?  

CycleTex87

Burnt Ends
(edited)

In.  Signed up on the payment plan. 

Edited by CycleTex87

RGBIII

Burnt Ends
28 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Any update with how signups have been so far compared to the goals projected at each tier?

Very much on target. We expect a lot more once it gets through compliance 

RGBIII

Burnt Ends
26 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Any guesstimate on when compliance rolls their eyes and reluctantly approves?  

We don’t expect any hiccups. I think things happen very quickly

Wulaw Horn

Burnt Ends
Just now, RGBIII said:

Very much on target. We expect a lot more once it gets through compliance 

Any idea on the one time donation thing?  I’d think you have to have that kind of thing set up if we are doing a camp, right? 

It's not hard to do, but I don't want to set it up until we are through compliance the first month of recurring can just be applied to the tailgate if we get rejected it's a lot more of a mess to refund a bunch of one time donations.

Hiphopopotamos

New Members
2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

@TreatyOak made some fucking incredible logos. Will be debuting shortly

I assume there will be monkeys.

LarryMoeSurly

Full Members
2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

@TreatyOak made some fucking incredible logos. Will be debuting shortly

Fuckin’ A, let’s rock!  Thanks for putting this together guys. 

Tex-19

Burnt Ends
1 hour ago, immamac said:

It's not hard to do, but I don't want to set it up until we are through compliance the first month of recurring can just be applied to the tailgate if we get rejected it's a lot more of a mess to refund a bunch of one time donations.

Do you not have to specify a set dollar amount in each player's contract before it can be submitted to compliance? Idk, mainly just curious

RGBIII

Burnt Ends
28 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Do you not have to specify a set dollar amount in each player's contract before it can be submitted to compliance? Idk, mainly just curious

I think we have to specify a floor

thunderlounge

Certifiably Surly
9 hours ago, RGBIII said:

@TreatyOak made some fucking incredible logos. Will be debuting shortly


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PointX

Burnt Ends

Been lurking for waaaay too long...but an avid follower of the podcast.  100% in for this.

RGBIII

Burnt Ends
32 minutes ago, PointX said:

Been lurking for waaaay too long...but an avid follower of the podcast.  100% in for this.

Fuck yes! Glad to see you get in the mix!

Bodacious Bevo

Burnt Ends
39 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Your math still sucks.

@RGBIII you've got an extra 10k if you hit your goals

Given a goal of 50 people at 50/month + 150 at 25/month + 150 at 10/month 

That's a total of 2500 + 3750 + 1500 = 7,750/month or 93,000/year

Minus 10k in expenses leaves 83k to distribute to the players or just under 12 grand each

7 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

@RGBIII you've got an extra 10k if you hit your goals

Given a goal of 50 people at 50/month + 150 at 25/month + 150 at 10/month 

That's a total of 2500 + 3750 + 1500 = 7,750/month or 93,000/year

Minus 10k in expenses leaves 83k to distribute to the players or just under 12 grand each

this is fixed he must have an older version I added more to the 10/mo tier to boost it. 

 

3 minutes ago, NoName said:

is that the logo Treaty Oak came up with?

There are a few, but the front page and the logo in the bottom left are treaty oak creations yes.

NoName

Burnt Ends
3 minutes ago, immamac said:

this is fixed he must have an older version I added more to the 10/mo tier to boost it. 

 

There are a few, but the front page and the logo in the bottom left are treaty oak creations yes.

the bottom left one kills me lol
 

Spoiler

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Bodacious Bevo

Burnt Ends
(edited)
5 minutes ago, immamac said:

this is fixed he must have an older version I added more to the 10/mo tier to boost it. 

Smh fire him 

Also, in for 10/month

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7 minutes ago, NoName said:

the bottom left one kills me lol
 

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We have a burnt orange one that I'll replace that with probably, but yeah it's great.

RGBIII

Burnt Ends

I wasnt responsible for the math on this one haha

BurntOrange&White

New Members
1 minute ago, immamac said:

We have a burnt orange one that I'll replace that with probably, but yeah it's great.

I’m down for $25 to start and once past compliance I’ll do the $50. Where do I send my money?

DigglerontheHoof

Certifiably Surly

Remove "SEC" from the 1st option and that's the one.  Love that cartoon Longhorn. 

MAUFRAIS

Certifiably Surly

Can I get a 4” x 4” sticker of the cartoon Bevo one?

Also vote to remove NIL and SEC but like it either way.

Dbeasy

Certifiably Surly
(edited)

Nm 

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Hiphopopotamos

New Members
1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

From the great @TreatyOak

My personal favorites

Burnt Ends Logo 1.jpg

 

Burnt Ends Logo 3.jpg

Gots to go with 1 & 6 (assuming 1 doesn't have copyright issues). 

Tex-19

Burnt Ends
On 8/6/2021 at 5:20 PM, immamac said:

Player accounts will be limited to the private board for obvious reasons. 

Can't anyone read Surly without even logging in?

CycleTex87

Burnt Ends

1st Choice - #6

2nd Choice - #1 w/o SEC reference.

For God's sake get the orange right or there will be mutiny.

52-80

Legacy Members

Can we also get regular photo updates of our sponsored TEs so we can see that theyre happy and healthy?

MAUFRAIS

Certifiably Surly
Can we also get regular photo updates of our sponsored TEs so we can see that theyre happy and healthy?

This creeped me out.

Hiphopopotamos

New Members
37 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:


This creeped me out.

First time on Surly?

LarryMoeSurly

Full Members
1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

Can we also get regular photo updates of our sponsored TEs so we can see that theyre happy and healthy?

What do you think this is, UNICEF?  

Hornlover

Legacy Members

Are we taking suggestions for slogans? 

Burnt Ends - What Ends Here, Burns the World. 

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