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Enough bitching, enough sitting on the sidelines, CDC isn't doing fucking dick but we can! Introducing Surly Horns Burnt Ends NIL Program. This is how we make a difference, if we can get enough interest and hit the numbers that we forecasted, that is a huge step towards getting at least one position group taken care of (possibly two pending interest and people actually putting their money where their mouths are) with the hopes that others will follow with other less appreciated position groups. Bijan, Card, even guys like Jamison and Overshown won't have issues getting paid when the NIL is fully rolled out (hopefully fucking soon, looking at you @closetojumping)or when CDC gets his head pulled out of his ass (Doubtful, fucking moron).

Next Steps, I gauge interest through this article and see what the financials actually look like (You won't be charged dick till this shit actually gets rolled out), we get a liaison in the TE room to help facilitate scheduling, we get this bitch through compliance (Don't think this should be an issue but....), then we start to roll it out to the TEs! All the profit is going directly to the TEs, and the website will be handling the money (No Ketch bullshit). We will mail everyone's Cups and stickers and shit once things have been rolling. We will need some help designing a logo (paging @TreatyOak). This is a great opportunity for us to have some fun with the NIL, get some kids some cash legally and above board, help improve TE recruiting and keep talented TEs on the team and out of the portal. If you have any suggestions, questions or grievances shoot me and @immamac a DM. This is how we help!

 

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huge

Certifiably Surly

Sorry just got around to this.

In of course.

SquishMitten

Certifiably Surly
Buy them and hang them in your closet but never under any circumstance should a middle aged dude wear a jersey with someone else’s name on the back.  (Unless your gay and that’s okay). 

I think we should make a one-time exception for the Burnt Ends Burnouts Camp. What’s more appropriate for us old washed up athletes than wearing a jersey to an event where we put on a display of bad knees, sore backs, and 12 second 40 times?

Hornlover

Legacy Members
22 minutes ago, immamac said:

It's officially official. We are green lit.

Not official until Tim Brewster says it's lit

Enchubben

Full Members

It's not even Tuesday, damn.  Ja'Tavion definitely sticking at TE going forward.

Right now we are about 1/3 of the way to not having me have to pay a shitload of money out of pocket for the guarantee.

67/150 for 10/mo or 120/yr

22/150 for 25/mo or 300/yr

17/50 for 50/mo or 600/yr

RGBIII

Burnt Ends

Now that we are through compliance, I imagine those numbers will climb quite a bit

Neonmoon

Certifiably Surly

I would engage Twitter and the Devils Book a little more. Don’t we have a few posters with huge followings? Get the word out to donate to current players

RGBIII

Burnt Ends
1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

I would engage Twitter and the Devils Book a little more. Don’t we have a few posters with huge followings? Get the word out to donate to current players

We will have a big announcement soon with the TEs themselves and have their promotion as well

Barbacoa

Burnt Ends

This is fucking awesome well done. 

Js1

Certifiably Surly

I don't really know what I signed up for, but in for $10/mo. 

Cool name, cool sticker. 

Jive Turkey

Burnt Ends
11 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Now that we are through compliance, I imagine those numbers will climb quite a bit

FDA approved!!

i'm in.

Flair is live for those who didn't notice. 

If you are burnt ends and don't have flair DM me and I'll fix you up.

HenryJames

Certifiably Surly
(edited)

The Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

Edited by HenryJames

DalTxHornFan

Certifiably Surly

Nicely done, boys.  Hook 'em!

RGBIII

Burnt Ends
16 minutes ago, immamac said:

Flair is live for those who didn't notice. 

If you are burnt ends and don't have flair DM me and I'll fix you up.

LOTTTTTTTA folks that said they were in that I don't see with a flare....and I don't think its a mistake. Join and donate you fucks!

Hiphopopotamos

New Members

Awesome.  Get the word out gentlemen - spam the internets.

Deej

Burnt Ends

Just convinced someone who is signed up here but has never posted to pitch in. 

DigglerontheHoof

Certifiably Surly

Since we received our "Burnt Ends" designation, I'm getting killed w/ popup ads that I've never seen on here; are they related?

No, some of the group stuff went wonky. I assume you were treefiddy before? I will take a look. 

DigglerontheHoof

Certifiably Surly
Just now, immamac said:

No, some of the group stuff went wonky. I assume you were treefiddy before? I will take a look. 

Yep.  It corrected itself about 2 minutes after I posted the question. 

so flair only shows on primary group while it's moving people around you may see ads for a little bit, but you shouldn't be seeing ads if you are treefiddy still

ZB'Tejas

Certifiably Surly

Solid news. I just joined up.

Js1

Certifiably Surly
12 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Since we received our "Burnt Ends" designation, I'm getting killed w/ popup ads that I've never seen on here; are they related?

Happened to me too.  Took a few clicks before they went away 

hornbri

Certifiably Surly

Well since its official, in for $50 a month. 

Sgt Hulk

Legacy Members
3 hours ago, immamac said:

It's officially official. We are green lit.

You son of a bitch.  You did it 

RGBIII

Burnt Ends
5 minutes ago, hornbri said:

Well since its official, in for $50 a month. 

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BurntOrange&White

New Members
5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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That was such a fun game to watch in person. The stadium was crazy....

RGBIII

Burnt Ends
6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

That was such a fun game to watch in person. The stadium was crazy....

Then things got...not fun

texifornia

Certifiably Surly
1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Then things got...not fun

I watched the Cal game a block away from the semi-botched bombing in NYC that night. The football was MUCH more traumatizing than the terrorism.

Soliver465

Burnt Ends

Looking forward to the new normal of Texas football!

Wulaw Horn

Burnt Ends
On 8/20/2021 at 8:07 AM, immamac said:

annual payment options have been added. 

There is a 3% fee associated with every purchase, worth it for me not to have to deal with monthly checks every month - but if you want to do annual for 600 you can mail a check to me or my bank. There isn't really an easy way to set up ACH payments unfortunately. 

we also take paypal, venmo, zelle DM me for info.

Sorry I’m a stupid and missed the Venmo link/ but who do I Venmo/what is the account for that? 

24 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Sorry I’m a stupid and missed the Venmo link/ but who do I Venmo/what is the account for that? 

Don't worry about it, we'll just figure it out on the road trip to fayettnam

Deej

Burnt Ends

So how do I bump up my monthly donation to a higher tier, now that this is actually a real thing. 

Horn Dogg

Burnt Ends

Have you talked to the tight ends about it yet?  Hopefully they are all fired up about getting some extra cash.

RGBIII

Burnt Ends
3 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Have you talked to the tight ends about it yet?  Hopefully they are all fired up about getting some extra cash.

Yep, all are signed and know all the details. The athlete is the one that has to actually submit to compliance

Hiphopopotamos

New Members
1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Yep, all are signed and know all the details. The athlete is the one that has to actually submit to compliance

Just so its on the record - can you list the 7 athletes that signed for this year?

RGBIII

Burnt Ends
Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

Just so its on the record - can you list the 7 athletes that signed for this year?

Cade Brewer

Jared Wiley

Brayden Liebrock

Jatavion Sanders

Juan Davis

Gunnar Helm

Nathan Hatter

Deej

Burnt Ends
(edited)
27 minutes ago, immamac said:

in the store it should let you upgrade for a pro-rated amount to whatever tier you want. 

It looked like it was just charging me for another tier altogether. 

Edit: Couldn't get that to work, so I just signed up for the higher tier and just had PayPal not renew the other subscription. 

Edited by Deej

4 hours ago, immamac said:

Right now we are about 1/3 of the way to not having me have to pay a shitload of money out of pocket for the guarantee.

67/150 for 10/mo or 120/yr

22/150 for 25/mo or 300/yr

17/50 for 50/mo or 600/yr

We are now at 

78/150 for 10/mo or 120/yr

33/150 for 25/mo or 300/yr

19/50 for 50/mo or 600/yr

for those bad at math that is ~ 2555/mo we need about 6k/mo to make this sustainable for the long term. We are almost halfway there!

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