1. thread should have been titled "current bitchassedness re: DKR in the late 20-teens"; my list is only things we can control/demand/dictate.
2. CDC to Bowlsby: effective immediately, all DKR kickoffs before 0u are to be at 7pm central. If the league doesn't want to deal with it, we'll put those games on LHN.
3. CDC to Bowlsby: effective immediately, Fair Park is a 2pm or 3pm kickoff. It would be nice if Castiglione would also add his signature.
4. CDC to Bowlsby: effective immediately, if we play a league game the week before Fair Park, it is a home game. Also, see #2 above.
5. CDC to Bowlsby: effective immediately, our off-week follows Fair Park.
6. CDC to Bowlsby: on rivalry weekend, we play away on Saturday at 2pm.
7. Real Grass, with the same precise construction as Fair Park.
8. PMS 159. End Zones. Midfield. Uniforms.
9. No names on the back.
10. LHB pumped through Zilla.
11. Cheer and Pom on Zilla.
12. Replays on Zilla.
13. Bevo on Zilla.
14. Either Orange or White Cheer is _not_ tumbling and stunting. Said squad based on undergrad upperclassmen vote.
15. Junior and Senior scholarships for Pom, based on undergrad upperclassmen vote.
16. 50% of Fair Park tickets go to students by lottery, 4 per award, up to 4 can apply together. Sections 6-15 100% foundation donation only.
17. All vehicle traffic and parking spaces on campus on game day to be for tailgates only, and sold/permitted based on season ticket investment longevity regardless of Foundation donation history.
18. San Jacinto to be 100% pedestrian on game day. No vehicles or parking at all.
19. For 90 minutes after the game, Red River, MLK, The Drag and 26th are one-way flowing clockwise, with no cross traffic.
20. For 90 minutes after the game, all traffic from the above cordon flows one way outward to 12th, Lamar, 30th/32nd, and the north 35 access road.
21. Camp Mabry MP in command of Camp Swift MP to administer and execute all game day parking and traffic. No APD at all. No aggy at all.
22. Cap-Metro game-day bus assault system. FREE with your season ticket purchase, paid for by _________ named sponsor(s), subsidized by your Belmont season ticket purchase. Ride the bus to your friend's tailgate. Buses run beginning 3 hours before kickoff, last bus 90 minutes after kickoff.
23. Free parking with CCTV and armed security at bus assault system nodes at ACC Northridge, ACC Highland, ACC Montopolis and Barton Square.
24. Cap-Metro game-day bus assault system online webapp run by not Belmont and not Cap-Metro. Outsourced, hosted and designed for browsers by humans, not for phones by millenials.
25. Forgot: CDC to Bowlsby/Castiglione - effective immediately in Fair Park, we'll move the dividing line one seat to the west on both sides of the stadium, and we get back the front of section 15. If that doesn't even up the missing seats from section 33, then the balance comes from section 106 one seat at a time starting at the top and working down. Having that block of thieves in section 15 is just stupid.
26. Dedicated Season Ticket Holder lines at Fletcher's on Fair Park game day. Every 0-u ticket includes two (2) special Season Ticket Holder Fair Park Lottery Winner Fletcher's Vouchers each good for two (2) Fletcher's and two (2) Dr. Peppers made with Cane Sugar. Electroshock systems for Fletcher's employees to get the lines moving.
27. Forgot: reduplicate The Grove on Speedway, the South Mall, all around The Tower, 24th, and every place in between DKR.