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  1. Radical Larry

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Showing content with the highest reputation on 09/01/18 in all areas

  1. 10 points
    Sam sucks. And if the mods delete this thread, we are starting a new board without you Westlake pussies.
  2. OK, here's a better clip... This is how I want a coach to react to a loss like this:
  3. So far, Tom Herman is Charlie Strong without all the likability. I hope Herman can turn this around. But I'm doubtful at this point.
  4. He tried once but his bone spurs flared up.
  5. We didn't kick off both halves.
  6. 7 points
    Fuck that bitch ass ‘I wish I went to another college’ shit. Go fuck a sheep and collect your honorary degree from aggy. TEXAS FOREVER
  7. I beat cancer Tom. Why can't you beat Maryland?
  8. 7 points
    No reason to delete this. Sam can't read defenses, and he can't read this.
  9. We need to really look into this strip club incident.
  10. 6 points
    Why are these threads being deleted?
  11. Listen guys. After 8 months to prepare, you just don’t go to a neutral field with a crowd that is 66% your fans against a team that was sub-.500 last year and has an interim coach because they’re head coach created a toxic environment that resulted in a dead player, and expect to win.
  12. I would love to see what crazy ass Mike Leach could do at Texas.
  13. I got negged to oblivion when someone posted "show me a loss" and I showed him several. Fuck that tom herman ass hole piece of shit. I never liked that prick. We got what we ask for today. Hired the first big name corch and paid him a ton of 💰. Maybe next time we will actually conduct a search. Oh fuck, who am I kidding. Fuck TH.
  14. 6 points
    Sam Ehlinger is a classic football moron. It is no wonder Tim Beck and Herman love him. They’re all losers.
  15. 6 points
    Fucking pathetic the staff of this site is moderating this shit like it's horn fans.
  16. If we win this, it will be nothing but putting lipstick on a pig. We've already learned a bunch about the mettle of our coaching staff.
  17. I’m glad Finger wrote that. In a major newspaper no less. Herman is such a smug dickhead. Being a smug dickhead who thinks he knows everything works when you’re Saban and you actually do know everything. But when you don’t you’re just a dickhead. Glad the media is sick of his condescending tone. I’ll never forget his Joe Fan bullshit when the Beck hire was announced.
  18. Herman is a fucking fraud. Maryland sucks. Any real team would have pushed our shit in today. Fuck this bullshit
  19. 5 points
    Uh, they absolutely did not do it when we had to. On the last drive Maryland was playing a junk prevent defense with two rushers and one fat spy. That would have been the perfect time, and there was plenty of time to do it, to run a QB draw behind Porter's lead blocking. We never did it and instead opted to have Sam Ehlinger play the role of dropback passer with 4 targets against 8 defenders in pass coverage as Porter's first read was pass protection on a handful of plays. Ab-fucking-surd.
  20. This site hasn’t crashed yet
  21. Kinda seems like picking up a guy who had one good season in some mediocre to shit tier conference and paying them an obscene amount of money isn't a good plan for winning football games.
  22. Everyone is spending all of their time "trying to be perfect." This was said many times during post-game interviews. This raises a lot of red flags. When I hear shit like this, it reminds me of a workplace where everyone is on pins and needles when the boss is around because they are scared of making mistakes. People are just going through the motions. No real work is being done, no progress is being made, and the only thing that matters is the boss swinging his dick around to create the perception that he is the smartest person in the room and has all of his people in line. When it comes time to perform, everyone fails miserably.
  23. Now that I think about it. I am very concerned about Herman and the strip club incident. Perhaps we should investigate
  24. 5 points
    He goes through his progressions like he reads 12 words per minute while mouthing the words out loud.
  25. Beck isn't the issue, just like Watson wasn't. It always, always, always starts at the top.
  26. Finally someone admits to not being a Gary Johnson voter.
  27. It’s worse than not having a home. They don’t have a pass rush or an offensive coordinator.
  28. Some family members of mine just spotted Beck at the Holocaust Museum. He said he wanted to end his trip to DC on a high note.
  29. It's the first day of the new season for this beautiful, new fan forum! Here are my humble offerings about how to Make Surly Great Again:
  30. 5 points
    This coming from the poster who hates gays and teaches his kids that being gay is wrong. fuck outta here with this
  31. 5 points
    He's got my vote.
  32. Game should have been at college park. Being at FedEx was stupid.
  33. Much like American politics, Texas football is a shitshow.
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