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Showing content with the highest reputation on 09/08/18 in all areas

  1. 17 points
    Just knocked in 50 doors in Cherry Creek. One "no no he's not my guy", one lady who also wanted me to go away, and one dude who sounded like a "not voting because he's too left" but didn't want to talk any more than that. Lot of avid support, lot of "Yep if he's the guy running against Cruz he's got my vote." A few people didn't seem to know much about it, hopefully I sparked their curiosity enough to take a look. Registered a voter. Bout to head out to a registration event (next to a Beto event).
  2. 12 points
    Here's the reason: Politics aside, Beto has thoroughly convinced me that he actually gives a fuck about the people he would be representing.
  3. 10 points
    No you should vote for Beto because Ted Cruz doesn’t show up to work or do constituent service. He doesn’t deserve to keep his job. He’s not a conservative or liberal. He’s a goldbricker and nobody who claims to give a damn should vote for him.
  4. The luckiest Longhorn is Frank Denius who got to die with hope from Herman blowing smoke up his ass and wasn't subjected to this reality
  5. 7 points
    Two years ago today I hit rock bottom and I was tired of lying to myself and thinking things would change somehow with no action from me. The alcohol and drugs had taken too much from me for too long. I made the choice to let them stop winning and fight back. Today life still has its ups and downs but the downs are better than the “best” days I used to have. It’s good to know this thread and you all are here.
  6. Serena just showing her true colors, a no class bitch. Always has been...love that she lost...
  7. Counterpoint: You are a well known troll on here and no one gives a fuck what you think.
  8. Texas 24 USC 3 Texas 35 TCU 28 Texas 42 Kstate 14 Texas 55 Oklahoma 10
  9. i don't know about you assholes, but my heart is not ready for playoff baseball. huge series win.
  10. I think they over compensated this week and didn’t try hard enough. Next week they’ll get it just right. I’m sure of it.
  11. This Jody Conradt commercial on LHN has me thinking... maybe we need her to coach 'em up. Can't be any worse than this. She has skins on the wall.
  12. No. Herman won’t even fire Beck after this. It’s worse.
  13. If we lose to Tulsa, I’m done with football until we fire Herman.
  14. Reading this thread reminds me what fucking bitches many of our fans are.
  15. The tab in the play binder for the screen pass plays should just be a picture of someone shooting himself in the dick.
  16. Obviously the guys wanted to score too bad.
  17. Ask and you shall receive
  18. We don't even finger.
  19. South Carolina aggy dying to be recognized puts Carolina on the jersey and the helmet. You're not Carolina and you're not USC.
  20. 4 points
    Because your eyes work.
  21. I'd like to share this excellent FB post from an old high school buddy of mine:
  22. 4 points
    I like to think I'm open minded, but Not Being The Zodiac Killer is an issue I've always felt very passionate about, and Beto simply hits a home run in this department.
  23. 3 points
    Why would anyone complain about that? It did suck. There were zero adjustments from game 1 except no porter that I saw. Ehlinger showed again against a shit defense that he isn't D1 quality yet he took every snap. Everyone associated with this program needs to be put on notice that this sucked and will not be tolerated.
  24. You can tell he has no fucking clue when he constantly talks about playing looser. No, playing looser doesn’t make you a top ten team. He’s a fraud.
  25. Larry Goddamn Hagman! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  26. Great play, now maybe some of you will shut up for a while
  27. Dude, it’s the 1 foot line, just sneak it twice. This isn’t rocket surgery.
  28. we scored but got called down short, didn't challenge, ran a play that lost yards, and then called a completely terrible play designed to have Ehlinger throwing across his body in the run. brilliant.
  29. Serena knows better. Her behavior was disgraceful. She got warned for coaching. BFD. Get over it you have been there many, many times before. Then she broke the racket. Automatic code violation unless you play the point with it - she knows this. Then you call the ump a crook. In baseball that gets you tossed. In tennis you get another code violation. She melted down because she was getting her ass beat. Congrats to Naomi for showing incredible poise and finishing the deal - but even then I think Serena would have eventually defaulted because she completely lost the plot.
  30. 3 points
    Alright, let me parse this. Tofu - I don’t eat the stuff because I find it tasteless and the texture is gross but it’s a healthy thing to eat. So, he dog whistles it because it translates to “hippy dippy librul food” to rednecks? Silicon - how in the world is this a bad thing? Silicon Valley is shorthand for cutting edge success and wealth and technology. Yeah, that would just be a horrible thing to have in your city or state! Or does he mean breast implants?? TED CRUZ IS HOMO GAY! HE’S AGAINST BIG FAKE BOOBS! Hair dye - WUT??? Texas women are like Alabama women - at a certain point, the hair dye becomes a sacrament. Or maybe all those whippersnappers with that pink hair are going to corrupt some kids??? Seriously, there are probably hundreds of dog whistles he could use to imply how terrible it would be for Texas to be California-ized. Yet his weird ass chose tofu and silicon and hair dye???? Thanks for the chuckle, Ted.
  31. 3 points
    Happens at birth
  32. You know what’s even better than having the right given to you if you want to to worship the Church, Country, or the flag? But the right and ability to protest if you choose to against the Church, Country or the flag. That’s what this country was founded on. We rebelled against the Church, the English government, and its flag. The day we give that up is the day this country stops being American and starts becoming something else. Don’t let the ignorance of certain people persuade you otherwise.
  33. I saw a movie one time where this female corrections officer was letting pretty much the entire incarcerated population bang her, sometimes more than one at a time. So at the end of her shift she was like completely exhausted. So I'm wondering if maybe something similar happened here.....you know, with the guys in jail there in Dallas doing, you know, the banging. Just a thought..
  34. Exhibit #9197475 why you never get anywhere near the cops. Dont call, speak or go anywhere near them. Odds of being murdered go up exponentially when in the presence of them. Especially if you are a minority.
  35. 3 points
    By all means, start your own conservative leaning social media site/app. You have our blessing.
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