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Showing content with the highest reputation on 10/14/18 in Posts

  1. next mention of rep or a non recruiting shit post is taking a fucking vacation
  2. 6-1

    13 points
    No offense, man, but fuck you. I fucking detest seeing ignorance about OU on these boards. Texas fans who show up and idiotically talk about the need for OU to win are some of the most uninformed motherfuckers in sports. We don’t need OU to do shit. They can happily fucking suck forever. If we win our games, the rest is irrelevant including OU’s performance. Thanks. Outside of that, I’m happy to be 6-1. Anyone looking to complain is probably 20 years old or younger.
  3. 10 points
    No it isn't. You're so vocally "anti-Shane" because you are an asshole. Nobody should be "vocally anti" any of our players.
  4. I love that we are so so not a top 5 team and yet there is no reason to move us off it. What a lovely weird season we're in.
  5. 9 points
    lmao @ any of you dumb fucks who thought shane was a better option than sam.
  6. Look at this photograph
  7. I’ll never understand why some of you seek validation from aggy so much. Hopefully, you are getting a check for all the space they occupy in your head. WGAS? Could not care less what their fanbase thinks. Clutch the pearls, they think we’re overrated! Well, we are. Still doesn’t change the fact that we’ve earned the right to be in the conversation. They only won this shitty conference once in an upset before they bolted to greener pastures where they still can’t win shit. They have no relevance in the long standing history of college football and it’s a waste of time to even acknowledge them.
  8. 8 points
    What the fuck am I reading here?
  9. Childs' son should starts
  10. Lulz, Maybe you forgot about the backward pass that should have given Texas the ball at the Baylor 10 but was called an incompletion, or the face mask on B Jones that only happened after he was face masked with no call, or the roughing the punter call that was called off because the Baylor player allegedly tipped the ball, or the offsetting unsportsmanlike penalties after the Baylor player was clearly the one that initiated it and shoved a Texas player in the head, or how about the play where after Hager had a sack and caused a fumble the officials decided Baylor had called a timeout prior, but please keep going with this narrative, blaming others is what we’ve come to expect from rape enablers.
  11. Condition upgraded to stable. He's now able to breathe on his own: http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/24984708/christion-abercrombie-tennessee-state-upgraded-stable-condition
  12. 6-1

    7 points
    No, fuck OU. I hope they lose every game.
  13. A model that drops the winner and sustains the loser of a game needs adjusting.
  14. 6-1

    6 points
    6-1 is great, but it's about fucking time Texas wins a conference title. That's my expectation at this point.
  15. 5 points
    ESPN found a family of them and spent the entire game talking about it.
  16. Tending to their unicorns.
  17. Georgia is better than us, no doubt. But looking strictly at resume we should be ahead. Georgia has beaten nobody. Their wins are: - Some FCS team - Middle Tennessee State or whatever - A 3-3 South Carolina squad - A 3-3 Missouri team - A 3-3 Tennessee team - A 3-4 Vanderbilt team LSU is the only P5 team above .500 they've played, and they got thumped by 20 points.
  18. 5 points
    1. Relegated 2. Death Valley
  19. We are on a serious win streak, I’ll have you know.
  20. You’re forgetting the Big 12 title game.
  21. 5 points
    Assuming they told the truth and aren’t idiots, Sam has a grade 1 AC separation. Called a ‘shoulder’ separation, but doesn’t involve the ball-and-socket ar all. AC separations are graded by Xray, so we don’t the mri to know it’s a 1. The grade of separation, which Xray reveals, is based on how much tore completely: 1-nothing, 2- joint capsule around end of clavicle where it abuts scapula, 3- coracoclavicular ligaments, 4+ -other stuff involved. The reason for the mri, other than cya, is likely to see just how much injury there is to the structures which have not shown Xray evidence of complete rupture. Sprains are graded 1-3, with 3 being rupture of the ligament. A grade 1 AC is therefore a grade 1 or 2 sprain of the capsule. AC joints don’t pop back. Once they tear enough to allow displacement, the muscles acting on the clavicle make sure the displacement remains (unless surgically corrected). The hope and expectation that Sam might throw after a week is reasonable. Some AC injuries nag, but many grade 1-2 sprains, AC included, improve enough after a week for competition.
  22. 5 points
    Read it and weep
  23. 5 points
    That's what happens when you bring a chainsaw to a lawn mower fight.
  24. If you count Brady's sacks as rushing yards, New England rushed for -2 yards...and won. Had to put a Texas game in here. Charles breaks loose for 218 yards...in the 4th quarter. Navy doesn't attempt a forward pass...and blows out SMU. Fresno State scores 21 points in 19 seconds, and 49 points in less than 6 and a half minutes (record still stands I believe).
  25. Texas will be “back” when they blow out teams they are supposed to blow out. All these games going down to the wire is good for getting these youngsters experience in grinding out a win but you can only walk that line so far until you wind up in the losing side.
  26. Dak says fuck you, Jobu, I'll do it myself.
  27. Are you aware that elevation affects climate?
  28. 4 points
    Sam should only play if he is absolutely 100 percent recovered, with no added risk of re-injury. You don't rush an injury to your QB's throwing shoulder. We have enough to win with Shane back there.Sam is definitely not leaving early for the NFL. Obvious deficiencies as an NFL prospect aside, he has been working to be QB1 at Texas his whole life. He isn't getting first round money and his family isn't hurting, he will be here in 2020. If he continues to take care of the ball and run effectively he won't get passed up - if he does that we are probably winning the majority of our games.
  29. 7 Texas.... 9 BlowU...... 13 West Virginia Not bad for a B12 many like to trash
  30. 4 points
    First of all. Those of you still bitching about the game day experience are some nit picky bitches. Have you forgotten jetpack man, the taco Bell gong, and the endless parade of bullshit awards during timeouts? Seriously get the fuck out of here with that shit. It's never going to go back to whatever misremembered and white washed image of your college days. Also, the ACL impact is real. The idiot who said we should move the game to a night start is full on retarded. Make the game an 11am kick and have fucking shuttles from DKR to zilker starting at 230. Embrace it, fuck the halftime show did.
  31. 4 points
    Fuck you. What a simplistic sorry fuck of a human being you are. If you do not see the way abuse takes "choice" away from kids who are literally molded as personalities by the abuse, then you are too stupid to express an opinion. According to the article, Hernandez had brain trauma that was so bad it could not even be explained by playing football. A lifetime of getting the shit beaten out of you as a kid does explain it however. So you are telling him to "just man up and power through that organic brain damage." Hernandez was a broken, despicable human being. But the "why" and "how" of it is far too complex a story for some simplistic fuck-wit "I dismissed it" opinion.
  32. 4 points
    Guess I'm one of the few who is happy to have both on the roster.
  33. How about Leach, Holgo, Ogre, and Leslie Miles... and a case of scotch. Gameday would be the shit. Leach hosts of course, Les doing les things, holgo is shitfaced and the only one who can understand Ogres takes.
  34. 6-1

    4 points
    I remember in 2008 when we wanted blOU to keep winning after 45-35. How'd that work out? Fuck 'em. I don't want to play them again. We shouldn't have to play them again. I hope WVU smokes blOU and we play them again instead, assuming the slim chance we wind up in the Big 12 title game.
  35. 4 points
    Yep. Receivers bailed him out a LOT today. Of course, I’m hyper-aware of this because I’ve seen the same shit from Sam frequently this season, but I’m apparently in the minority when discussing Sam’s accuracy. To me, they are both AVERAGE QB’’s. However Sam is a fucking badass, GREAT football player, and we have to have him to win any games of significance. Thanks god it appears that we won’t be without him for the next game. My heart and liver can’t take much more of what we saw today.
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  37. It’s stupid shit like this that makes me think “Our species fucking sucks.”
  38. Goddamn I love these guys. Never Settle as the team’s 2018 motto is looking better and better each day. Also, this is badass:
  39. sherrod harris son is going to beast us for 4 years for not giving his dad a shot at qb
  40. They've convinced themselves that 2 quality losses is actually a thing.
  41. 4 points
    This team fucks
  42. In summary: Surly- Hey bearcon, good game Bearcon- Fuck you, man. Refs were bias and institutional sexual assault isn’t a big deal. Surly- Take. The. Loss. Pussy.
  43. One thing is for sure, Texas wasn’t back in 2015 when a Texas team coached by a functional retard and quarter backed by a guy playing tight end in the NFL went to #12 Baylor’s brand new stadium and beat the fuck out of every guy in their QB room en route to a glorious 5 win season.
  44. She's also ok with 4.5 often.
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