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Showing content with the highest reputation on 10/21/18 in all areas

  1. As an App State fan, I can't believe it. First time ever being ranked.
  2. Does this loss count if Urban doesn't report it?
  3. 13 points
    You know what, let's assume for a minute that transgender folks are mentally ill. I don't agree, but I'll concede the point and let's move on... So what? Are the mentally ill not entitled to the same basic civil rights as the rest of us? And on the bathroom thing: do you really care if the guy in the next stall's dick is original or aftermarket? If so, why? And if you're worried about a transsexual female going into a bathroom and hurting your little girl, okay. But when is the last time you heard such a news story? Find me 10 examples and I'll listen. But you won't. Men who want to hurt girls don't go through gender reassignment surgeries. They become high school coaches. Or clergy. But you're not yanking your little girl out of sports or church. Look, if you want to hate gay people and you think transsexuals are disgusting, fine. Own it. Don't try to pretend it's about anything other than that.
  4. EJ Holland is a shill for street agents. During his Waddle sales push, he went so far as to defend Will Lyles, calling him a good guy and arguing that Texas fans who talked negatively of Lyles were the problem. Simultaneously he was being negative shit about UT recruiting an out of state guy when they had guys right here, again, from agents and handlers. Loaded with that agenda, and his ignorant hubris around his knowledge of the sport, he went and purposefully scouted Moore in an effort to run him down. It’s not just that EJ Holland doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground when it comes to the sport of football, it’s that he’s also doing regular work as a useful idiot for the bad guys in the recruiting game. Beyond all of that, Holland is your classic entitled millennial. From people who’ve spent time around him, it’s apparent he has an extremely low opinion of his readership, Texas fans generally, and the college sport nationally. He’s the worst kind of clown to have hanging around the program and talking to recruits. I’d honestly like to meet him and kick him squarely in his undoubtedly half-developed gonads.
  5. You do whatever the fuck you like, but everyone else is free to get excited. You perpetually reminding readers on this thread that Texas isn’t for real isn’t insightful. Think more and post less. Maybe rehearse your posts to yourself and your mother for a couple of hours to see which ones wash out and which ones might actually bring something to the community.
  6. 10 points
    Their suicide rates are high because cunts like you tell them they’re mentally ill and try to take away their rights because they’re different than you are.
  7. 10 points
  8. Bullshit! He meets all the koalafications!
  9. Man, we just need a couple more bye weeks, and we are in!
  10. His dominatrix calls him suburban
  11. 8 points
    Beat the ever living fuck out of the Irish! just putting this here for Saturday and for my father who past last year. Annapolis Class of ‘46. i hate ND with the heat of a million H-Bombs!
  12. Chrispy's full of shit regarding the trans man on the previous page. If he were to come out of a woman's restroom and Chrispy was standing outside waiting for his daughter, he'd absolutely throw a fit about a man being in the woman's restroom. Trans people have been around for ages and this bathroom nonsense only started when Republicans decided to invent a problem to rile up their base that previously didn't exist.
  13. If anything happened in the restroom you wouldn't believe her anyway. Remember it's a scary time for men right now.
  14. 8 points
    Mexican Mexicans aren't even the same. You got sing-song ranchero Mexicans up in Pancho Villa land, you got Regio Monterrey Mexicans who make natural Romney Republicans, you got your Tapatio in Guadalajara, your Jarocho in Veracruz who stepped right out of a 1930s movie about dockworkers, you got your Chilango Mexico City crypto-commie Buddy-Holly-glasses-wearing UNAM profesora, you got Yucatecos who are "Mexican" the same way the IRA love Queen Elizabeth, you got throwback almost Mussolini dudes marching down the street a bock away from the Workers' Party, (and since it's Mexico the graphic design is simultaneously retro and stunning), you got Yaquis don't know the Otomis don't know the Nahuatl speakers who amongst themselves have a bunch of dialects that theirs is right and all the others suck, you got Pocho-wannabees staring at their phones and saying weird English stuff like "Thanks God!" or "I must to go!", you got your Frenchies and Spaniards and Lebanese Arabs (called Turcos for clarity) and every nation of East Asia referred to as Chinos. You got your old-school Catholic, your atheist, your Jew, your crypto-Jew, your college kid thanking Tlaloc for rain, your Pentacostal speaking in tongues, and 3 or 4 Mormons. You got blond Mennonites selling cheese in the middle of the intersection speaking the most back-road Spanish you ever heard. The Mennonites, not the cheese.
  15. Wheelchair fan has already been done. We need our own cause. I'm thinking Tourettes. Added bonus that our guy can bleat out "Fuck OU" and nobody is going to call him out on it.
  16. Exactly. Just because you beat someone doesn't mean than you can beat them.
  17. head-to-head wins during his tenure
  18. Texas will have a big challenge getting through OSU, Tech, ISU, and WVU. Especially if Sam is not 100%. Long way to go before worrying about a rematch with OU
  19. I don't think OU going 11-1 would have much of an impact. A 10-2 Texas vs a 9-3 A&M? I'd call that advantage Aggies. Well done Looch, well done.
  20. I just want to see the team continue to develop over the rest of the season. Let the rankings sort themselves out and deal with it. Texas still has some serious weakness that will probably cost the team a game or two. What I am wanting to see is wheththe team manages to develop to address those problems or if they are at their ceiling with the talent currently on the roster. Long term, it is much more important to get the 2019 recruiting class rounded out and to establish the program is solidly headed in the right direction. Get those two elements in place and we can start having serious expectations.
  21. I just came here to say Fuck Urban Meyer.
  22. Good god the Austinite "Houston is a suburban wasteland" schtick is so old. It's as if strip malls, douchebags and chain restaurants are unknown in Travis County. It also ignores the fact that Houston's suburbs are incredibly diverse. Some strip malls have Vietnamese, Mexican, Colombian, Nigerian and Indo-Pak establishments right next to each other. And Austin just can't outweird Houston, no matter how hard it tries. Here's an example. A couple of years ago I was riding my back through Independence Heights, a historic black neighborhood on the near north side. A black cowboy in full rodeo regalia came cantering up the same street towards me on a big white horse, one hand on the reins and the other on a bottle of something cold. And then cowboy and horse alike were attacked by a stray pit bull. And Austin's real problem is not Californians or Yankees moving in. It's dickheads from places like The Woodlands and Frisco who hated where they grew up and never even tried living in the actual cities near to their suburban hellholes. They say Houston sucks or Dallas Sucks when they really mean Montgomery or Collin counties.
  23. Simple...just make them play each other in the bowls....since they don't usually do so during the regular season.
  24. You’re an absolute pussy.
  25. Valero Alamo Bowl Alamodome, San Antonio, Texas Dec. 28, 9 p.m. (ESPN) Bonagura: Washington vs. West Virginia Sherman: Texas Tech vs. Washington State
  26. Would love to see aggy vs Iowa State.
  27. I will be voting early for the first time in my life. Tomorrow morning in fact. I might be the first one there.
  28. After the Tulsa game, I was thinking that the Horns should be rated about sixth.
  29. Luicci says it. I'd love to be there to have him flesh this out. A&M had the "foresight" to flee the Big 12 after promising to stay. They look out only for themselves and most of them were gleeful at the prospect of damaging the Big 12 in general and Texas in particular. They're small people with small character. Texas tried "bringing everyone" to a new conference. Texas took the lead in a move that would benefit UT and many other Big 12 schools including A&M. Aggies must project their own mercenariness onto Texas and claim, somehow, the PAC move was all about the Longhorns. Aggies were clever to flee. Texas was stupid and selfish to try to lead an inclusive move to another conference. I'd like to see Luicci back pedal out of that. I know he would never concede because Aggies don't do that. He'd roll out their dogma about Texas knowing the PAC was not a fit for the Aggies and that the SEC only wanted A&M and not the ebil tu. They didn't flee because they are in the mightiest division of the toughest football conference in the world. "You need us more than we need you, so we won't deign to play you!" tldr: chickenshit through and through
  30. eggs in purgatory with zucchini flowers
  31. except it's literally free and simply involves being a decent human being
  32. Good lord those fan’s reactions are ridiculous. The guy is 77-9, has brought a national title in the last four years,.... They complain about his coaching, but not his bankrupt morality. Those fans do not deserve the winning they are getting.
  33. McConnell more than Trump is one of the most evil pieces of shit in this country that has had an enormous impact on hurting the most vulnerable lives. He never deserves a peacful moment in public again.
  34. I was waiting for ztejas to post in your thread so I’d have someone to neg. Thanks for not making me wait anymore.
  35. We've won 2 straight and still not ranked? No justice, no peace!!
  36. Take the loss, pussy.
  37. Dinner was good. Waiting on desert now.
  38. 4 points
    He can also still turn voters like me. I've never voted in a midterm before. I'm not particularly young at 39. I'm not a liberal or progressive. I'm not super conservative either. I dont agree with some of the main positions of the Democratic party. I don't put signs in my yard or a sticker on my car. I'm generally pessimistic about all politicians in general and have little hope any of them aren't slaves to lobbies. All that said, I'll be voting for Beto.
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