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Showing content with the highest reputation on 11/03/18 in all areas

  1. You fucking people don't deserve to follow a winning team
  2. This reminds me of something:
  3. Aggy roller coaster IRL.
  4. 7 points
    It’s really interesting how the right wing - ahem, “libertarians” - have all suddenly started pontificating and crying about being outnumbered on this board. It’s almost like they’re coming to terms with the fact that people have finally gotten fed up with their bullshittery. It smells like........fear and anxiety. Smells good.
  5. When it was 4th and less than a yard. Fucking stupid. They are not stopping us for less than a yard. Keep the chains moving and punch that in for a TD to give us an 11pt lead. But instead we kicked a FG. I don't get it. Grow some fucking balls.
  6. i don't think todd orlando sucks, and in fact he has a pretty decent track record that says he doesn't suck. and the fact is that less than a year ago when he had holton hill, poona ford, deshon elliott, malik jefferson, et al our fan base was begging for the man to stay, praying to the gods that herman could keep him on our staff, lest he be lured away with a head coaching offer. so let's keep that in mind before we do what we always do and completely nuclear after a one point loss. i think that charlie strong left some talented upperclassmen with less than zero depth behind them, and i think that any coordinator would struggle to stop big xii offenses with a d line as invisible and inept as ours. we certainly need to upgrade all along the defensive front, there's no doubt about that, but orlando is a good coach who just isn't doing his best job this season. how much of that is on him and how much is on the sheer lack of talent and depth i don't know, but i'd bet good money that says if we had, say, the 2008 defensive line, that nobody would be complaining about todd orlando.
  7. Can't blame Herman there. A FG gives a 7 point lead. We had already not converted one of our previous 4th and 1 plays. We had the fucking lead with 20 seconds left and gave up a damn 30-40 yard TD pass. That's on Orlando and the defense. WVU is a good team. Also, if he goes for it and doesn't get it, people will bitch that he didn't take the points. People bitched all last season that he would always go for it on 4th down and leave points. We have a lot to bitch about in this game but I'm not going to bitch about Herman kicking a FG to give us a 7 point lead. Hell you can make the case that had he kicked the FG prior where Ehlinger's helmet came off, that we win this game.
  8. The play should have been reviewed. Didn’t even get more than 1 on TV replay.
  9. My brother just shot this guy
  10. actually had no idea i took this one, as i accidentally took it while trying to switch to video mode. thought it was pretty cool for a completely accidental picture: I still had a great time even though we lost. This team is ahead of schedule, and i spent a beautiful day at DKR watching Horns. Still a damn good day. [emoji1598] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  11. Personnel shortcomings exist, sure. But we are doing nothing to mitigate them. We are presenting a 5 man box with adequate DL talent at best and Anthony Wheeler at a linebacker spot. And then we don't even use the alignment to take the short passing game away because we line up at least two DBs in man coverage 8 yards off the receiver and have them backpedal at the snap on 90% of our defensive plays. And we have PJ Locke at a critical position in the defense. Our defensive design basically gives up 5 yard per play for free unless the offense busts an assignment or our DL actually penetrates which happens once in a blue moon. That is all on Orlando.
  12. This team is exactly what most of you thought it would be this season. Decent. No better, no worse. We flirted with Top 10 and most of you went fucking aggy and started assuming we had turned the corner that quick. If you are surprised by this it's your own fault. We are a decent team with a few superstars and mostly decent guys filling out the rest of the roster and decent coaches. Nothing more, nothing less. Shut the fuck up already. Go back and read your pre-season predictions. Every one of you would have been pretty damn happy with this season so far back then. That's not me claiming a moral victory. Fuck this loss... fuck all these losses. But they were expected unless you're a fucking moron.
  13. FG was the right call. That spot, on the other hand, was terrible. Not reviewing the spot was criminal. But 3 points to go up 7 was the right choice.
  14. You want to complain about stupid shit, complain about the idiotic "ice the kicker" timeout that NEVER FUCKING WORKS.
  15. LOL Jeebus the overreaction on this site is almost as fun as watching the games.
  16. Herman is still the guy IMO. You’re not going to become world beaters over night by hiring Les Miles or some other big timer.
  17. I’m in fuckers Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  18. 5 points
    It seems ok in that they didn't take more chicken than they were supposed to. Putting it back however seems a bit of a faux pas. They should have kept it on their plate and asked if anyone wanted a skinless piece.
  19. 5 points
    I used to think that it made sense to vote libertarian or any 3rd party to show the GOP/Dems that they should change. Then I turned 22 and grew up. A 3rd party vote is actually a vote for the favorite in the race. Have the maturity to pick from the top 2 candidates in the general election. Or just stay home to shorten the voting line for the rest of us.
  20. 5 points
    Pretty sure that 99.5% of Libertarian voters are chock full of shit. I have yet to see one that had a coherent argument other than Taxes Are Theft. Go. Live in the boonies. The rest of us have a world that requires a vast infrastructure.
  21. 5 points
    Most people on the bus were like -_-, then they went O_0, and now they’re x_x.
  22. Here is what I want to see on defense: 1. Four down linemen playing traditional 4 man front with O and Roach on the outside and Wilbon and Nelson playing DT. 2. Two fast linebackers with some pop - Johnson and either Overshon or Adeoye. 3. Five DB’a - Boyd and Davis/Cook at the corners, Stern and Thompson at safety, with Foster covering the slot. This defense will be much better than the shit show we are throwing out there now.
  23. “They stopped us on 4th and 1 before” So fuckin what? Pull your dick out, let your nuts hang, and get a fuckin yard. If you get stopped, then defense step the fuck up and get a stop. I’m tired of this loser mentality tbh
  24. Q) How does a WVU football player know if his mother is on her period? A) His brothers dick tastes funny
  25. Next year? Been hearing that for a decade now. That's Aggy way of thinking.
  26. should be every fucking time. Fuck that shit.
  27. They did it last year on the UCLA one.
  28. I wish I could tell you that aggy fought the good fight, and Auburn let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but the SEC is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - SEC life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, aggy would show up with fresh bruises. Auburn kept at us - sometimes we were able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for aggy - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for us, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him.
  29. 4 points
    Honestly I'm not surprised at all - I saw this coming. Nebraska is a powerhouse program with a young, motivated head coach. They go two deep on the lines and play 4 quarters of tough, hard-nosed football. I expect them to be a national contender next year. Just kidding this may be one of the most embarrassing games in tosu history.
  30. 4 points
    Maybe next time drop an extra $10 to make sure your family, extended family, etc isn’t fighting over the scraps. seems easier.
  31. 4 points
    Once you fondle food served family style it should stay on your plate. This is a double dipping type social blunder.
  32. 4 points
    Right, you’re a “libertarian”. You vote Republican consistently because both sides.
  33. 4 points
    That is not going to help her social credit score.
  34. My kid remembered to put his shoes on before he left the house this morning...
  35. Don’t know whether to laugh or cry, we drove down from Round Rock to San Antonio yesterday to check into a hotel to attend the wife's cousin’s funeral in nearby Boerne this morning. Anyway, after a blah hotel breakfast and while getting ready to leave for said shuffleoff services, Mrs. Brat checked her phone again for the church address and she discovered that the funeral is actually scheduled for NEXT Friday! fml
  36. this is amazing.
  37. Hell yeah! Thanks for the updates man. Keep them coming. I can barely stop thinking about this until Tuesday. I want to see trump lose so bad.
  38. And then a step to the riiiight
  39. Remember when Orlando was gonna leave for a head coaching gig? Lol. Defense blows.
  40. 3 points
    Pepperoni Pizza Rolls, sriracha, OG cheez balls.
  41. A punch thrown no matter how weak it is is still throwing a punch. By definition in practically all NCAA sports, this is an automatic ejection.
  42. Fuck these announcers. Of course Horns down is taunting.
  43. Okay, RUN THE DAMNED BALL. I want to see Ingram with 25 carries today.
  44. From Texas Monthly and set in Groves: Would not surprise me a bit if it did come from City Hall. Lots of familiar surnames involved, for those of us who hail from the area.
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