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Showing content with the highest reputation on 11/17/18 in Posts

  1. 12 points
    I want to beat Kansas
  2. Note from EJ on Watson:
  3. There. Is. Literally. One. For. Everything.
  4. 8 points
    Nope. I want our D to shove Will Grier's horns down right up his ass.
  5. So where’s Garrett Wilson with his 1k yard receiver bullshit comment?
  6. I’d like to thank the Ford dealership for their timely delivery.
  7. Thank you Pokes! Win out and we are in. Hook Em!
  8. I don't know if my liver can handle another Nickelson
  9. Chris nelson plugs gaps better than peter north
  10. 6 points
    It’s over as the burbs will continue to go more blue. Republicans got in bed with the anti-intellectual redneck crowd and had a great 30 year run. Terrible idea for the long game and now the chickens are coming home to roost. The message played well with white people that are now 50+ and being replaced with people that are more diverse, aren’t terrified of minorities, and don’t have the same perverse version of patriotism that the current Texas Republicans espouse. The Texas burbs that are growing quickly will turbo fuck the gerrymandering that was built around them staying red. The state legislature already saw major changes in the last election led by the Dallas burbs. They will also blow the electoral college up on the national level as the state becomes more urbanized. It’s a great time to be a Williamson county democrat. My vote has gone from being virtually worthless to being on the edge of the fight. My state rep is a pro-education democrat. Zork and Swam can watch with horror as the dan patricks and sid Millers no longer have a place in the leadership of Texas. The rest of us will be better off.
  11. I think you missed more than just the sarcasm there, slappy
  12. Major Applewhite had high school talent and did great things in college because he loved the game and worked his ass off to be better than he ever should have been. He must hate a guy blessed with NFL talent who quit on his college team. And he's not wrong.
  13. What Orwell feared were those who would ban books. What Huxley feared was that there would be no reason to ban a book, for there would be no one who wanted to read one. Orwell feared those who would deprive us of information. Huxley feared those who would give us so much that we would be reduced to passivity and egotism. Orwell feared that the truth would be concealed from us. Huxley feared the truth would be drowned in a sea of irrelevance. Orwell feared we would become a captive culture. Huxley feared we would become a trivial culture, preoccupied with some equivalent of the feelies, the orgy porgy, and the centrifugal bumblepuppy. As Huxley remarked in Brave New World Revisited, the civil libertariansand rationalists who are ever on the alert to oppose tyranny "failed to take into account man's almost infinite appetite for distractions." In 1984, Orwell added, people are controlled by inflicting pain. In Brave New World, they are controlled by inflicting pleasure. In short, Orwell feared that our fear will ruin us. Huxley feared that our desire will ruin us.
  14. Citadel @ Alabama Idaho @ Florida umass @ Georgia Liberty @ barn UAB @ aggy (oops) Rice @ LSU Chattanooga (that's a school?) @ Boom ..... HOWEVER .... it appears they are on to us ..... because this year they have several actual league games on Embarassment Saturday: Missouri @ Tennessee klan @ Vandy and i'm not sure what category pig @ klan aggy belongs in.... actual league fixture, or embarassment. for all of our trouble and travails, let us be thankful as we head in to this week of harvest..... that we are not 2-8 / 0-6 pig.
  15. 5 points
    Thank you, old man
  16. Fuck ou and all sooner fans forever.
  17. It goes back to Weis really. Weis went so heavy on JuCos and then we had so much attrition Beaty started with only like 22 scholarship players. Since you can only have a max of 25 a year, it would literally take 4 years with 0 attrition or transfers to get up to speed (3x25 + 10 in 4th). Since Kansas needed players they got creative with blueshirts and grayshirts and getting kids to walkon for 2 years then get scholarships. This worked to a point but now we are losing like 37 seniors and we cannot possibly make up for that, add to the fact that the blueshirts count against next years scholarships and we can only give out 15 this year. Kansas is in a dire situation next year regardless of who they hire. Kansas may be in a dire situation for 3 years due to the scholarships. Even maxed out on scholarships over the next 3 years, they will only have 65 on scholarship. It will take 4 years of with only missing on 5 (attritution or transfers or what not) for us to get back to 85 limit.
  18. He's gonna be a happy man up there.
  19. I want WVU. We already beat the midget. WVU stole a win from us. Time to take it back along with the conference crown.
  20. 4 points
    I'd rather play WVU to get revenge. We already beat OU. Plus, Texas/OU does not belong at Jerry World in December. Fuck that.
  21. 4 points
    what a fucking horrible take. he is nowhere near rece davis. lowell has worked at LHN since it's inception while people like sam ponder, jane slater and emmanuel acho have all moved on to bigger jobs. lowell isn't moving up because lowell sucks.
  22. The better half of the last decade of Texas big 3 men's sports gives men of all ages erectile dysfunction
  23. 4 points
    I’m so happy, smile cry. It’s been a tough season, but making a bowl game is a god deal and I don’t take it for granted considering how horrible we were when I enrolled.
  24. 4 points
    Holy shit we won.
  25. crab and white cheddar jalapeno cornbread
  26. For those actively opposed to engaging with the Twitters, Alec Bryant is saying that he's currently in Norman, OK. Peter Mpagi then makes a highly relevant, though understated, response.
  27. If this were a painting, I would call it the Lamentation of Meyer.
  28. So it goes from God, to Bama, to the Citadel, to the cleaners, right Kent?
  29. He'll fail miserably but great hire
  30. This is what the hunting season is all about. Getting away and spending some time st the hunting camp. Made up a batch of fajitas and the kids roasted up super sized marshmallows. Got here too late this evening to sit in the deer blind but headed out in the morning after ducks.
  31. Chris Simms would’ve handled this better.
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