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Showing content with the highest reputation on 12/01/18 in all areas

  1. So many deficiencies on this team. Can’t rush the passer, punter sucks, offensive line challenges, true sophomore quarterback, slow linebackers, erratic kicker.... But we fight the whole game. We’re tougher than any team we played. And we’ve improved a ton. Proud of them.
  2. 11 points
    That place is a shithole and I’d rather Texas go to a home and home with ousucks if they ever left the cotton bowl. Nothing compares to Texas/ou at the cotton bowl. fuck jerry up his old wrinkled ass for that money gouging shit hole with no atmosphere
  3. It's December 1st, I watched Texas football and cared. Much improved season. Hook'em
  4. My bullshit-ass analysis that no one gives a shit about (in no particular order)... * We kept pegging ourselves with penalties. 13 penalties for128 yards is not championship football. * Ehlinger was hurt and could not be the same dual-threat weapon he was in game 1. * Their midget played like a giant. KM had some huge plays at critical times plus no turnovers like in game 1. * Related to the previous point, our pass rush sucked ass. Unless we blitzed, opening up coverage holes downfield, KM had all day to play 7 on 7 football. Their OL played well, our DL played poorly or both. * They made some smart defensive adjustments. The 3 backers coupled with Sam’s injury made our running game a non-factor and our offense one dimensional. Sure CJ hada monster game, but they limited our O enough to win, so who cares? The blitz for the safety was thing of beauty — a great call at a key moment that killed our chance to come back. * Several of our key players played below their standard, didn’t show up or were otherwise nullified. Lil’Jordan, KrisBoyd, Omenihu and Hager being the most noticeable. Well, Hager probably just kinda sucks... * OU seized the moment in their two offensive drives at the end of the first half and start of the second. They flipped the game, put us in a two-score hole and made it to where we would be playing their kind of fast-break game the rest of the way. The officiating wasn’t great, but complaining about calls is a loser’s security blanket. Bottom line, the better team won today.
  5. 10 points
    Why should OU get home field advantage, though?
  6. 10 points
    Fuck the Q patch, we should be ashamed that we let our sheriffs play army dress up on our dime.
  7. Rush three most downs, cut off OU from most big plays, offense struggles to cut up a bad defense.... "OH MY GOD WHERE ARE THE DL"
  8. Sorry but this kind of thinking just baffles me.
  9. 7 points
    Other than the money, I don't get why Arkansas purposefully gives up a home game every other year when that could actually benefit them against aggy. As it stand, they'll never beat aggy at JerryWorld. And as I said to mdleast, there is nothing special about playing at JerryWorld. Everyone plays there. Hardly anyone plays at the Cotton Bowl and we actually have history with OU there. So why ever leave that beautiful venue where you have, outside of seats behind the pillars, wonderful site lines and even upper level seats aren't bad? That's like the Rose Bowl moving to the new LA NFL stadium when it gets built. Some games don't have to be about luxury suites, party platforms, and the largest Idiocracytron. Sometimes it can just be about football.
  10. Attention inbred fucks from mobilehoma: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY STATE! (that is all...)
  11. Bullshit We are as good or better than OU and Oklahoma will give Bama all they can handle and we can certainly hold our own and even beat Georgia. OP is full of shit.
  12. the fucking alamo bowl? are you some kind of pussy?
  13. I thought punting in their territory twice was a terrible call. 4th and long be damned, we have a shitty punter and netted minimal yards by doing that. We should have gone for it on 4th and 9 down by 3 around their 40.
  14. They didn't "miss" the PI you numbskulls. They ignored it.
  15. One of my favorite things in our politics today is the friendships between the Bush, Clinton, and Obama families.
  16. * This offer not valid in Puerto Rico.
  17. No matter what happens, OU should shut their program down in protest.
  18. Just got back into Austin. Haven't read Surly at all since the game. My take, for what it is worth, after seeing it live: 1.) We lost the line of scrimmage. We couldn't really establish the run, they pressured Sam a fair amount, we had zero pass rush, and while we defended the run well most of the game, we couldn't stop it when we absolutely needed to on their six minute closeout drive. 2.) We are just a dumb fucking team from the top down. It was telling when they showed the Academic All Conference selections from each B12 team on the jerrytron and we had very, very few contributors on the list. I can't even count the stupid/ sloppy mistakes. How many times did we give ourselves 1st and 15? We were constantly out of position and conceding the edge on OU's predictable bubble screens as if we'd never fucking seen one before. 13 games in and our DBs still have no ball skills and therefore draw flags, and no one on the defense understands angles. Hegar and Boyd, who should be senior leaders, both committed mind-numbingly stupid penalties that really hurt us. That we could just whiff on a corner blitz on our own two is equally stunning. Honestly, I was shocked at how generally unprepared this team looked. Add to that the complete dumbfuckery at the end of the first half and this was a really, really bad game for the coaching staff. 3.) The officiating was putrid. It was clear they wanted one team to win. Yes, it went both ways to an extent - the crew was laughably incompetent. And yes, the majority of our penalties were deserved. OU was clearly playing under a different set of rules, though. They were given free reign to do the things we consistently drew flags for. I criticized the coaching staff above but I don't know what a coach is supposed to tell his guys to keep them motivated and believing when it is pretty obviously not a level playing field. I'm not sure Texas played well enough to win if that is removed but that shit definitely wears on you over the course of a game.
  19. Hopefully Kris Boyd.
  20. I'd also like to add we had a shocking lack of aggression considering the opponent we were going up against. Rushing 3 and trying to cover for 8 seconds is a recipe for disaster. The defensive gameplan was puzzling to say the least.
  21. I don't think it's legal for our entire team to wear Oklahoma offensive line jerseys.
  22. 5 points
    High school football playoff games were magnificent at Texas Stadium. Nothing else like it. High school playoff games at Jerryworld = boring.
  23. We knew this would happen as soon as the whistle blew on the Kansas game. We knew the officials would screw us. Nothing we can do, every other conference does this sort of thing to a certain degree. At the end of the day, not being eligible for the playoffs at season's end hurt us. Let's fix that next year.
  24. no, what's behind him? Besides the WR i mean.
  25. force the FG, drive down score the TD, force a 3 and out, score the TD, let them have a long drive kick a FG, milk the clown for the win, drink all the bourbon
  26. Conference Championship Edition and ou still sucks.
  27. Today will be revenge for 2008. They had NO business going to the MNC over us. I still remember Switzer’s shit-eating grin on national tv when they announced the championship game teams. Now it’s our turn to fuck them over, so much so it will be hard for them to get unfucked. And when Tom holds that championship trophy today, he better have a nice, big, shit-eating grin. Fuck ou.
  28. He was a great man, I played golf with him on one occasion and tennis on another. He and Barbara both treated me like family although I was a nobody. I will never forget their kindness. Please set your politics aside and pay your respects to this great American. This is me when I played golf with him, I’m on the far left.
  29. Oh, and this will not stand man, this aggression will not stand
  30. I was going to say Cairo a&m but then remembered that the pyramids are still standing
  31. I didn't agree with a lot of his politics, but he was an honorable man. RIP
  32. I hope your house gets two flat tires on the way home. OUSUCKS
  33. Sam's responsible for that..... Has to see it. Great play call by Thieves.
  34. It’s not self destructing when the refs allow the DBs to tackle receivers while the ball is in the air
  35. IT’S GAMEDAY! Fuck Ou
  36. It's a positive step in the right direction. Those with a say don't have to agree with everything to the letter, but watch closely and throw any fuckers out in '20 who refuse to add constructively to the beginning of this critical reform.
  37. 4 points
    Naoch. Leftover pulled pork, refried beans, cheese, queso, japs. Long night ahead for the wife. Sent from my SM-G930V using Tapatalk
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