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  1. I mean, closetojumping's handle is closetojumping.
  2. Looks like Wiltfong said Washington told the Missouri staff he's signing with Texas Wednesday.
  3. Would be the first for a woman.
  4. We are most likely getting LB Caleb Johnson, OT Hookfin. We lost ATH Powell who will commit to Baylor (legacy). There is some chance we may lose Marcus Washington. Kennedy Lewis is his backup. S Catalon is total unknown. IMO, most likely Arkie. Chances for ATH Bru, RB Sanders or RB Cain are slim. RB glass is the backup. There was secret visitor over the weekend who may or may not be Carrington himself. There are 2shhhs waiting to drop. That sums up about last 20-25 pages.
  5. 11 points
    I mean, maybe.....
  6. What a bunch of whiny fucktards we have on this board.
  7. So I did my first solo acoustic thing last night. Played and sang about 30 tunes at a party for about 75 people. Eye opening experience for sure.
  8. I took Machinator's write-up and added players. Hope this helps.... Hook'em 🤘 Machinator Roster Analysis 12-14-2018 QB - done (Roschon Johnson) RB - desperately need a second guy, preferably someone who can play early. (Derrian Brown) OT - done, assuming Hookfin is in (Tyler Johnson, J.Shepherd) Interior OL - desperately need someone, including a player who can contribute immediately (and preferably at center) (Coker??) TE - done. (Jared Wiley & Brayden Liebrock) Outside WR - Need a second guy, maybe not desperate depending on who returns next season. If Washington flips this becomes desperate. (Marcus Washington) Inside WR - done. ( Jake Smith & Jordan Whittington) DE - done, assuming Warren signs (M. Warren, J.Jones & P. Mpagi) DT - done, based on the way this staff approaches interior DL recruiting and development (T'Vondre Sweat) LB - done, assuming Caleb Johnson is in (Floyd, Gbenda, M.Tillman) Outside corner - done, assuming whatever nonsense Kenyatta Watson Sr. had going on has been resolved (K.Watson, M Caldwell) Nickel - Need, whether or not this is urgent depends on how you feel about someone like Chris Adimora (Catalon hopefully) Field/Boundary Safety - done (Tyler Owens and Chris Adimora) Special teams - need competition at punter, but probably not going to address it with a scholarship this cycle (Whittington & Smith might be Returners)
  9. It’s time Congress investigates the biased news coverage of (checks notes) Saturday Night Live.
  10. Has anyone heard from @satyanash?
  11. "Are you still dumb and rapey?" "uhhhhhhhh"
  12. Maybe I’m just getting old but how could you not want to play for a coach that snorted blow off a stripper’s ass WITH HIS WIFE?
  13. House ain't fucking around.
  14. Possibly or probably recruiting related
  15. No you won’t. None of us will. We’re all fucking masochists here.
  16. Guess this means years of your hilarious Leal transfer jokes.
  17. You'll never take me alive, coppers, ya see?
  18. Dam man. So hemorrhagic? Any recent trauma? History of hypertension? and don’t worry. Even with half a brain you’ll still be more intelligent than the vast majority of posters here.
  19. I am outraged that a recruit I didn’t want at Texas isn’t coming to Texas.
  20. Yeah, the dude just really loves guitars and working on them. I got the feeling if I'd have known anything about music he'd have shot the shit with me for a few hours in his living room. Instead, this is actual footage of our conversation-
  21. Living on a planet with a surface temp of 800 degrees to own the libs.
  22. They just transferred me to a different floor. The new nurse literally wanted to do a wipe or wash first thing. Literallye of the first thing she said to me was take your pants off
  23. 5 points
    This was Statham at his best, before they turned him into the action hero. He is so much better in this and LS&TSB.
  24. Is this like this every year? Where the closer we get to signing day the recruiting thread is over taken by, what’s the technical term.....Fucking retards?
  25. My brother, standing in the exit on the west side 50 yard line, got so excited he started slapping the back of the guy in front of him. The fellow turned around and said “get off me”. At the same time two Secret Service agents grabbed my brother and dragged him away from Lyndon B. Johnson.
  26. The secret visitor is actually Bru McCoy on Trey Sanders' shoulders but they're both wearing a trenchcoat so they just look like one really tall recruit.
  27. Get well and get home for Christmas, BV.
  28. I saw a movie one time where this dude was in a hospital (they didn't say what for but I guess it could've been a stroke). Anyway, these two really hot nurses come in to give him a sponge bath. Well, one thing lead to another and the dude ends up banging both the chicks. One of them had really big tits. Maybe something like this can happen to you. If not, get better and get the hell out of there.
  29. You don't get credit for not starting WWIII if you preemptively surrender to the enemy.
  30. Some people have so much talent at their chosen profession that the establishment can't even accept them for it. VY was one of them. He is the reason why I don't follow the NFL anymore and will never take it seriously as an organization. At least not until a complete overhaul of ownership happens, and that won't be any time in the foreseeable future. Fisher was one huge nail in the coffin in what amounts to the murder of a great player's pro career, but all of you who doubted and who sided with the NFL over Vince are also to blame. We witnessed the deliberate destruction of what should've been a great pro career to go along with a college career for the history books and many of you stood complacent right up to the point Fisher brought a pro Rams team back to his Southern Cal homeland and was exposed as an utter fraud of 20 years.
  31. Yet. He hasn't started WW3 yet.
  32. My set up story- I know jack shit about guitars, all I know is celery recommended that Les Paul SL and you guys all said no matter what else you do, you need to get it set up. I get the guitar and start calling around to the guitar centers, and other shops trying to schedule something when I see a story about the estate of Prince threatening to sue the original maker of the cloud guitar from Purple Rain. The guy was making these guitars out of a shop in his home in Bloomington, MN and selling them for 8,000 per. Prince's folks thought they owned the design rights while he obviously disagreed since he made the first one. Since I live in Bloomington, I called him figuring he'd laugh at me asking him to set up a low end guitar, but he just says "sure, bring it by the house and I'll take a look at it." So that's how someone who knows nothing about guitars ended up getting a $120 guitar set up by a world class luthier that designed an iconic piece of music history and also did work for the Stones, Who, Def Lepperd and Stray Cats among others. I picked it up today and the guy kept saying how he was stunned about what a good guitar it was and couldn't believe someone could make that quality at that price. He said that other than the pickups (which were good but not great) a world class guitarist could pick it up and be happy playing it. Moral of the story- trust celery when he recs a guitar and only get your set ups from the best.
  33. It’s not “whataboutism” if the very same politician is being criticized for an opposite opinion he held in the 90s. “Whataboutism” is like saying “You think Trump is corrupt? What about so and so from your political party?!” AOC is pointing out sheer partisan hypocrisy from the same person. That’s just Lindsay Graham getting called out on his bullshit. I feel like I wouldn’t have to explain this if I believed Trump supporters actually graduated college, but here we are.
  34. If aggy asks about your ring, tell them it's an aggy ring. When they start whooping and asking what year, tell them, "Oh I didn't go there. I picked it up at a pawn shop for $27. Or was it $25? Well, somewhere around 27-25."
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