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  1. Neonmoon

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Showing content with the highest reputation on 12/30/18 in all areas

  1. 11 points
    Almost as humorous as evangelicals supporting a child molester from behind their bibles Or an adulter decrying his investigators for an affair Or calling someone low energy behind a golf cart parked on the green Glad you can find humor in simplified irony and hypocrisy. You've hit the mother load.
  2. And you know what? I'll take a couple years of threatening the Big XII title while we reload for national relevance. Y'all acting like we haven't spent a decade sucking in the worst kind of way.
  3. Mizzou signee per Steve Wiltfong Texas signee Marcus Washington showing out at UA Practices per Gerry "Porn Hub" Hamilton.
  4. Real question is whether Bru follows Kingsbury to Houston.
  5. lol big fucking deal, fuck kyler murray and fuck you
  6. Some bring donuts. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  7. laying out the goods for my take on the Big Night Timpano 3 lbs ziti, 6 sheets of pasta, homemade pork and beef meatballs, 4 kinds of salami cubed, cubed sharp provolone, a dozen hard boiled eggs, all-day ragu made with country pork ribs, beef stew meat, and sweet italian sausage, lots of pecorino romano, mozzarella balls, and the timpani drum prepping the timpani filled with all the stuff out of the oven money
  8. Haven’t had the full lineup together in a while...
  9. How about we stop making it easy for these cunts to sneak into the playoffs every year? Had we put our foot on their throat in October, tonight would've been less an issue...maybe.
  10. Being an OU cheerleader can be very stressful.
  11. Bullshit, I'm not scrolling through 261 pages of you downplaying Russian interference and attacking US Intel agencies to find it, but you absolutely posted that he was fooled among your many anti-Comey fake both sides screeds. You are every bit as intellectually dishonest as TahoeHorn, you are just funnier and much smarter, so people have been far slower to recognize it.
  12. 6 points
    best tweet I saw - Chris Sims up next
  13. 5 points
    Going ahead and making the gumbo for NYE today. Very happy about this start.
  14. Christians are now the Romans. They've jumped the shark. Seriously, it's sad but the most bigoted people I meet tend to be regular church goers.
  15. Probably wants in on that sweet coug high job
  16. 5 points
    Jake Fromm seems like a primadona bitch.
  17. God between Mayfield’s immaturity and murray’s Bitchassesness has any team has back to back QBs at such a high level of douche?
  18. 5 points
    Yeah, you sure can't run the ball like Tebow in the SEC.
  19. Kyler skipping the press conference is the biggest pussy move. Little baby throws a tantrum.
  20. I know what you're saying, but OU didn't come out cold... they got punched in the fucking mouth. This game was NOT a case of OU beating themselves. Yes brown had some drops but I don't specifically remember any other real gaffs.
  21. Aggys uni for Taxslayer National Championship Game.
  22. Did you watch Hager this year? He wasn't very good and that's being generous. Who knows if "we'll be better" but Hager isn't a big loss. He was bad this year and we would have been better off with Bimage getting more reps.
  23. Stop. Your thread title and subsequent post don’t even agree. Furthermore, you end with the assertion that you can’t compare teams across eras, and suggest even so that it would be an interesting game. And then you wonder why no one adds anything? You didn’t add a damn thing or even take a position in your own post.
  24. Do you honestly think we're the low IQ ones? Seriously? You aggy cult dickslaps are the ones that have put this toddler in power. YOU. You support this person, then try to act reasonable. G T F O
  25. Aggy crowing tonight is ridiculous.. saw this quote on Texags in regards to Tua's performance tonight: ummmm. Alabama against OU tonight : 45 points, Tue : 24-27, 318 yards, 4 TDs, Alabama against A&M in October : 45 points, Tua : 22-30, 387 yards, 4 TDs, 1 rushing TD Aggy has zero self awareness.
  26. Hamm would push his wife into traffic for info from Jimbo, if he had one.
  27. As a hispanic guy that grew up in the valley I guess I should try to weigh in: Hispanics are simply too diverse a group to try and "appeal to" or compartmentalize. Getting to the "soul" of latino voters is as hard as getting to the soul of "white" voters. How can you do that with so many different people. I think I have a lot in common with other Mexican-Americans who are from Texas. I don't feel much of a connection with Mexican-Americans from California, or any other state. I have as much in common with a Dominican or Puerto Rican New Yorker as you do. A recently arrived immigrant from Mexico or another latin country has some wildly different interests and concerns from a hispanic person that was raised here. Most hispanic-americans just see themselves as americans first and hispanics second. They're no monolith at all. I'm proud of my heritage but I definitely view myself as an american over anything else. Side note: I learned about the term "minority" when I was a freshman in high school. 1 white teacher telling a classroom of 30 hispanic kids that we were minorities. I've always hated that term. If you want to look at it purely as a racial numbers thing, how am I a minority when every city I've lived in has been majority hispanic? If you look at it from a whole nationwide perspective, why can't I expand that globally and call you a minority for being white? And if I identify as an american first, how can I be considered a minority in the United States? /rant
  28. Little Rojo broke his arm last week, and we thought his season was done. He took it upon himself to learn to shoot lefty, practiced for two days, then went out and hammered this guy.
  29. eating some deer that i shot this morning
  30. No one believes you, fuckface. He's as funny as you're well thought of around here. And yeah, Trump's birther shit is a large part of the reason why the Obamas need extra security. Pelosi needs to push through another spending bill, have him veto it and then get the House on record as voting to override his veto. All the feckless Republican pussies can attach their name to their cowardice.
  31. There was a profile shot where you could see the outline of an access panel
  32. 4 points
    in something other than sports?
  33. If you're not taking the advice of the man who wrote "Hey, we want some pussy!" then I'm not sure you can be taken seriously as a university administration
  34. Get that news via Western Union?
  35. 4 points
    Nick’s in the SEC West. The East has teams like South Carolina and Vanderbilt.
  36. I’ve mentioned it before, but Kenyon Green’s dad tried to auction him off to the highest bidding All Star game, which is a new low in recruiting. He has a fucking pimp limp and cane. It’s easy to believe that Green was bought. The biggest indicator of pure cheating was the Dylan Wright recruitment. Hands down.
  37. Had to end the year with a bang this morning.
  38. Oscar Giles isn't good enough to win difficult recruiting battles for elite national DL prospects.
  39. Honestly if they don't piss down their leg in the 1st quarter it may have been a competitive game. The ghost of big game bob haunts.
  40. GRHorn is obviously very aware that alcoholoco is a troll, but it makes him feel good to finally win an argument here. Who knows, he might have two browser windows open "arguing" against himself. If so, well done. If not, STFU both of you. Jesus Christ. So obnoxious.
  41. Lol, no. Vince is and always will be on another level. That usc team is better than this Bama team
  42. 4 points
    Army is 11-2 this year. They dropped the first game of the year to a Duke and then took Oklahoma to overtimein Norman. Don’t be a dipshit. Firing a coach after only two years is a clown show and UH deserves every bit of criticism they have coming.
  43. Prime filet and some quality time with the pups tonight Cheers guys
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