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Showing content with the highest reputation on 02/07/19 in all areas

  1. Well, we all have our roles to play, Sydney. You're sort of the insufferable cocksucker, Machinator is the bot, texifornia is the Rick Moranis of Surly, Longhorn94 is going to pull the bookshelf on top of himself repeatedly, sarvanaash is going to publicly squat to pee on command, fatkid54 is the racist, Fud is the recruiting nerd straight man, and I'm sort of this jovial, benevolent, happy-go-lucky avuncular character who just wants everyone to get along, be happy, and trust the coaches.
  2. 13 points
    Not an American flag pin among them.
  3. This morning's update:
  4. You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a Katfid.
  5. 11 points
    This makes me like them even more. I’m so tired of that fucking jingoistic bullshit that we have to have a flag everywhere.
  6. You son of a bitch.
  7. E.J. HOLLAND: BEHIND-THE-SCENES LOOK AT 2019 TEXAS RECRUITING
  8. 9 points
    I hope he throws for 4,000 yards and they win their conference and a great bowl game.
  9. Take this shit somewhere else, dumbfuck.
  10. Speaking of Figurelli, he got hired at my buddy’s company using his new persona. Highly sought after gig I’d imagine. He lasted only a few weeks after he had acted so strangely and lied about so many random things that people in the company started to look into him. They found out about his name change, followed the internet bread crumbs, and canned him immediately. Dumbass legitimately seems to possess some necessary intelligence and works hard, and his radical aggyness has ruined his professional life and general reputation. Some lies I remember were about his grades in grad school and the time in which he ran marathons. There was a frequent marathon runner around when he was bragging about his times and knew they were like Olympian level and the suspicion grew from there.
  11. This fucking low life not only insinuated Obama killed a man, he flat out repeatedly said he was the FOUNDER of a world wide terrorist organization..... and all the Trumpkins stood up and said YEAH THAT'S RIGHT!!!! They have never apologized or corrected themselves or admitted by any standard that they flat out made all this shit up. That is one of the many reasons that anyone that is a Trump supporter can go fuck themselves. And any discussion or argument you that is pro Trump is a non starter. I won't listen to it
  12. He's a disingenuous liar more than an idiot.
  13. fuck that both sides shit too. if someone in congress or the WH has a skeleton in their closet, expose that shit and lets get them out. wtf is wrong with you? the answer to corruption isnt everyone's doing it Dad so its ok! - its fuck that son, everyone that's doing it is going to jail so lets find ones that arent corrupt.
  14. Your humor is revolutionary.
  15. Still waiting, by the way.
  16. You really ought to be more respectful. They're your parents, after all.
  17. What is he saying about Hezbollah's presence? He's saying it's a threat to our national security (like the Muslims in the caravan). Both of those are jokes. Hezbollah activity in Venezuela is an irrelevance and it's a cynical exploitation of bigotry on the administration's part. That's why you see the ridicule.
  18. they are pretty Boss
  19. I'm sure the usual misogynists on here will claim she's being stupid and has no idea how government works.
  20. Wait. They were married?
  21. Amazon package theft is a bigger deal than I’d realized.
  22. I’ve always been a fan of Colin Powell. /Katfid
  23. Instead of firing off cryptic one liners and answering questions with questions, why don't you show some support for your suggestion that they are still behind Maduro, or whatever you meant.
  24. What, you've never heard of a.........funny car?
  25. Welp, I pulled the trigger yesterday. These pictures are shit, but this watch is a stunner. I had an isofrane on my SKX and didn't fully appreciate how much larger that made the watch wear. This feels very comfortable and doesn't seem to wear as big as the 007. The guy from WUS was very nice and knowledgeable about everything on this watch and just watches in general. Totally painless process that allowed me to purchase much more watch than if I'd been buying new. Thanks for all of the advice and thoughts. https://imgur.com/Gn2ZZPf https://imgur.com/4CUQ6G1
  26. i agree with this, but i think this underlines where we are as a country. there are a few rabid leftists on this board who think that the democratic party needs to stop being nice and play the game. there is a reason franken resigned and trump is president. it's because the democrats have at least the appearance of a moral compass. the republicans have gone full reptile, and give zero fucks. because they want to own the libs so hard. it has worked in the short term. i do not think it will work in the long term, and i support the democratic party's way of going about their business.
  27. The first step for a well run and more efficient country might be to stop voting for the R party which intentionally defunds, destabilizes, and intentionally sabotages every government agency and then turns around to their voters and proudly proclaims, "See everyone, government doesn't work!"
  28. Let me run the 247 numbers here: - Texas finished 3rd with 287.02 points. Aggy finished 4th 285.46 points. - Texas signed three less players than Aggy. - Texas' composite point average is 91.84. Aggy is 90.8. - Both schools signed two 5 star 247 composite players. Texas signed 15 4 stars. Texas signed 4 less three stars. - Texas is prevented from adding a third 5 star because ESPN passes the buck and doesn't evaluate or rank Tyler Owens. Owens is ranked as a 5 star by 247. - Aggy raises hell about Texas getting credit for Bru McCoy, despite the fact Bru is enrolled in school and with the team. - Aggy is given credit for two 4 stars Mowry and Ellison despite the fact they won't qualify and will not with the team in 2019. - Aggy raises hell about Texas recruits receiving rating bumps despite their recruits receiving higher rating bumps. - Aggy bullies, doxes, spams, and harasses Barton Simmons into keeping Kenyon Green as offensive tackle. This prevents from Green from dropping out of his 5 star status because offensive guards typically aren't given a 5th star. So yeah, it was close, it shouldn't have been that close given Mowry and Ellison's academic situations. Regardless our bottom 15 signees are much, much better than theirs. I think it'll be more of the same at Aggy. A few super stars that leave early for the NFL after yet another 8-4 season, quality depth problems at every position, and gaping holes on their roster. Signing one corner in three cycles is pretty bad, not Taggart bad, but pretty bad.
  29. nah, he was looking for Gideon's Bible.
  30. Aggy coaches spent the entire year telling recruits that Texas was all hype and that they would have a top 2 class while we had few commits. We then finish ranked in the top 10 beating two top 5 teams. We follow that up with picking up elite national players and finish again with a top 3 class. Glad the coaches are celebrating this. Fuck aggy. Those guys have always been all talk. They're a fucking mid tier program that has never won shit. They will always continue to be shit. Jimbo is going to run that program to the ground just like he did at FSU.
  31. Matt Gaetz needs a good ass kicking.
  32. Right-wingers lying about AOC not clapping for the little girl. Right-wingers lying about AOC calling for a living wage for those "unwilling" to work. It's almost like... they're lying liars who lie.
  33. You, like totally, missed the part about where we should give everyone great jobs that pay great amounts of money, and kill all the farting cows. And if they're unwilling to work, give them a livable wage anyway. They have to have enough money to ride the electric powered bullet train to Europe, after all.
  34. This. The overton window needs to be pushed pretty far back the other way and "let's talk about possibly thinking about analyzing the possibility of 12 new types of tax-exempt accounts for childcare expenses" (ahem Klobuchar) isn't going to do it. Paul Ryan wasn't one bit more "serious" with any of his policy proposals, and he was hailed as a genius policy wonk.
  35. How is the bottom of the ladle clean when he dumps the shit on the pasta? I think they staged that by pouring the shit into the ladle, rather than scooping the shit out with the ladle. We've been lied to!
  36. this kind of reminds me of the time I worked a concession stand for the TEXAS ou game back in the '70's. we were all 9th-12th graders (I was 9th) and pretty much on our own. so we're cooking up burgers and dogs pre-game to get ahead and I burn the hell out of a burger. not wanting to waste it, I tell everyone, "this is a charco-burger, only give it to a fucking okie". so a buddy takes a frozen patty and creates the frosto-burger, also placed in the "okie only" section of food. my next creation was a half-o-burger, half burger, half weiner. there were several other creative inventions. the recipient of the half-o-burger came back and told us what he'd gotten. I apologized and he said no, I actually came back to get another one, it was great. never heard from the charco-burger eater. but the frosto-burger okie was pissed. came back demanding a cooked burger. so one of my buddies (I swear it wasn't me) took control. told the gooner he'd fix him right up. went back and made the dude two snot-o-burger's and apologized profusely for the frozen one. and Texas kicked the shit out of okie.
  37. The Heritage Foundation published an index of "Economic Freedom" -- you know, the type of thing rah-rah capitalist types should LOVE. The US comes in at 12th place on the list. Countries with greater economic freedom? Here they are. And note something interesting. All of them -- these countries with MORE economic freedom than the US, per those pinko commies at the Heritage Foundation -- (except for the odd duck Mauritius).....have universal healthcare. The "hell" that you're describing? That hell looks like the most economically successful and vibrant places on earth. And when you expand the list to include entities close to us in economic freedom, the disparity becomes even more apparent. Literally every western democracy has universal healthcare. You morons keep saying that having it will lead to hell on earth......utterly ignoring the fact that it works in country, after country, after country. Many of them with more economic freedom than our own. You are standing on the moon, looking down at the spinning round earth, and shouting that the world is flat. You just look silly at this point.
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