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Showing content with the highest reputation on 03/03/19 in Posts

  1. That score sheet is the size of an index card, fwiw.
  2. 13 points
    LSU fan here, congrats on the sweep you guys. You all were the better coached/more motivated team this weekend and deserved to win. We have a lot of work to do. Also your baseball stadium is awesome, I had a great time in there
  3. He could of proofed it a little better *HAVE. Could HAVE proofed it a little better.
  4. 10 points
    "Doesn't have a twitter." I like him already.
  5. I didn't mean to come off like we weren't dominated; you guys beat us at every aspect of the game this weekend. Best of luck the rest of the way too. Hope to play you all again sometime
  6. we need you to go on and write a diatribe about how you got lost trying to find the stadium (forget for a second it's right next to the highway) and that you were personally escorted by multiple groups of UT fans to the stadium, and how you were treated better in Austin then in any other road venue for any sport any time in the history of forever. yeah, we need you to ahead and do that. thanks.
  7. Not exactly cooking, but took advantage of the cool weather to make about 35lbs of venison sausage today. Wasn’t sure whether to put it here or in the hunting thread.
  8. Hook 'em!!! (He doesn't have a Twitter, so this is the best confirmation y'all are getting) First-team All-ACC last year. https://247sports.com/Player/Parker-Braun-78619/
  9. Been craving Bolognese since @Landomatic and @Anastasis made their fine contributions. Never made it before and was very pleased with the results. Dutch oven bread made a very nice side.
  10. I was unsure about Card as a prospect but after watching this, holy shit. Man was I wrong.
  11. Where? This video is absolute shit, her hair is ugly, and back that god damned camera up. You're pretty, lady, but have some production value beyond me being left to count the texture bumps on your apartment's closet wall. I know you guys are unused to having women and/or people of color even attempt to argue your side, but 1:30 in her argument is that "no one on the left" criticizes AOC "because... vagina". She doesn't make any attempt to back any of that up. At all. The left absolutely has criticized AOC, most notably when Ilhan Omar was being dragged for rightly calling out pro-Israel lobbies and AOC was first silent then, after Omar was beaten into submission by the horrid vampires, said she was proud of Omar for apologizing and "learning" (uuuuggggggggggghhhhhhhhh). And as for the second part, do you idiots really think "the left" won't criticize women because they're women? Do you even fuckin' Bernie Bro? We've got dames and broads coming out of our ears, you idiot fascists, we're not impressed by melanin or vaginas. We're lousy with skirts over here. Take a few off our hands, please! Problem is, they're too fucking smart to hang out with you because you're dumb and gross. And the ones that do hang out with you are either morons or obviously grifting you. Or, in the case of this reject, both. It is repellent how vacant and stupid the right-wing of America is and what they trot out as leaders and mouthpieces.
  12. I love these two wins because I love the Horns, and, having played against those fucking savages in conference, I fucking despise LSU. I loved Clemens’ twitter comment saying that it’s not over yet. Fuck winning the series, sweep them. Don’t settle for two when you can have three. I hate when people think that winning two is good enough for government work, and that just because the series is locked, means that the last game, the team you’ve beaten twice can come out and beat you 18-0 in game three, but it’s “okay because we won the series”. Fuck that. Don’t take your foot off of their fucking necks. Pitchers; hit your spots. Batters; make them throw you yours. Don’t give in just because the series is already “won”, that’s too commonplace now with players, fans, etc, and it makes me sick. That said, piss on LSU tomorrow. Fucking destroy them.
  13. Texas sweeps # 1 LSU in baseball and we get a commitment from an experienced first team All-ACC guard. Damn, I need a beer.
  14. aggy isn’t even sec good. they’re just in the sec.
  15. Best part of this weekend’s LHN crew is all three could speak to the game’s situational nuances without incessant chatter and interruptions from Galindo. Win-Win-Win ...
  16. Dutiful evangelicals should contemplate Trump's suffering over the course of this Lenten season. Walk with Trump. Feel his persecution by very bad and corrupt people. Then on Ass Wednesday, smear feces on your forehead that the world may know you follow Lord Shithead.
  17. Okay. Cool. Hook em'.
  18. https://247sports.com/college/pittsburgh/LongFormArticle/Pat-Narduzzi-ACC-Week-4-Teleconference-North-Carolina-122175079/#122175079_1
  19. A male who was born after him.
  20. Card looks as thick or ticker (thicc-er?) than Haynes King, who folks have become kind of enamored with as a potential "replacement" or QB2. Plus Card has an inch or two on him and better mobility. I dont get what the fuss is about.
  21. Because he only got to second base
  22. @HenryJames @bad_teammate Just so y'all know, there was an update to that comic by Bors.
  23. Exactly. Not one country is a threat to the United States. None. But we feel the need to dictate the entire world. These troops are used like pawns in a big game. Then when they return, no one gives a shit about them except all the fake patriotism. We spend un godly amounts on the military. Think if we poured that money into resources that actually matter i.e. education, infrastructure, healthcare. And no, I don't feel the need to stand up and worship whatever random military guy you have at these sporting events. I don't care about them. Play the fucking game. The national anthem should only be played on opening days and championship games. Not every single sporting event created. Also, get rid of God Bless America. But the powers in place have brainwashed so many into worshiping the military so all these people justify the spending on the military. "Hurrr durrr these troops are fighting for your freedom". No they aren't. They are over there to gain control on resources the US govt wants. They are not protecting me from shit.
  24. The performances of Longhorns in this combine are an illustration of our recent struggles. We have had an offense that produced almost zero in the way of big plays....a major reason for this is that our best offensive player was slow. Our defense had to blitz almost every play to get pressure, and that’s because our beatbox DL was pretty slow as well. The fact is, these numbers aren’t a sure fire indicator of future stardom, as much as they are a confirmation to what the film shows. Brighter days are ahead as Herman has brought in much better athletes in these last few classes.
  25. Todd said something about Cohen trying to buy the pee pee tape and, based on that process, determining the tape did not exist. Which indicates that, whether or not a tape exists, the pee pee event happened. Why would Trump’s fixer spend time trying to destroy evidence of something Trump did if Trump never actually did it?
  26. There is literally nothing he will not molest.
  27. Lhorn, here are a couple of shots from that toy medium format camera. These are cropped. I have one more roll of 120 in the fridge that maybe I will shoot this year. Here are a few from my recent trip to New Mexico... [/url
  28. 6th?!?! How many times are we going to offer the guy?
  29. I made pasta today. Finished dish will be done tomorrow but I thought I’d share the pasta making. i need to work on my lasagna cutting skills. They’re uneven. Lasagna Bolognese tomorrow with bechemel sauce.
  30. “Dwight Mac” aggys have to dork up every GD nickname
  31. He's sounds like Borat. "Great success!" "Very nice!" Actually, I will vote for Borat if he runs against Trump.
  32. chicken with pancetta and olives lay skin-on chicken in pan (i used 3 leg quarters, but you could use any pieces you want) and drizzle with olive oil and then rub oil all over skin sprinkle with sea salt (not too much because the pancetta and olives are both salty), black and white pepper, red pepper flakes, and chopped fresh thyme and rosemary add 3-4 whole peeled shallots and 20 or so garlic cloves throughout pan top chicken with chopped pancetta - i think it would be good with pieces sliced the thickness of thick cut bacon, but i only had the super thin sliced pancetta that comes in the package in the deli section, and it was fine - i layered and folded them and then chopped them in order to get thicker chunks cook in oven at 425 for 20-30 minutes as it starts to brown pull pan out and add a cup + of dry white wine cook 10 more minutes pull pan out and add 20 or so olives (use the ones that come in oil rather than the liquid brine if you can) and sliced preserved lemon rinds (I have a big jar of those in my fridge, but i think you could just use regular lemon rind, or omit it if you don't have it) cook 30 minutes or so more until chicken is golden brown and cooked to internal temp the garlic, olives, shallots, lemon and herbs cook down with the white wine into an amazing sauce - next time i will serve with crusty bread to sop that up
  33. Jim Jordan on Meet the Press just now was pushing the deep state narrative and refusing to answer actual questions. These people are traitors.
  34. too much military worship in our society when there really is no threat, main due to geography. Get rid of the pregame NFL parade of soldiers, excessive flags, even the national anthem. Get rid of all of it. I really don't give a damn about those overrated people, who are a huge drain on our taxes and end up doing much more harm than good. We've been brainwashed our entire lives and it's time to overcome for the greater good.
  35. It’s not classless....hell we all laughed last year when the OU lineman got called out for his miserable combine performance. LJ made a mistake in leaving, and his 1st job interview didn’t go well. Facts are facts
  36. Based on the amount of bitching about Hugo by far right posters, trolls and sock accounts, I'd say he's doing a good job derailing the Right Wing Bullshit Machine. Based on Hugo's 5,601 rep points, I'd say those bitching represent a very loud, but tiny part of the Politics board readers. I do find it ironic that y'all complain so much about Hugo posting content and post so little non-bullshit content of your own. Quit attacking the messenger and contribute something worthwhile.
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