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  1. SquishMitten

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  2. Hugo Stiglitz

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Showing content with the highest reputation on 03/17/19 in all areas

  1. If only there was some deranged R that said stupid shit on twitter everyday. Like someone who matters even more than Kathy Griffin...I’m drawing a blank, but there’s gotta be at least one
  2. Another Texas pick from national mod Bud Elliot. This one for Evans.
  3. 12 points
    That is tough to accomplish in four years, but I wouldn't put it past Shaka.
  4. No he means he's amazed that you're such a fucking idiot. What's the difference? The Muslim side is a huge menacing photo of a young adult who is standing defiantly with a smirk on his face and looks like he's thinking about raping some kids. The other guy's photo is a sweet baby picture with his dad. The headline on the left dehumanizes the Muslim. The headline on the right frames the other guy as a sweet angelic child who took a wrong turn somewhere. The fonts and boldness are even different. I've probably been on these boards longer than you and have never posted anything other than travel stuff and questions on the occasional can you help me with this board. Your years and years worth of moronic shit posts finally drew me out. Also I've been wanting to ask forever. Do you really think the 99% of posters who think you're a fucking dumbass are wrong and you're right? You really think "none of the hundreds who have called me a complete idiot know what they're taking about. I'm right and all of them are wrong." If so holy shit that's crazy #1 to be so confident and #2 to be so wrong.
  5. Give us a break with the kumbaya bullshit, Hugo. Switch out "red hat" with swastika armband, and change the year to 1939...are you still defending this shit bird? The number of people, "without a hateful bone" in their body who wear MAGA hats in 2019 is ZERO.
  6. 7 points
    If Warren doesn’t make it, I hope the front runners shamelessly rip off her policy ideas.
  7. I was fond of a few scenes in that movie. Slightly NSFW:
  8. I'm disappointed. I thought this thread was going to be about circumstantial evidence.
  9. No. No it doesn’t. I feel sorry for you.
  10. After reading this, I got curious about how many languages Buttigieg speaks. Apparently, it's 7 conversationally, which is 7 more than our current president.
  11. So Jimbo's preferred type of qb is an accurate passer who can scramble when needed? Think of how many super bowls a guy like Vince Lombardi could have won if he had access to Jimbo's coaching acumen. This is the type of insight that could change the game forever.
  12. 6 points
    Just returned from the memorial service for my sister in law and reception at the country club. It was a wonderful celebration of the life lived by her and the friends who gathered afterward were all sharing stories of times shared with her which warmed our hearts. Grateful that I woke up with the same sobriety date I went to bed with and was present to embrace, support, and be a part of this wonderful day. Heaven is a little brighter this day with her addition and we draw the family circle a little tighter in her absence. Going to a meeting later this evening to meet my newest sponsee. God is good.
  13. Two more balls and your aunt becomes your uncle.
  14. 5 points
    I'll preface this comment with the acknowledgement that UT is much more of a "baseball school" than a "basketball school" . . . but did y'all see the attendance #'s for Disch-Falk this weekend? We topped our record for attendance at a home 3-game series. I don't think too many of those in attendance are convinced we are going to breeze into Omaha and blow everyone out. That said, it's pretty clear UT fans will turn out for sports other than football if we just field a tough team with better than average D1 talent that isn't coached by a FUCKING MORON. Pardon my French.
  15. 5 points
    Like it matters to you. You’ll ultimately deem whoever wins the primary as “just too derned socialist,” and stick with Trump, your ride or die. You’re fooling nobody.
  16. [Perusing social media posts of a middle aged woman who does celebrity gossip comedy] "Got 'em! I will now share my incriminating findings with others to display how they've been irreversibly owned"
  17. So a D celebrity's opinion on Twitter has you contemplating things, but the President you voted for can cast aspersions to a dead Republican Senator who served his country with honor and that's not enough to get you to take stock in what Twitter is worth? Fuck off.
  18. Congrats on that 2 seed, Shaka!
  19. Do you have turrets? Hand times are all over the place. You can’t just add .22 to any hand time and get right time. Also, they run laser times for testing, but not for the fastest man race, so everyone will have laser timed 40s posted in like a week to the opening regionals site. It does seem like guys were running unusually fast times today. But I think the real takeaway is for you to chill the fuck out about times. None of them will be exact. Theyre only good for thinking of a range of a guy’s speed.
  20. Fire Shaka....somebody had to say it here.
  21. Looking forward to Johnny's wife taking the record for the Memphis marathon.
  22. Should bring Mookie with him...but I doubt it. Once you see Champaign, IL it’s hard to beat
  23. What's the point of having an emoluments clause, a federal election law against foreign interference in elections, or any others if a sitting president is above them?
  24. A good way to confirm your mental stability is to angrily yell at Hee Haw reruns. To save time, you can buy the DVD box set and yell at every episode at the same time. Life hacks!
  25. Fuck off. And when you go somewhere else fuck off there too. You gutless chickenshit
  26. I lodged my member in your mom last night.
  27. They grow up in a hurry. 3 month old Walter watching some golf.
  28. I wonder how long it would take Alabama to contact George if Evans committed to us. My guess is a lifetime.
  29. Serious question. When that fat fuck finally keels over with a McDonald’s double cheeseburger in his mouth, how are they gonna prevent all the pissing on his grave site that is frankly inevitable?
  30. Christianity teaches all of those same things you fucking dolt.
  31. His measurables are awful but he also has nothing else to prove. 2 straight years of 20&10. I think it’s 50/50 if he stays or goes. He might stay because his brother is here but oddly, if he goes his brother might get more playing time. This team has a bunch of 3-4 year guys on it and the only one who isn’t a 3-4 year guy is suspended for 2 by the ncaa. Media seems to think we return the entire team next year. Good win clones. KU has some absolutely bewildering performances and this is one of them. I didn’t think Doke was going to play as big of a role as he did because I thought he’s be neutered by teams fouling him. But the numbers after he went down were awful with us going from 17-1 to a 10-7 finish. When you have such a head of steam going for so long it sucks to have to throw away an entire year... goos season for the big12. Congrats tech. Fuck KSU. Congrats clones. Hopefully we can get a few teams out of the first weekend.
  32. This D was good at filling all your mom's holes last night.
  33. Slorch is the Eric Trump of Surly.
  34. Memphis is about to be known as the place where TWO drug addicts died while taking a shit.
  35. Sounds like something Jesus would say.
  36. Hey Hugo, some of us don't have the luxury of being able to examine or engage in why someone is wearing a "red hat," because we don't know whether or not that person is going to assault us, verbally or physically. Your moderated concern is duly noted, though.
  37. If they're supporting Dotard at this point, after everything he's undone and passed, they're assholes.
  38. I won this Henry Golden Boy .45-70 on a $20 raffle ticket at a CCA banquet a few weeks ago.
  39. my divorced neighbor from New Jersey told me I had a lodge member.
  40. I am now... Hook’em!
  41. Carryover chops from the bourbon thread:
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