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Showing content with the highest reputation on 03/25/19 in Posts

  1. 20 points
    Welp, yesterday was 1,250 days sober for me. Today is 1,251. I don't talk about it much because it's a bit of a cliche and generally frowned upon (relationships in early sobriety), but I fell in love with a girl in rehab, gave her a ride back to Austin, started dating her pretty soon afterwards. She moved in after I bought a house at the end of 2016, and this was last night my faithful companion who has never given me grief about how bad I used to be, or how I still sometimes make him do shit like this. didn't bark during the ceremony or anything 😂 my sister's husband pulled me aside after the ceremony. I stayed with them for awhile when I was fresh out and in early recovery. He pulled up the notes he took when he sat me down three and a half years ago to ask me what my goals were - where I wanted to be in a few years. A place of my own, promotion at work, in a solid relationship, having purpose in life. Today's reading comes from page 83-84 of the book -
  2. Immortal is taking a 2 week vacation in case anyone is wondering.
  3. I'll help you wrap it up. 1. Candidate Trump is an assclown who will embarrass the USA and damage the USA's standing in the world. 2. Russia and Putin want the USA knocked down a notch on the world stage. 3. Russia works to get Trump elected. 4. President Trump embarrasses the USA, damages longstanding alliances, weakens the US' position in the world, and even allows Russia to gain a foothold in the Western Hemisphere. 5. All this can and likely did happen without Trump himself colluding with the Russians. Their goals align. 5. Russians will absolutely try to do it again in 2020, and that's where it will get murkier. Now President Trump, who knows it is happening, is in a position of power where he can limit Russian influence, but will he? So now we are going to get to the intentional blind eye phase of this if we aren't already there. Trump has something that he wants. Is he going to try to stop a nefarious actor from delivering it to him? What Trumpists really need to ask themselves is why they support an administration that wishes to weaken American influence and reputation for personal gain.
  4. It's the damnedest thing. She falls down a well and her eyes go crossed. She gets kicked by a mule and they go back normal. I don't know.
  5. I'm confused by some of the reaction to this on the right. The FBI cleared Hillary, countless Benghazi and other investigations turned up no actionable criminal evidence against her, and Republicans still consider her a major criminal who should be locked up. But Trump is completely innocent because of a 2-page summary by his political appointee of a document that, at minimum, came up with evidence of criminal obstruction, and who knows what else on collusion that simply wasn't enough for a charge? Please.
  6. I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay-Puft.
  7. I’m offended that anything Burnt Orange is being compared to Trump.
  8. The report found that Russia directly attacked our democracy. The President does not appear to be an active player in that attack, which is relieving, but I'm now more interested in how we plan to retaliate against Russia. "The 80's called. They want their foreign policy back" has really aged poorly. Time for all of us to accept the fact that the Cold War is back and Russia nneds to be batted back down ASAP.
  9. I mean, some of us aren't even 30 years old yet though.
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  11. Clapper, Brennan, Comey, et al. Totally full of shit. Imagine trusting these fucking spooks and entrusting them to practice sound judgement in the deployment of a vast, largely unchecked, and unconstitutional surveillance apparatus.
  12. Clots can be present for years before breaking off or actually occluding enough to finally cause the stroke/MI. In other cases, like the Dotard, they just stay put. That is chance. Thousands of people a day ride those scooters without helmets. Only a fraction end up in the ICU with head trauma. That is chance. What is the point of this nitpicking? Do you want me to go through the whole list of tragedies I'm covering right now to make sure they meet the semantic standards you hold? Maybe the kid who was skateboarding home from school WITH A HELMET who is only capable of lifting up his left arm to pull the oxygen off his tracheostomy? Does he pass your purity test? God, you're almost the worst.
  13. This is such a shitty take. This isn't a made-up conspiracy theory. This is a substantive investigative report that has lead to multiple indictments, convictions, and guilty pleas. The house voted without objection to release the entire report, which is a central piece of a national public interest. Fuck your false equivalency
  14. I imagine this is how Aggie feels every Sunday morning.
  15. I almost surely wouldn't read it. However, I would read articles about it and listen to the opinions of those I respect. Presently, a summary being presented by a presidential appointee is all I have to go on. The AG's interpretation provides enough "light" for the chorus of deplorables to emerge from their gloomy safe places and gloat about exoneration. It's possible we are witnessing the old right wing ploy of providing a moment that seems like a victory followed by a claim of "that's all behind us now" when the full, filthy story comes to light. Bizarro Benghazi, if you will. We are being treated to a supernova of old school rad right ejaculate. They feel safe to laugh at serious things and dismiss any opposing opinions as idiotic because they originate from the snowflake hearts of ebil libs (the new Juden, jah!) who mean only harm to the dear old USA. They gather to dance the familiar choreography of repeated untruth and ridicule which they believe will scare away the ebil spirits and make sweet America great again. It wouldn't be the first time it's worked. The owners and overseers have regained control. The USA is bound for greatness again! Huzzah! Now tote that bale and shut up!
  16. Hilarious! It’s funny because she’s gay!
  17. Giles reminds me of my 9 month old son, except my son looks directly into my eyes while shitting his pants.
  18. It’s a bad precedent to set to accuse a president and all of his family of being Russian operatives for over two years with nothing but claims from Twitter and social media. Basically treason which is a crime that is punishable by death. Although Joe McCarthy would be proud of you.
  19. I wonder what everyone on Surly is saying about the Mueller Investigation...
  20. Following up on the smoked chickens. They turned out nice. and a nice old Chianti Classico to go with them.
  21. the 2018 thread was on the previous platform but I feel like this needs to be seen... Aggy is very excited about Bobby Brown's 320 pounds. As we saw with the short video clip last week during their first workout. Lots of SEC ready and Schmidt doing work talk this entire off-season. Tarp through a pic up from practice to get that Ag excitement going. I included a high school shot for comparison. Schmidt. Doing. Work. SEC ready.
  22. Oh yes i'm sure the report paints a clear case for collusion and Barr is just lying about it. lmao.
  23. * * * TRANSCRIPT MAR212019 ROUGH * * * AY: MISTER AVENATTI, WE CAN PAY YOUR CLIENT'S ONE POINT FIVE MILLION DOLLARS BUT WE ARE NOT SURE ABOUT THE TWELVE MILLION TO YOU. CAN'T WE JUST DO YOUR CLIENT? MA: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? THESE TWO THINGS GO TOGETHER AND THAT'S IT. AY: OK. IT SURE DOES SOUND LIKE WE HAVE A BAD CONNECTION HERE. I AM IN NEW YORK. ARE YOU INTERSTATE RIGHT NOW? MA: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. OF COURSE I'M IN A DIFFERENT STATE. AY: I THOUGHT SO. NO NEED TO RAISE YOUR VOICE SO MUCH SIR. YOUR HARSH TONE AND ANGER MAKES IT SOUND LIKE YOU HAVE MALICE AFORETHOUGHT, A STATE OF MIND YOU HAVE HAD THROUGHOUT THIS BUSINESS DEALING, WHILE HAVING CORRUPT INTENT. COULD YOU CONFIRM THAT? MA: YES. OF COURSE. I DELIBERATED ON THIS PLAN QUITE A BIT AND AM DOING THIS ALL VERY INTENTIONALLY. * * * END TRANSCRIPT ROUGH * * *
  24. Lol no. Ojomo would not have been near Leal at all even if he was a 2019 recruit. This is the kind of nonsense that gets spewed when people can’t handle reality, i.e. aggy. Ojomo is a good prospect, but he’s not near the #16 player in the country. Another thing people ignore is that these raw 3 stars we take that can be developed into all-conference level guys take a while and may only give you one really good year, like Omenihu, whereas a lot of 5 stars, like Ed Oliver or Dexter Lawrence, are ready to come in and contribute at a high level for 3 years.
  25. He actually is the worst.
  26. Are you basing this on circumstantial evidence?
  27. You forget, the CIA and their buddies are going to spill ink on most of it ya goober.
  28. Who knew it would be tough to recruit against LSU for a guy from [checks notes] Baton Rouge?
  29. just wasn't the groundhog's day.
  30. If there's no proof beyond a reasonable doubt that he colluded/conspired with the Russians, he should still come out okay. In fact, he can claim victory and laugh away all the other charges. I've been following the law recently, and I think that's how it works.
  31. Trump won’t resign. Trump won’t be impeached. He’ll finish his term. We all know his team helped/encouraged Russia even it wasn’t actively coordinating. But he and probably his sons and Kushner will eventually be taken down for illegal business practices of some sort after the Trump presidency. Trump is a crook and has been for years. Now every aspect of his business is being looked into. He’ll eventually be fucked.
  32. There is apparently still more evidence that he left's messiah colluded with the Russians than this current administration. Maybe if he hadn't been so friendly with the Russians we wouldn't be in this mess?? And of course, Hilary would have been much tougher on them than anyone I'm sure.
  33. Found it. Looks like it's not his highness (FWK), but a step-up (or down, depending on your perspective).
  34. Is her burqa the kind that shows or hides the eyes?
  35. The lesser known happy ending.
  36. I'm pretty pale, but I'll never get as bleached as your hood.
  37. As far as spellings of 'reneged' go, yours is one of the more inventive I've seen
  38. The piss dossier was opposition research and was the basis for the entire investigation getting started. Then you had the average joe FBI agents do their job while others in the IC and a senile Senator with a brain tumor decided to leak information to the press. If it wasn't for Jake Tapper at CNN, the piss tape story would have never made it to the mainstream and you guys would have been doing something much more productive over the past 2 years other than furiously masturbating over political clickbait.
  39. It's a fascinating case study in the strangest case of Stockholm syndrome I've ever seen. The two people Hugo defends the most on this board are James Comey and Hillary Clinton, who are the two people most responsible for the fact that Hillary Clinton isn't president today.
  40. Stay on topic. Final warning - off topic posts will result in having cloak room access revoked temporarily. I'm not going full on ban happy, but I'm tired of all these reports I'm getting for stupid unnecessary shit flinging in this thread. We get it, this is a fucking hot button issue - put your big boy pants on and debate or add commentary to it and stop personally attacking people.
  41. Hey Hugo, can you rename this thread the “The Batshit Insane Trump Russian Conspiracy Theory”
  42. A bit more video from aboard than the 10 seconds the morons at CNN, Fox, etc. insist on looping over and over and over: 1300 being rescued by chopper. They got one engine working and one anchor holding. Story: https://abcnews.go.com/International/norwegian-cruise-engine-failure-off-norway-coast-prompts/story?id=61894958
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