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  1. burt and futureman are taking a day off. lets stay on topic
  2. Because only a jabbering lummox thoroughly incapable of deciphering transitive logic would find a similarity in a tabloid journalist with a fake name pulling a stunt during sweeps week and a massive investigation spanning government, finance, obstruction and foreign policy. And even the tacky tabloid journalist was forthright enough to let others see what was in the vault. It doesn't at all feel like Geraldo and Capone's vault, but one could understand why it would feel that way to you.
  3. GPS wasn't working on my phone for a particular app. Wife grabs a cable, connects it to her verhicle's usb, and plugs it into my phone. "My car has gps" she says.
  4. Anyone who can't see the difference between the need to see Dipshit's tax returns v. the ridiculousness of the Obama birth certificate bullshit is, indeed, an idiot. A neg from you is a posrep, in my view. Neg away, you fucking idiot.
  5. I think it's a good idea that people donate their money to whatever cause they feel is appropriate.
  6. 8 points
    Pete should bring Chasten with him to the town hall and just spend the entire hour making out with him, super hard and get all handsy. Make the Fox audience and anchors just sit there and watch.
  7. All you have to do is accept that an empty vault is the same thing as the trump tower meeting to get dirt from Russia, sharing polling data with Russia, the secret trump Moscow project, firing fbi Director cause of Russia thing, and setting up backchannels with Russia. It makes perfect sense when you do that
  8. 8 points
    He's a calming, rational presence in a shit storm of complete and utter nonsense from the right. The first term of the next president will be spent mainly fixing all the shit the dotard has destroyed and getting back our standing in the world. I think Pete would do a great job at getting that started.
  9. 7 points
    Long time listener, first time caller (usually cause I’m too drunk to take pics). Wife is away, so H-E-B last chance sirloin (1.98), bolilo. wiz, provolone, leftover mushrooms and onions, and grilled pickled japs and peperocinis from the fridge/pantry. Not in the pic, an old overholt old fashioned (bud light for later).
  10. Took these in Rockport last week. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  11. Anyone who thinks that Notre Dame is "just a church" has pretty much zero understanding of history, and more importantly, why Notre Dame is one of the fundamental agents that changed human history in just about any way you can imagine. Yeah, it's that important. No wait, more important than that.
  12. 7 points
    Too much fiber can cause that.
  13. Quoting futureman does a grave disservice to those of us who have him on mute.
  14. Give me the dude's name and address and I'll go beat his ass.
  15. you've obviously never been, nor are you a history, art, or architecture buff. this is a huge loss to the world.
  16. And it's a Taylor 317e now in the house. It felt right. Tone wise it still has what I like. I immediately eliminated the 314ce after hearing the 317e. The competition at the end was the 517e Builders Edition but the more I listened to them side by side the more the difference became negligible for me. The 517e Builders also was a sunburst and I prefer the natural look. I liked the D-18 a lot and still love the tone but the Taylor was surprisingly close and felt better in my hands. I went in thinking I’d walk out with the D-18 but to learn on I feel like I made the right choice.
  17. 6 points
    I can't believe so many people still engage Fozzz.
  18. No, I want a long written story from him that was promised years ago.
  19. 1. how many guns are being held at your head to transcribe a looch podcast. 2. liucci's ability to be that level of thin-skinned about damn near everything is close to a superpower.
  20. @Zepol87 @Radical Larry @Schulz2.0 Hes baacck! https://blacknerdproblems.com/game-of-thrones-recap-winterfell/
  21. I’m really disappointed in you.
  22. NEWS IN PHOTOS Notre Dame Gargoyle Going To Stay As Still As Possible Until Arson Investigator Gone
  23. 5 points
    dude, you really need to stop being so defensive, and recognize when people are actually trying to have a real conversation with you. not everything is a fight. unfortunately, it's literally people exactly like you that has the dnc shitting their pants right now.
  24. 5 points
    I've always said the greatest trick the devil IRS ever pulled was to have payroll withholdings. The masses would rise up with pitchforks and torches if they had to write monthly or quarterly checks to the government. It worked so well and with so little fury that most of the states decided to get in on this money laundering scam, and they too take their bit with each and every paycheck.
  25. Damn. I know things have changed a bit over the last couple years but I never thought I would ever see people ever compliment our fans on the atmosphere we created, especially at a scrimmage. That is CDC doing good work at AD because that is not something that organically happens around here.
  26. 5 points
    So I was with some friends and family at the TX Spring Game. We were walking through the concourse to our seats when I heard a familiar chant. But, what was weird, is that the pitch seemed a bit high. Something was off. We made our way to the origin of the sound and found this...
  27. Yeah, this is a terrible take. First of all, people are not eager to be violent. People are eager to do nothing. The fact that people are eager to do nothing should disturb you because there's always a price to be paid at the end. What do you think human nature is? I'll tell you, it's not to sit back and let ourselves and our children get hurt.
  28. Mookie Cooper will unofficially visit on May 4.
  29. Always apprehensive when I get notified that phlegm has quoted me
  30. Considering the vast majority of your 5,000+ posts consist of trolling and regurgitating old jokes that haven’t been funny for a while, you sure do give others a lot of shit when they actually talk about recruiting or football.
  31. It's time for you to put the whole system on trial.
  32. While this is true, the front loaders tend to hold more moisture and can small a little mildewed...or something. This is why after replacing the top loader with a front loader you need to get a new top loader to replace the 5 year old front loader that still works fine. Can you guess how I know?
  33. You're an idiot. But, we already knew that.
  34. Seriously... Always ranked in the preseason top ten, yet not worth the national attention by December.
  35. Gotta appreciate the Warriors' commitment to the bit. Three years after blowing a 3-1 series lead in the Finals, they blow a 31-point lead.
  36. Your weekly transcription Brauninger: Questions from here at the tap. Uh, Surprised by the lack of public commitments for football this weekend, or expected due to the game moving? Looch: Ah, um, we, I don't think we were expecting, but we, uh...I was expecting one, maybe two. I think we said exactly what we said was I was expecting one, and then I followed that up with saying I could see a couple coming in the ensuing couple of weeks as a result of that. . Brauninger: I could see almost a handful in the coming weeks. The gauge of it, can't be, by public, and like. They did some really really good things with some of their top end targets. Looch: Yeah, And you always want the turn out to be better. And I do think, I'll say this. Moving the game was tough. I do think. There was something about, something in the chain of promoting. They go to do something a little different I think, and I don't know what it is. So I'm not sitting here pretending to have the answers. Um, eh, I don't know if the ring day, home baseball game, and all that stuff helps attendance or hurts. And this year, when could you have done it? You can't do it easter weekend, you're not going to get the turn out you want. If you do it the weekend before, it's chili fest. And are you going to move spring ball up, or whatever. It, it. I don't know. I think, my point its, I think they had to have it this weekend. And then moving it because of the weather hurt. I don't know that I think. But then if you have it the weekend after parents weekend and ring day, then a ton of people are gonna say I'm not gonna go, I was just there. If almost like you have to. I don't know if it really helps. Then somebody will say, but , but Billy, if they hadn't of moved the game, it staggers perfectly. Brauninger: You had to move the game. There was a tornado 30 miles up the road and it could have been right here. Looch: You had to move the game, no question. I'm just saying this, and that's what I'm saying. people are going to come at me about moving the game. You had to move the game. Well No crap, I'm not an idiot. I know that. Then people say, if wouldn't have had to move it, it would have been right after baseball, whatever it was going to be. Right before, it all fits, it all fit right in. Well no crap. I get that too. That's not what I'm saying. What I am saying is, what I can't measure for you, but if you are honest with yourself, you know, it seemed like there was more buzz over like spring games at other places, social media wise. which is where these damn kids live now. I just think they need to do a little better job on the promotional side of it. Brauninger: Texas did, Texas did what they've done so much under Tom Herman, is they promise the moon and blew this thing out on social media. And when they showed up on Saturday, it was blustery and cold. And they combined for 18 points and 240 yards of total offense between two.. Looch: But yeah, but you are talking about something completely different than I am. No, don't Brauninger: No I'm not. Looch; You are completely talking about something different than I am. Yeah you are, go ahead. Brauninger: What I'm saying is, I was just taking a dig at Texas and not making a commentary on what A&M did. Or what A&M needs to do. Looch: I didn't know you were reversing field completely in the middle of this. Brauninger: Once again, I was right and you were wrong. Looch: No, no, no. You're wrong because. You went off the rails on a conversation. Now you are digging yourself back out of it in some feeble attempt. I'm not talking about the product they put on the field, or, or. Look, I think A&M plays a much more exciting brand of ball than Texas. I think they'd whip their ass on the field last year and I think they'd do it this year too. What I do think though, is that they, on social, which I know, it's social media, what does it matter in wins and loses, it doesn't. It plays a small part in affecting, you know the excitement level over these spring games, and where they go and attend. Look at how many people were in Norman this weekend. Brauniger: That was their big official visit weekend. They got three commitments, one of which, one kid I don't know who he was, a 2020, one kid a commitment out of 2021 kid out of Richmond Foster, which may help them with another 2021 kid out of Richmond Foster that was here this weekend in Reuben Fatherlee that A&M really wants and one of the top players in the class. To go back to recruiting, I think there will be some positive fallout for A&M from this weekend. I don't question that at all. Looch: I do too. Significant fallout. And I mean, why don't you go down the list here and name me the five guys Brauny, before we head out, the five guys you feel most confident about becoming Aggies coming out of this weekend, not all from this weekend, but just give your five guys in no particular order. Rattle em off Brauniger: Chris Morris, offensive lineman from Tennessee. Looch: Memphis, love him Brauninger: Fadil Diggs, defensive end out of new jersey. Marco Domio, the cornerback from Blinn. And the defensive tackle tthey offered this weekend, Isaiah Rake, out of New Jersey. Looch: Digg's teammate. Brauniger: Not they're not teammates. they're just friends. Looch: Oh yeah, they came together. Brauinger: You're gonna make me go with a fifth? Uhhh... Looch: I still think, if you're giving me a..., I still think their gonna end up getting Garrett Hayes before all is said and done. It's not easy. Brauninger: Garret Hayes, Jayin Convers, There are some guys I feel confident about, but not above those 4 Looch: I agree. The one I want to see the fallout on, after this weekend in Norman is Ryan Watts. That's a guy I really want to see the, uh, Aggies go out and get at corner.
  37. I found this in my archives from TOS. It seemed to fit the discussion:
  38. Did they try raking the Cathedral?
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