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Showing content with the highest reputation on 05/18/19 in Posts

  1. Can I get an update on Hudson Card’s hand situation? Does he still have Littlefingers?
  2. Texas fans will bitch about anything.
  3. lets keep this on topic take the other shit somewhere else
  4. Now he says he misspoke and he understands there's no such thing as "consensual rape." He also said that only 1 or 2% of the rape cases he handled involved "strangers jumping out of the bushes." Guess what, gentlemen. If a woman consents to have sex with you and you start to do something she doesn't want, like anal for example, and she tells you to stop and you don't, you're a rapist, every bit as much as a guy who grabs a random jogger and rapes her. Same thing if it's a date and you're making out on the couch and she tells you to slow down and you don't. There's no equivocating on this. Calling it "date rape" doesn't make her any less of a victim or him any less of a monster. It's shocking and disgusting to hear this from a guy who adjudicated actual sexual assault cases. And it's no wonder why so many rapes go unreported. "They need to live with the consequences of their actions"? Are you fucking kidding me? And why is it ALWAYS a Republican who says something like this? Every single time. In the unlikely case that there's a Republican woman reading this, I implore you to consider which of those things means more to you: being a woman or being a Republican. Because they're at odds on almost every level right now and you have a choice to make.
  5. Maybe if we call them fetuses, Trumpublicans will give a shit.
  6. Stick to recruiting. Take that GoT crap elsewhere
  7. 7 points
    Some of you think degeneracy is your ally. You merely adopted the degeneracy. I was born in it, molded by it. I have yet to see the light.
  8. Nope. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  9. Channeling my inner CenTXpony Why the fuck is Imgbb turning the few food porn pics I take 90° counterclockwise? I dont get it
  10. Per TFLoss, Rivals says Johnny Wilson will unofficially visit the weekend of June 1st and then take an OV during the fall.
  11. Hardcore Carnivore Black Seasoning. No sides. Sometimes it ain’t gotta be pretty to be good eatin.
  12. This sounds like the kind of thing that would happen in a cesspool but I ain't no Herbstreit
  13. That’s it. Pull the offer immediately.
  14. We know how poorly they handle competition.
  15. When you control the mail, you control...INFORMATION!
  16. 5 points
    I was today-years old when I put together the fact that the three of them go 10-11-12.
  17. I hope we are up on LSU by 28, 45 seconds left, we get the ball to the 2 yard line, Sam looks to the sideline because he is wondering if he should take a knee in the name of sportsmanship, and Herman looks at him and yells, "Dracarys!"
  18. I heard the coffee cup from a couple of episodes ago actually belonged to EJ.
  19. LSU is a mortal enemy for UT at this point. We are competing with these cheating, stupid motherfuckers for every recruit we want - yard, by hard fucking yard. ATM opened the door for the SEC to come into Texas and take an elephant-sized dump on the concept of honorable recruiting within the state. LSU is leading the pack through the gate, and then these dumb fuckfaces can't even do us the solid of beating ATM to salve the wounds. They are buying players while simultaneously playing dirty with recruits in Louisiana that they don't want, but they also don't want us to have. They fucking recruited Mike Williams back to campus once we realized we had a player and then had the brazen audacity to enroll as a walk-on paying his own way into their school. In short, we're at the equivalent of college football war here, and you rubes are equivocating about these mouthbreathers and touting them as happy go-lucky friends of yours that mean well. Aw shucks, I love those dumb bastards. Right. I despise LSU and everything it represents. They produce malformed thinkers into the business world, who they inevitably dump on my doorstep in Houston because New Orleans and Baton Rouge are already filled to the brim with restaurant managers and HR generalists with LSU degrees. They value cheating and utter dishonesty as solid character traits. Half of them struggle to speak intelligible English. They have a worldview tucked happily within a 50 mile radius of their swamp-assed back porches. Corruption is a badge of honor for these buffoons. The only redeeming qualities these people possess as a collective are an outstanding legacy with food and a bunch of moderately attractive women with low moral fiber. Fuck right off with the "they're my second favorite team" sentiment. Take that shit to tigerdroppings. We don't want to hear it. If LSU is playing ISIS, I'm donning all black and a fundamentalist attitude for four quarters until the jihad against these dipshits is complete.
  20. He will switch to a mumu after Memorial Day
  21. Doing a 1 year extension with no major raise when the mouth breathers up the street are giving out 10 year fully guaranteed contracts at 50% more per year before a coach ever plays a game seems pretty reasonable to me.
  22. ...Unless they get captured. Or are transgender. Or if they weren’t born here.
  23. Telles pulls through! Texas wins 4-2!!!!!!! On to the championship!
  24. I'm flattered, really. I'd like to point out, though, that I don't have the first clue who any of the GoT characters are, because the very concept of the show bores me to tears, and the fact that the author's collection is at Texas A&M should tell you just how little intellectual meat there is on that particular bone. So, I am only partially ironically in agreement with CTJ on this one. I'd just like to point out, by the way, that this page is not a total loss. Any page with Christy Mack's ass on it is a good page.
  25. CTJ reading longhornmatts post.
  26. We're gonna need a thread tracking the political downfall and ultimate imprisonment of Bill Barr. I hope.
  27. Sir this is a Wendy's.
  28. Did you just say Elizabeth Warren is a one issue candidate?
  29. http://www.austintheatre.org/film/classic-film-series/ All the usual films you would expect (Godfather I and II) and all the good ones you've never heard of. If you've never been, parking is only $5 in the 600 Congress garage. Not every summer, but I can usually find a double feature with one movie I want to see on the big screen at the Paramount. If you don't want to stay for both, use the parking and hit a bar.
  30. ^^ Thread in quote ↓
  31. But what about when TwiceHorn does it?
  32. 3 points
    11 year old girl asks Pete how she should deal with bullies.
  33. Well clearly they are better at this. That’s why they win so often. People like you and the political class miss the forest for the trees. The goal shouldn’t be to win the political battle. The goal should be to win the ideological battle. Sacrificing your ideals, which is what doing nothing is, is why the Dems lose. You cannot let someone undercut the very foundation of rule of law in the country because the politics are bad. Jesus christ
  34. Yeah, that’s exactly why Hillary lost. Too much inside math and focus groups. People see through that measured bullshit and Trump proved it. You think Trump focus group tests his crazy tweets and messaging? Hell no, he says exactly what he’s thinking and that’s why the democrats will lose again unless they throw out their 3D chess board, pick up a fucking microphone, and do the right thing.
  35. What the fuck are you talking about, Pam? I think most people are down on the nephew because he initially exaggerated and then flat-out faked an injury and gave up on his coaches and teammates, all the while refusing to step forward and say anything and instead having his uncle make ambiguous remarks on his behalf before ultimately forcing management to trade him for a fraction of what he was worth. He even had the gall to blame the media for targeting him and not allowing him to tell "his side" of the story despite the fact that any outlet would've given him an unlimited amount of space to do so. In summation, the dude is a malingering piece of shit. Fuck that dude.
  36. Yeah nothing says “high on the hog” like generic chunk tuna in water and Mrs Bairds. Squirt of Great Value mayo for you Mr Vanderbilt?
  37. I'm fine with paying Dak. As fine as anyone can be when you're about to pay someone close to 30mil. I think he's good and I think he's a winner. And I think half of y'all have coconuts for brains
  38. Basically, nobody's read their Machiavelli. In The Prince, he advises his reader to either be completely polite to others, or else destroy them. Nothing in between. People scream and spit when they have no power to destroy, which is tactically unsound. I do hope you all have a wonderful day.
  39. Fuck you, asshole.
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