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Showing content with the highest reputation on 05/27/19 in all areas

  1. 14 points
    I ain’t even mad. This is more amusing than anything.
  2. People give you snide looks because you’re a pretentious, self loathing asshole. It hovers around you like a bad smell. And the guy you think you travel more than is a professional pilot at a major airline. It’s pretty much guaranteed that he covers more ground away from home than you. I also travel extensively, and no one gives me sh*t for being a Texan. Quite the opposite really. I know all you’ve got is a bunch of hammers, but life isn’t full of nails.
  3. Story I don’t like = media hoax. Story make trump look bad = media hoax. Story that favor dem = media hoax. Story written by MSM = media hoax. Story fit my narrative = TRUTH!
  4. 10 points
    I’m taking this as a sign that Demas is flipping. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  5. Pretty sure I travel more than you and have never been treated that way for being a Texan. Maybe it's you.
  6. Are you Caleb?
  7. Let me try to help you out. It has nothing to do with your opinion on the matter. One of the few rules on this site is never to bring politics into topics outside of the politics section. So, if you'd like to discuss this political agenda you keep trying to push, you need to go do it in the "Politics - Enter at your own risk" section of the site (which was known on the other site as the Cloak Room or CR for short).
  8. As I said yesterday, you’re a terrible poster. An absolute fucking piece of shit. Go fuck yourself.
  9. Shut the fuck up you bloviating vagina
  10. Hat tip to @CenTXpony
  11. Quiet morning. Wife comes in to boil water for tea and honey for my son, who is a little under the weather. Puts the kettle on the burner, then promptly walks out. A few minutes later, kettle boiling and whistling, I get up and turn off the gas. Less then a minute later, wife walks back in, annoyed the pot is off. I explain that it was whistling and that I just turned it off. Apparently, the slight cooling in that 45 seconds makes the water unusable. Did you expect me to sit in the kitchen with a screaming pot? Tone. Makes a big production of turning the gas back on - the pot whistles in less than 2 seconds. While it continues to scream, continues to work in the kitchen, getting the mug, the tea the honey. Pours the water in, with the gas still going full afterburner. 15 minutes later, son still can’t drink the tea because it’s too hot.
  12. Declassify and reveal sourcing agents and field tactics for the entire federal intelligence apparatus so I can use it against MY political opponents. Conceal MY tax history under the guise of Executive Privilege and National Security. The gymnastics required to support this bloated slob on his singularly idiotic endeavors takes the perfect combination of contortion and gullibility. And over 90% of the currently elected GOP is square with all of that. That's hilarious. Truly amusing. They're traitorous to their own instinct and ideology. It's funny because it took the most mentally diseased halfwit bereft of any historical knowledge to expose them. A spray tanned doofus with a hair weave is the individual they chose to follow out of cowardice in order to just boldly admit that they never really stood for any of the core values that once defined their entire party. Smart and dignified conservatives like George Will can just stand and watch, knowing the tidal mass of mongoloids are too many and too stupid to stop it. It's an avalanche in slow motion and the funniest era in American history.
  13. Probed fairly tender at 5 hours. Probably an hour or less left.
  14. It’s nice to say well bye. But fuck that noise he’s a 5 star talent. With our record over the last decade we aren’t in position to just say fuck it see ya. Do your thing Herman.
  15. For those of you keeping score at home... I'm at the ranch with the kids and a bunch of other inlaw random family members. My wife is at home with the dog. Stopped off for BBQ in Lockhart on the way. I drank about 1000 lone star lights and fished for hours in relative peace. Typhoon Mary was tolerable-ish. None of the kids hurt each other enough to require an ER visit. As long as the dog is still alive when I get home tomorrow, I think I came out ahead on this deal. Wife called to tell me she was bored and lonely and I pretty much much cut her off because her call was fucking up the Spotify. #winning
  16. To say those things in an interview really takes ball.
  17. Now I feel like transferring to USC
  18. Made Hibachi and fry rice on the Blackstone Staurday Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk
  19. How in the flying fuck do you lose your shoes? Are you 4 years old?
  20. Do you have any idea the toll that three transfers have on a fan base Bru
  21. Trojan princess should magically reappear in the next 24 hours.
  22. Trump (out of mic range): Congratulations, but you're not really the champ because you didn't beat me. Many people are saying I would crush you.
  23. If the guy doesn't want to be here let him go. I hate to lose the potential talent but potential talent is all it is anyway at this point and certainly not worth creating a shitty unhappy situation in the locker room. So many WRs are such fucking prima donnas and not worth the return if they are locker room cancers due to dissatisfaction. So maybe he's a prima donna, maybe he's just a confused man, but whatever if he wants to leave....leave.
  24. I'd like to take a moment to thank Herman and Co for getting us back to a place where I would love for him to want to be here, but if not, it's ok for him to go as we're in good shape at WR
  25. It makes me cringe to think of someone like Junior Miller traveling all over the country and representing this state.
  26. Probably got into a fight over In-N-Out being shit compared to Whataburger.
  27. I’ve woken up next to a few pigs in Hawaii myself. Never in the jungle though, mostly in the hotels of Waikiki. It can be traumatic.
  28. The boars were in the bedroom. That’s why she crashed in the den.
  29. Shame they don’t have any decent beef in Japan.
  30. Yeah, I don’t go on vacation with extended family. That’s noise you can fuck right off with.
  31. 90s were the best because derka wasn't on any message boards back then
  32. Herman is not a salesman, he is a football coach and recruiter. He successfully recruited Bru to Texas with second effort, and the kid has been through Spring practice and a semester of school. At this point, either Bru wants to be here or he needs to move on. You can’t have this wishy-washy lack of commitment in the locker room. That is how you lose a team.
  33. Obviously it sucks to lose player of his talent level, but I agree that if he doesn't want to be here we should hold the door open. Herman and the staff have placed such an emphasis on culture and buy-in that having someone who doesn't want to be here, even an athlete of his caliber, is more trouble than it is worth at this point. The WR room is one of the best equipped on the team to handle a defection like this. Still no shortage of very capable players looking to seize the opportunity. Texas will be okay. I hope Bru does well at SC and finds what he is looking for - at the end of the day that is an 18 year old having obvious struggles with the biggest decision of his life. Besides, when Helton gets fired he'll probably try to transfer back here. No sense in having animosity.
  34. When I go to the country, I normally don’t ask the wife because she complains constantly. Spotty internet, too cold/hot, bored(I work too much). So when I told her that I was going, I offered to take lil dude and the dogs as well. So she could have a nice, quiet two days doing girl shit. Well, that was obviously the wrong offer. She bitched for 30 minutes about not having her family for the holiday(I was coming back Sunday). So I apologized and asked if she would like to go. I explained that I would be working on the catch pen and vaccinating on Saturday and Sunday morning. Now, I really don’t want her to go because I didn’t initially offer. I left her ass at home. Took the boy and my dog.
  35. fucking undefeated
  36. I wish it was scaring Californians from moving here, but do go on with how Austin is too conservative and religious for African American Californians. Is this just coming from the USC side? Was that the guy who was making up stuff last time?
  37. Hell most 4 year old olds only lose one of them
  38. Beats working on a Monday...
  39. For all the noise over Shepherd, he committed to one school, stayed committed (at least publicly), and signed with that same school on NSD, with no wavering afterward. Bru is about to enter the portal for the second time in less than half a year.
  40. Bru makes Kris Boyd look like a model of stability.
  41. It will always be Burma to me.
  42. Woman gets lost, can't follow directions? <sun rising gif here>
  43. Not just hope, it is written: First you lose by a lot (Lazy Mack & Strong) Then you lose by a little (Herman Yr 1) Then you win by a little (Herman Yr 2) Then you win by a lot (Herman Yr 3) Profit.
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