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Showing content with the highest reputation on 06/23/19 in Posts

  1. He even said "Respect my decision" Now that's a coach I'd want to play for
  2. Go back to the football board you gaping vagina.
  3. 10 points
    From my experience, a lot of Trump supporters are happy to no longer have a knitter in the White House.
  4. If he's referring to the Interstate system as highways built during Eisenhower's time....we also had a 91% tax rate on income over $200,000 for singles or couples making over $400,000. And the corporate tax rate was 52% then and despite two recessions during Eisenhower's 8 years in office, they weren't cut. Not trying to turn this into a tax debate, but maybe the country had less debt during that time due to (checks notes) higher taxation pushed off on the taxpayers and corporations and less on tariffs, which he still thinks foreign countries pay.
  5. Probably not having 4 Fr/So 5 star safeties already on the roster.
  6. 7 points
    I don't know if he does, but I can oblige you.
  7. 7 points
    In Austin for 26 hours - a photo essay: Ooh...IMO.
  8. They just ran out of consciousness. I feel like you’ve given more than enough info for us to figure out who these guys were.
  9. I really don't think think Ransom is meltdown worthy
  10. I filled up your mom in different positions last night.
  11. Can’t you just get a job at footlocker and quit after they give you the uniform?
  12. Or they could go ahead and keep trying to win this recruitment.
  13. mlb at bat has a nasty bug... i just got a notification that white got a grand slam they need to fix that, obviously that never could've happened
  14. Because the USA is really freaking huge and our cities are far apart. France is the size of Texas and they have 40 million more people than Texas. Relatively short distances and much higher density means trains work well.
  15. I think california has it figured out. should be there soon.
  16. Dylan also plays on the same summer team as Tanner Witt(Houston Kyle Chapman), Kyle Chapman and Episcopal High School have been very good to the Baseball Coaching staff. There are more in pipeline. When Dylan and Tanner are on the field at the same time, Dylan either plays 2nd or 3rd, that is where I project him. This is my latest video on Dylan while he was at the Area Code Tryouts; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m5XqoJAoO0
  17. 5 points
    Making fun of aTm is not a Surly obsession, it is an inevitable amusement that is shared by Texans everywhere and most SEC fans. Jim Rome too.
  18. Trump is like an active measures robot destroying everything. Nothing matters. It's all too much of a barrage.This is succeeding beyond Putin's wildest dreams. I'll again compare Trump to Michael Jackson. You can just look at him and listen to him for a few minutes and know he's fucked up. You don't need a legal case or a smoking gun. Still, much of the world chooses to deny their eyes and ears. I don't get it. I see the sequence of events starting back in the 80s, but I still don't get why it worked. I was naive, again.
  19. Looch’s face will always be a tad askew do to the fact that he got seven shades of shit beaten out of him after throwing a cheep shot at my friend’s brother. He thinks the chin pubes help, but they don’t.
  20. On Thursday my wife tried to mow our backyard ( A for effort). She got halfway through and said the mower stopped. As a fix, she added oil to it. "Why?" I asked. "I dunno." She still couldn't start it. Fast forward to today (Saturday). I pull the mower out and check the oil. It's several inches above the fill line. I show her. Her: Oh, I get it. Sorry. By the way, that small red jug next to the big gas tank is the oil that's supposed to go in the mower, right? Me: That's the gas for the leaf blower...FML. Her: Well, maybe you should label it. Me (showing the small red gas tank to my 8 year old daughter: What's that say, sweetie? Daughter: gas-o-line
  21. I get his frustration. The last couple years my dad was alive I would take him out to eat once or twice a week, which involved a transport wheelchair because he couldn’t walk much. Inevitably all the handicapped spaces were taken, mostly by fat people with no other apparent disability. So I would find another regular space and have to risk a fall getting him from the car door to the chair at the back of the car. Fuck those people.
  22. 4 points
    Panther City was really good yesterday. The cream corn was like cream with some corn, but the sides were still good. Meat was great.
  23. From my backpacking trip to Lassen Volcanic NP.
  24. Who let this guy out of the CR? You are just miserable.
  25. I don’t want you boys getting in serious trouble. I already posted up thread that Sarah Fabian (use that twat’s full name whenever possible so this episode sticks to her forever) needs her ass kicked. So I volunteer as tribute to whoop her ass. Law enforcement will be more lenient on a woman beating up another woman.
  26. Yeah ASU shouldn't risk their stellar academic reputation like that
  27. It's not Washington or Rogers or Bijan. It's Washington AND Rogers AND Bijan.
  28. Sausage egg and cheese jalapeno cheddar biscuits is where is at. Remember when the jap cheddar biscuit was a limited time item? As long as that doesn't change, I'm good.
  29. Rule # 5, you’re an idiot.
  30. Salvation Army for the homeless families, expanded with taxpayer help - but near schools..... even here in Wilco. Single adult male bums.... give them job training and/or manual labor cleaning of the streets & public spaces. House them in surplus FEMA trailer camps on the eastern edge of town by bus lines (free ride into the work distribution each day). No work, then GTFO of Austin or they will be put in an Arpaio work camp. Ban panhandling..... and let the feds try to enforce it. The mentally ill? Separate issue.
  31. Bryson Washington is leaning Texas. Bijan is having a good time and we've outdone Ohio State, Super K is still wary of USC and wants to talk to Bijan and his mother before offering any more sunshine. No word on a Rogers decision but it's almost certainly going to be Texas whenever he announces.
  32. I hope you tipped her at least 20% when she left.
  33. Start working on getting your biceps right and finding a smeedium shirt.
  34. @Armybrat is this you?
  35. If she's getting a PhD., she should change her name to Pepper.
  36. *tecmo you goddamned blathering idiots.
  37. That's my quarterback
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