Holy shit. Thatās really fucking weird, man.
Whenever I daydream about this message board, I picture all of us hanging out at the bar at the Taco Bell Cantina⢠On the drag as weāve just locked up our 5th place finish in the Big 12 harmoniously reminiscing about our favorite memories as UT fans, only focusing on the good times of course, as were wont to do. We discuss 2005, Malikmas, Giles and Drayton being able to sign literally any semi-able-bodied young man who can put on a set of pads.
I look over and see CTJ, Katfid, and Spidery2banana enjoying each otherās company while Sy2b gives a list of his favorite 3 star running backs that remind him the most of Jamaal Charles. Meanwhile, Hank Scorpio is lauding our 2020 class that finished ranked 35th because every guy in the class just really wants to be here and just understands what it means to be a Longhorn while half the guys in the bar, like lemon turd and Scholz, nod along sincerely.
And right as weāre all closing out our tabs, I stand up and raise my glass saying, you know, maybe the real recruiting rankings are the friends weāve made along the way. And as everyone in the bar looks happily from face to face, we all look behind the bar and see Kate smiling back at us while one single tear falls down RomaVictaās face.
This is normal, right? Doesnāt everyone else do this?