Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (ā‹®) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Leaderboard

  1. Machinator

    Full Members
    51
    Points
    44360
    Posts
  2. Hugo Stiglitz

    Legacy Members
    41
    Points
    34313
    Posts
  3. bad_teammate

    Certifiably Surly
    39
    Points
    21016
    Posts
  4. texifornia

    Certifiably Surly
    38
    Points
    41989
    Posts

Popular Content

Showing content with the highest reputation on 06/27/19 in Posts

  1. Holy shit. That’s really fucking weird, man. Whenever I daydream about this message board, I picture all of us hanging out at the bar at the Taco Bell Cantinaā„¢ On the drag as we’ve just locked up our 5th place finish in the Big 12 harmoniously reminiscing about our favorite memories as UT fans, only focusing on the good times of course, as were wont to do. We discuss 2005, Malikmas, Giles and Drayton being able to sign literally any semi-able-bodied young man who can put on a set of pads. I look over and see CTJ, Katfid, and Spidery2banana enjoying each other’s company while Sy2b gives a list of his favorite 3 star running backs that remind him the most of Jamaal Charles. Meanwhile, Hank Scorpio is lauding our 2020 class that finished ranked 35th because every guy in the class just really wants to be here and just understands what it means to be a Longhorn while half the guys in the bar, like lemon turd and Scholz, nod along sincerely. And right as we’re all closing out our tabs, I stand up and raise my glass saying, you know, maybe the real recruiting rankings are the friends we’ve made along the way. And as everyone in the bar looks happily from face to face, we all look behind the bar and see Kate smiling back at us while one single tear falls down RomaVicta’s face. This is normal, right? Doesn’t everyone else do this?
  2. The first football game Texas A&M ever played was in 1894, against UT. The score at halftime was 38-0 in favor of UT. At the request of the A&M players, the second half was not played. In their first game ever, the aggys quit at halftime.
  3. Jean Delance thought those videos of Texas players lifting weights were child's play. Tope Imade was having none of it.
  4. 12 points
    Chuck Woolery Roseanne Barr Tucker Carlson Sean Hannity Dan Bongino Ban Dongrino Don Bangvito Rudy Giuliani Bron Bondraino Dong Bandido James Woods Diamond & Silk Von Bonjino
  5. I hate all of you.
  6. 10 points
    Big hitter, the Lama.
  7. 10 points
    Big hitter the Lama.
  8. They stopped allowing cheese jokes in happy valley after Sandusky put his little pecorino boy.
  9. Sam has an NFL starting QB and a HOF QB talking shit about him publicly
  10. That photograph of Manafort was taken immediately after he read this entire exchange between jimmyjazz and Anastasis.
  11. It needs to be seen. Everywhere. In conclusion, fuck you.
  12. Recent history is replete with instances of dead or suffering children changing public perception. Just a couple of instances: The image itself has the power to change perceptions. It is what is framing a debate today. It is newsworthy. And the Statesman would have done its readers a disservice had it opted not to publish it.
  13. It's Dallas. They paid $400 and told everybody they paid $128k.
  14. Wife had to use my car today to drive to Round Rock while I took her car in for an oil change. Round Rock is 15 minutes away from us. In that 30 minute round-trip drive she changed all my Sirius XM pre-set stations to what she has them set to in her car. All 9 of them. Also, the AC was on FULL FUCKING BLAST when I turned the car on but all the vents were shut.
  15. I think this means he chose us?
  16. Well, to be fair, their white students are pretty ignorant, too.
  17. 6 points
    Roberts: We are leaving this up to the individual voters to elect leaders or pass constitutional amendments in their states to remedy partisan gerrymandering. Missouri: Passes anti-gerrymandering initiative in November 2018 with 62% of the vote Missouri Legislature: Fuck you, we're repealing it. Fuck off Roberts.
  18. Can't just post the trailer without injecting political faggotry in it can you?
  19. Lets have a better day today people. Yesterday was a brutal read.
  20. Always recruiting...
  21. Voted republican since Reagan, jumping on the Buttigieg ticket in 2020.
  22. Somewhere Gary Hart is saying "come the fuck on, man!"
  23. This has gone on long enough. Can we cut the cheese talk?
  24. I still can’t believe the most ethical person in the Trump cabinet outside of Mattis was the CEO of Exxon.
  25. Lmao... Demas went from loving Texas and not even considering aggy to committing to them on his first visit there. Also, he had FWK running his recruitment. He was bought and they are going to write a fat fucking check to Evans to get him to stay instate. Evans knows this game and not only is he playing it for himself, he’s also getting his buddy George paid. Remember his quote ā€œwho is going to show Damien loveā€. He was adamant that he will not go a school that doesn’t show Damien love... aka... I want my boy to get a bag of money also if you want me. Also, he’s going to bama but it really would not shock me one bit if he ends up at aggy. They’ll over pay if they need to. This is one of the dirtiest recruitments in Texas and everyone warned us from a get go that it would be a crazy ride. Let’s pray Bijan picks us and that USC and OSU have terrible years, but not too terrible in USC’s case.
  26. Since there's nothing to talk about today so far, might as well get the obligatory Devo update:
  27. Okay, well, it sounds like maybe you don't think the real recruiting rankings are the friends we’ve made along the way...
  28. She could I dunno, not fucking shrug at another corroborated and credible rape accusation? She could open a fucking impeachment inquiry in a timely manner to get more legal weight behind their subpoenas to actually investigate trump, rather than trying to delay/time it for maximum political damage while the country is being dragged deeper every single fucking day. We have fucking concentration camps on the border. We have historic and unprecedented levels of obstruction of legitimate (and in some cases, constitutionally mandated) congressional investigations. We have so many things wrong that she could at least be shining a light on or digging up. We saw how much she can do to bend people to her will when it was about consolidating power to win the speakership again. And now, she's fucking powerless to do more than just shrug at all of this? Fuck that.
  29. Some of the people here defending trump and/or making excuses on the previous pages for purposely separating children and punishing them in these concentration camps should completely be ashamed of themselves. It's quite obvious you guys lack common decency? These are human beings and kids. We all have different views but this is unacceptable and ban worthy in my opinion. Seriously... fuck you guys.
  30. Gotdam y'all are a bunch of bitches melting down over 9.95 bullshit, what a fucking beating this thread has become to follow. And over what exactly? Recruiting is a long game. No single recruitment is going to make or break us. Get some fucking perspective. Fuck you all, good night.
  31. The act that was on the stage tonight is exactly what got Trump elected. Tim Kaine: Me amo Tim Kaine, buenos noche. Its got nothing to do with racism or bigotry its about leftists treating most of America like fucking idiots. On display here every minute since the 2016 election.
  32. LOL. Take notice of what? This is ridiculous. Back to back top 5 classes and the football team is winning again. I’m sure CDC is on the edge of his seat checking where Kelee Ringo is going. Give me a break. Following recruiting is like following your 401k. You should really not even pay attention to it besides adding money to it. Check it like a few times a year, not every single day. The overall obsession over recruiting in this country has gotten out of hand. 90% of Texas fans are chilling after the sugar bowl win and excited for the next season while the rest are melting down in June over teenage kids.
This leaderboard is set to Chicago/GMT-06:00
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.