This shit. This shit right here is my fucking favorite. It's also peak Tarp. The guy, as oftentimes as he tries to be and sometimes succeeds in being the most rational aTm fan on that board, his fucking hatred of Texas will always rear is it's fucking head and he will revert to his natural state of I Hate Texas Down To My Very Piss and Bones and can't stand saying anything positive about us. It's fucking as delicious to view as it is disturbing in the prism of humanity.
Another poster pointed out that Majors HAS an OU offer. Lets take this a fucking step further. Not only does he have an OU offer, but he also has a fucking Okie Lite offer. And in a page that hasn't been updated in a spell, who is listed as Jake's main recruiter at OSU? Why, could it still be listed as one Josh Henson? If you guessed yes, you get a big, wet motherfucking Hans Landa ThatsABingo.gif.
Oklahoma StateNone
Visit:-Offer:YesRoster Outlook:6 On Roster, 2 Commits
Recruited By:
P Josh Henson
Now, just for the fun of being a Texas fan, and because we're able to, I don't know, utilize critical thinking skills...lets go ahead and take a look at when Jake Majors committed to Texas. Why, it's January 24th, 2019? Who wants to guess when Henson was hired to be the coach at Texas aTm? Could it be February 9th, and he knew from recruiting him at OSU that he was locked into Texas and it was a waste of time? That is correct AnthonyKiedasPointBreak.Gif. But you know, lets just pretend neither of those guys knows who Jake Majors is and neither of them ever offered Jake. Because, you know, we just ran out of time at fucking being adults.
These fucking people and the motherfucking lies they tell themselves are downright scary, people.