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  1. Hank Scorpio

    Certifiably Surly
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  2. Chooky

    Legacy Members
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  3. Eggo

    Burnt Ends
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  4. Js1

    Certifiably Surly
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Showing content with the highest reputation on 07/03/19 in all areas

  1. 17 points
    Par for the course - he uses foreign stock models to portray his wife too.
  2. Lying to recruits. It’s tradition Broughton - You can play DE Achane - You can play RB Jones - You can play CB Vernon Jackson - You can play RB Elijah Blades - You can qualify Clement - You can eat as much as you want Hansford - You can play WR Jordan Jefferson - You can sign with A&M
  3. If I was TH I would have a home visit to every top target that’s not considering us and have them look us in the eye. I would ask why he hates us. And give home a brief story about the founders of Texas, the Comanches, the land he lives on and how the aquifers run underneath us. Telling him to shoot me a text within a week if he has a slight change of heart to create some bond. Absolutely no way Texas should be outside the top 10 in recruiting. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  4. Jimbo- no one is going to fuck your wife.
  5. If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
  6. Victimized white males striving daily to find new social injustices. Foot stomping tantrums and wailing "it's not fair!" This is now a growing portion of new age conservatism. They're as fragile as a freshman at UC Berkeley who hasn't experienced enough life yet to learn how to regulate her political outrage. Nothing is their fault. It's THEM. THEY'RE taking everything. They squandered all their built in advantages and they never got their Congratulations for Being White prize. Their feelings got hurt and now you must hear from them.
  7. That would almost be a perfect meeting, but TH did not say anything about Mama, or trains, or trucks, or prison, or getting drunk.
  8. This military spectacle, for the purpose of paying tribute to Il Douche, and raising money for The Party at PUBLIC EXPENSE, is the least “American” 4th of July celebration in our history. Let that sink in. The 4th is fireworks and picnics and neighborhood bike parades...and maybe the president hosting some veterans for a bbq to watch the fireworks from the WH lawn. This idiocy? It’s against everything we supposedly stand for. It belongs in Pyongyang, or 1939 Berlin, or Red Square. Not here. But the Trumpkin knob-gobblers will slurp it up. They LOVE them some trappings of authoritarian shitholes. They masturbate to fantasies of this shit.
  9. No muppet. No muppet. You're the muppet!
  10. speculating on whether trump is mentally ill and wholly unfit is like speculating on whether OJ killed his ex-wife and her friend or not. both are obvious to anyone who isn't dishonest about the evidence in front of them.
  11. This is good stuff, Hank Scorpio would be proud.
  12. More like Ba Donka Donk. amirite?
  13. Here's a quick look at Drayton's last meeting with Bijan Robinson.
  14. Giles, is that you?
  15. Kim has been building up a resistance to iocane powder for years
  16. I was concerned until I saw it was Jim Beam.
  17. “I’m in Aquifers.”
  18. 5 points
    That doesn't make any scents.
  19. AOC should apologize for each instance she call the border “crisis” a hoax created by the president. You have Immigration officials pleading with representatives that the crisis was real, they were overwhelmed and needed help. Each month she consciously ignored the crisis another 100,000 people showed up making the system worse. She waited until she created maximum harm and then went on the war path to blame others for the situation she and her colleagues are responsible for. None of these issues exist at pre-Obama asylum levels. The 1,600% increase has caused the disaster everyone said it would. She just watched the house burn to the ground while denying there was a fire and then blamed the fire department for not stopping the fire. None of her posturing solves the actual problem. How to stop 100,000 people from claiming asylum MONTHLY. Money and provisions only treat the symptoms and invite the problem to get worse.
  20. What he imagines: What is: What we hope will happen but won't.
  21. Looks like my company is looking to hire, trying to fill a specific niche of Californians looking to relocate to Austin, while having the last name Wilson. Salary and benefits are fluid.
  22. My 8 year old has the app called tictok on his ipad. He called me today and said he was going to get the mail and make me a tiktok video. I watched it no fewer than 5 times laughing. http://vm.tiktok.com/Rh6VXJ/
  23. Wonder if he has silently decommitted.
  24. 4 points
    This is a little tardy, but I feel like this deserves to be here. Little Homesick likes to pick out his own cards for me. Great start. And he’s beaming at me as I open it. Okay, I laughed. This kid really is my son.
  25. You leave Tex out of this you cowardly old racist.
  26. I love how @Sbbruin can post just about anything and, as long as it has boats in the background, it's badass. Dude could post a pic of genital warts from his boat and we're all like, dude that's awesome. Any of the rest of us posts that steak on that plate on that table cloth and the Surly smarmy dog piling ensues. Cool toys are a powerful thing.
  27. Funny how someone so ignorant keeps running circles around the right on every issue.
  28. But on Monday, the Republican National Committee said they had received tickets to the Fourth of July event for distribution. Although the event is free and open to the public, the RNC tickets can get people access to better viewing areas and seating. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1025786 Spending a ton of the people's money to turn a public event normally run by the Parks Service into a political rally AND fundraiser. How the fuck does this not violate hundreds of campaign finance laws? Also, politicization of the military. This guy is going full dictator.
  29. Latest of Rambo and Lorrick Sent from my moto z3 using Tapatalk
  30. 4 points
    I bet u can mine your own fuckin bisness
  31. Should have fixed that during Infrastructure Week.
  32. The Pinto and K-Car kinda take the shine off the star.
  33. "Duvernay didn’t light the field on fire a season ago but did finish with the conference’s best returning drop grade after not allowing a single catchable pass thrown his way fall to the ground. In fact, Duvernay’s 41 receptions without a drop are the second-most among all returning receivers at the FBS level from 2018. His reliable hands should be a key asset for Ehlinger in 2019." @Katfid54
  34. But when do the vast majority get to say fuck you, that isn't yours and doesn't stand for what you want it to no matter how much you use it? What if they co-opted the Texas State flag? Would everyone say welp, fun while it lasted, can't use it anymore?
  35. Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe go fuck yourself.
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