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Showing content with the highest reputation on 08/03/19 in all areas

  1. You're a cloak roomer. You came here to hide from the consequences of supporting white nationalism, the degradation of American institutions, and the inhumane sometimes murderous treatment of non-whites. No more polite boundaries for fucks like you. This is a white nationalist crime. That's at least political. You want pinky fingers extended for polite discussion. That's because you can get away with sophistry more easily in the presence of the polite. Scurry for another shadow when things look bad. The light will follow. Oh, and fuck you.
  2. Remember how all the Trumpkins around here used to immediately post “religion of peace!” after a terrorist attack? It’s gotten to be pretty goddamned fucking clear that what they need to post is “MAGA!” The math is crystal fucking clear. My family is a shitload more likely to have someone murdered by a white nationalist terrorist than a Muslim terrorist. If you support Trumpism, and the tucker Carlsons and Hannitys spreading their poison....I don’t even have words. I really don’t. You’ve successfully turned my country to declare war against ME AND MY FAMILY. Fuck you. Go to fucking hell.
  3. ...that isn't a backstory. That's an explanation of why he didn't know anything and still doesn't.
  4. I'd pay $3 million if it meant you could never post again.
  5. One little kiss and Felina, goodbye
  6. At least he didn't bang Jimbo's wife. Progress.
  7. Yeah I would. Fuck it. I’d find something else to watch. Like whoever the Longhorns were playing.
  8. Why don’t you just Lawnmower Man your way into one of the camera feeds at the game and report back to all of us?
  9. He was named after his father.
  10. By closing your mom’s bedroom door? Stop being a fucking pussy. Life is better without fearing every shadow.
  11. Princely must have eaten the brisket.
  12. I'm intrigued by this possible train detailment.
  13. Abbott is rolling out his statement now.
  14. and the socket set isn't the root cause of the guy wanting to dismantle an automotive engine make it run better, but he SURE AS FUCK CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT THE TOOL YOU DUMB CUNT.
  15. Trumpism promises that when you die, 69 virgins will troll libs on social media in your name.
  16. Confirms my suspicions that Jimbo tried to blow him in the pool prior to the spiking incident.
  17. Apparently, Umanlymannishman spiked a volleyball in Jimbo Fisher’s face during the pool party. Fisher got pissed, climbed out of the pool and stormed off. The coaches stopped speaking with Princely after that and he basically ended up doing an Irish goodbye before the ice cream was served.
  18. In tribute to the Astros Hall of Famers
  19. You fuck off. You spread nativist hate, you spread poison, and that poison is now actively killing people like me and my family. You’re a fucking terrorist, straight up.
  20. A brown dude had some shoe bomb 10 years ago, that ended up hurting, much less killing 0 people. 10 years later people are STILL taking their shoes off at airports. 40 MASS shootings since then by white dudes. And NOTHING. FUCK right off GOP/NRA.
  21. DLine, Rb, and LB. Coaching staff tells Surly to EABOD.
  22. Your idea of “proof” is about as concrete as quicksand. Well just ignore the other direct text from Meyer discussing violating the dead period and making sure not to be identified in Austin by Tom Herman for fear of a bump violation. Is breaking rules you directly know about clean? Youre piece of shit program in your cesspool state that covers up HS gang rape by football players can fuck off and die. Own it motherfucker.
  23. "We're being audited." "Have Listeater destroy any evidence."
  24. Orlando nightclub shooting: "immortal13 It is true. Islam is not a religion of peace. Read the Quran" http://www.shaggytexas.com/board/showthread.php/170698-Orlando-nightclub-shooting-thread?p=9657643&viewfull=1#post9657643
  25. The JUCO CB aggy thought they were getting ( Domio ) committed to Auburn.
  26. My dog passed almost a year ago. Pyrenees/lab mix. I came home from work yesterday and surprised the kids (and the wife a little) with a dog. Wife knew, it’s just this dog is bigger than she expected. Here’s Penny. Almost 5 month old mix. Has Pyrenees in her (double dew claw) but that’s about all we know. Mom was about 40 lbs. She’s about 17 now.
  27. We have an entire political party for this.
  28. Breaking news: Mexico now rethinking paying for wall...
  29. I’m perfectly fine taking these kids this early. Herman hasn’t missed on an evaluation yet that I can recall. When that happens I’ll change my viewpoint. They’ve shown they’re way ahead of the services at finding talent. Also fuck Bobby burton.
  30. This take will either age incredibly poorly, or we're about to have the best three-deep at cornerback in the country.
  31. A liar? Well we can't have one of those as president.
  32. I know this isn’t a 9.95er because that was a fair amount of words without any ridiculous grammar, syntax, or spelling errors and it included the word phalanx which was used correctly.
  33. Shut the fuck up you stated you wanted to shoot illegals for fun.
  34. They could have a 3 win season and 2 days after the season is over it’s like it never happened. Every single year.
  35. Nobody gives a fuck. Nobody gave a fuck when kids were mass murdered at Sandy Hook. Nobody will do shit.
  36. His followers know it but they don't care. The mud beneath their shoes is worth more the life of a brown or black person. I don't give a s*** how many Bible passages Betty Sue shares on Facebook, she and the rest of his followers are racist pos.
  37. Hey did you hear anftifa threw milkshake at a guy? They need to be registered as a terrorist organization.
  38. Are we at a place where we can look back and laugh at how fucking stupid you idiots were in June or is it too soon?
  39. Every day at 5:30 sharp. "Hey boss, you forget something? Our bowls aren't filling themselves."
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