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Showing content with the highest reputation on 08/08/19 in Posts

  1. Kyle is dragging his nuts all over aggie today.
  2. LSU plays in a conference full of primitive offenses that make an opposing D look good. Things look a lot different when they run into competent, modern offenses. Georgia was averaging 18.5 PPG before the bowl. Texas put 28 on them even trying to run the clock out for most of the 2nd half. Bama gave up 14.8 PPG. OU scored 34 and Clemson 44 against them. Mizzou's D averaged 24.4 PPG. Okie Lite barely qualified for a bowl game. The Cowboys had a 3-6 record in the Big XII and scored 38 points. Vandy surrendered 25.1 PPG. Like OSU, Baylor barely qualified and had a losing record in the Big XII. The Bears put up 45 in the bowl. Objectively, Big XII offenses were much better than those of the SEC in the 4 inter-conference bowl games. Texas outscored UGa's average by 9.5 points. OU went 19.2 points over Alabama's average. OSU was a lower tier Big XII team and exceeded Missouri's average by 13.6 points. Baylor another lower tier team from the Big XII beat Vandy's average defensive effort by 19.9 points. On the flip side of the coin, Texas averaged 31.1 points scored with 28 vs Georgia. IOW, the 2nd rated defense in the SEC was 3 points tougher than the average defense in the Big XII. Alabama did manage to keep OU 15 points under their average but that average was so high that Bama looked merely above average, not utterly dominant as they did against the SEC's crap offenses. OSU was right on their average so Mizzou performed like an average Big XII defense. Finally Baylor was scoring 28.3 PPG coming into the bowl. Vandy's D was 17 points worse than the average D in the Big XII. When you look at actual outcomes, it's clear that any claim of tough defense in the SEC is the result of how bad the offenses are in that league. The same defenses look MUCH worse when pitted against modern, well-coached offenses - even those with significantly less talent. Put SEC teams through a Big XII schedule and I guarantee you that most of them would give up north of 30 PPG. The proof is in the pudding even if it is a bitter pill for the SEC homers to swallow.
  3. aggys new uniforms
  4. Did Carl Sagan call it, or what?
  5. This is gonna be long, but I'm bored and avoiding work. It's usually a mostly steady uptick as they beat up on cream puffs and roll out to a 5-1 or 4-2 first half before the wheels fall off and the gnashing of tooth begins. I think this year there will be a lot more zig-zags: They'll pound Texas St. "It's finally our year, praise Jimbo and White Jesus!" They'll get pounded by Clemson. "I'm not worried. It was a road loss against an NFL caliber team and there's a lot to learn from that game that'll help us beat Bama at Kyle." They'll pound Lamar. "See, Cletus, I told y'all it was our year. I can't believe we're only #21. We might be the best 2-1 team ever." They'll lose a heartbreaker at home to Auburn. "God dammit. Nobody beats us at Kyle. Auburn must be way better than people thought. But we can still win out and make the playoff." They'll beat Arkansas by something like 28-24. "Not pretty, but a road win in the SEC is something only four or five teams in the whole country are capable of. I can't believe we're 16-point underdogs to Bama. Nobody beats us at Kyle!" Bama beats them at Kyle by 31. "Well, shit, Cletus. What are ya gonna do? But we're still looking like a 9-3 team headed to a New Year's Six bowl." Aggy rolls up wins against Ole Miss, Miss St, and UTSA. They're 6-3 and ranked again. "Gig 'em, bitches! Farmers Fight! This team has come such a long way - I'm telling ya, Cletus, if we could start the season over with these fine young men playing this well, we'd be 9-0." South Carolina upsets aggy at Kyle. "Fucking refs, god dammit!" Aggy loses by 28 at Georgia. "Hold me, Cletus." Aggy loses by 28 at LSU to finish 6-6. "I fucking TOLD you Jimbo wasn't the guy, Cletus! Like 80% of our roster will start in the NFL and we're going to the god damned Liberty Bowl. If we don't win at least 12 next season, it's time to call Belichick." I hate aggy, a lot. But I also love those delusional little weirdos. It's gonna be a fun year. (And fuck you, texags)
  6. 10 points
    Thiefery is on a 1 week vacation for posting NSFW content in recruiting threads.
  7. Everything is about you, you megalomaniac piece of shit. Glad you had a great day. Don't worry about the 31 funerals, or the market plummeting 1600 points in a week, or the soy bean farmers with no customers because of your dumb ass, or the crumbling infrastructure you campaigned on and have done nothing about, or our failing public education system, or Iran building nukes since you yanked us out of the deal, or any of it. Just get some fake praise and go play golf, you fat sack of idiocy.
  8. The Princely volleyball story has now made its way to IT.
  9. Listening to the aggy championship game.
  10. I said for years they needed to make that change....glad to see it finally happened
  11. Tommy Lee has had enough!
  12. there you go again, motherfucker!
  13. https://streamable.com/k44e3 Who did this? I'm dead
  14. Look at this shit. Makes me sick.
  15. FYI on Pouncey: -Amazing ball skills. Elite in this regard. -Underdeveloped and probably weighs 165lbs soaking wet. Will blossom physically in college. -78 inch wing span -I would expect Jordan Pouncey to be plenty involved in the WR rotation. -He’d be the best CB signed in Bilbo Fisher’s 3 classes at ATM. Liucci is a fucking clown to attempt to talk shit about him and his ranking. We should save his bullshit and tweet bomb his clown ass in 3 years.
  16. Chester is 6 months now! 8 weeks in the first pic.
  17. The team tried, but you kept telling them to get off your lawn.
  18. Instead of posting the practice schedule online or in the locker room, Orgeron called everyone personally to tell them when and where to be. Half of them thought he was trying to sell them a car warranty, and the other half are wandering the Memphis airport, looking for a little girl in a pink gorilla costume.
  19. Wears jacket on 100 degree day and complains about the heat
  20. What starts here ends up all over the fucking internet.
  21. That Fong Fong Fong Fong Fong
  22. The majority of their conference wins stem from Arkansas and South Carolina. They're 7-0 vs Arky, 5-0 vs South Carolina and 18-26 vs the remainder of the conference including 1-6 vs Bama and 1-6 vs LSU. They've padded their win total against the soft competition in the SEC. They have a losing record against every SEC West team with the exceptions of Arky and Ole Miss who they're 4-3 against. Basically the aggy are 11-3 vs the bottom dwellers of the SEC West and 9-20 vs the rest of the west.
  23. It was Eagles and I think it was, “I ain’t goin to no damn TCU!”
  24. I hope we get their worst of the worst and best the shit out of them by 50. They’ll make excuses no matter what. It’s why they’re called swamp aggy.
  25. That guy used to post here as @Brisketexan
  26. 3 weeks from today, it begins
  27. We like his effort, but he really dropped he ball on this one. Mcdonalds didn’t exist when aggy last won a championship
  28. I’d call giving up 74 point to aggy very little defense
  29. It really is quite amazing. "Coach recognizes that he would hurt our feelings if he resigns or unilaterally terminates this agreement. Therefore, no financial penalty will be called for in such an event."
  30. I think phones are a big reason for the increase. There are a lot of people staring at their phones during games instead of watching the field.
  31. i like this picture, because one ear is going one way, and the other ear is going the other way, and this other dog is saying, whaddaya want from me
  32. You think aggy is pissed their line is orange?
  33. BBC Dad dropping knowledge. Sums it up perfectly.
  34. Shit song, garbage video. WAY too many shots of aggy.
  35. 5 points
    I genuinely hope that your internet persona is just a bit. If not, you are a truly horrible human being and an example of everything that is wrong with this country right now.
  36. you speak of RATS but provide no evidence sir. I believe thee a liar.
  37. We live in a world where Avengers movies go 3 hours. It’s unoriginal, formulaic, comic book shit with extravagant CGI. We’ve now had 20 Marvel movies and people line up and sit through them for 3 hours of the same shit and no one seems to complain. I’ll gladly sit through a Quentin Tarantino film that goes 2 hours 40 minutes with original characters and an original story.
  38. I believe a group of Karens is called a cunt.
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