Howdy Ags:
I just wanted to stop by and congratulate you on a hard-fought game. As a lifelong WAR DAMM EAGLE I feel very fortunate to leave Kyle Field with a "W". A&M showed a lot of fight, and the future is very bright for you as the premier in-state SEC West program in the Great State of Texas. I know that Jimbo will just get your guys better and better, and I'm sure you'll be in the playoff, if not next year, then the year after.
Even if my team hadn't prevailed, it still would have been a wonderful experience travelling to College Station. I swear, I'll bet I heard "Howdy" 25,000 times. I was a little apprehensive coming to Texas, as my cousin Cleetus once went to a game at Austin, and told me that at least 75,000 of the fans at their stadium were classless. He is a military veteran and a proud American, and was wearing an American Flag pin. He was spat upon by transsexuals dozens of times, and had numerous beers thrown at his pregnant wife, not to mention the coupons that she was handed for local abortion clinics.
But that's not the reception that we got at your magnificent stadium. At one point, I had lost my direction, and an old maroon-wearing lady in a wheelchair rolled up to say "howdy" and to ask if I needed help finding my seat. After helping me find my section, she gave me her address and told me that she would bake me a pecan pie after the game and told me to pick it up on my way home tomorrow.
And heck, I hoped to win the game, but I never expected to win halftime, and we sure didn't. The Fightin' Texas Aggie Band was all we could have imagined. What a performance! I can see how y'all are so proud of them, particularly as the entire band is made up of future Generals and Admirals that will keep our nation safe.
Anyway, that's all for now. Thanks for an amazing day in beautiful College Station, and I hope that our fans are 1% as welcoming and classy as the Aggies are when you come down to our place.