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Showing content with the highest reputation on 09/21/19 in Posts

  1. "As an Auburn fan, I have to say Texas A&M fans are the best in the country. I was trying to find my way to the stadium from the parking lot, when a generous A&M fan offered to blow me. When I refused his offer, he dropped his trousers, spread his butt cheeks, and then asked me to fuck him in the ass. Best fans in the SEC."
  2. I'm not sure if this was posted because of all the Omeire stuff but Aggy 247 has a hilarious thread because someone posted Smart Chuibuzo's SR highlights so far ... my personal favorite is the pass play at 00:18 https://www.hudl.com/video/3/10089603/5d75e8dc02bbb90e102bda26 .
  3. Howdy Ags: I just wanted to stop by and congratulate you on a hard-fought game. As a lifelong WAR DAMM EAGLE I feel very fortunate to leave Kyle Field with a "W". A&M showed a lot of fight, and the future is very bright for you as the premier in-state SEC West program in the Great State of Texas. I know that Jimbo will just get your guys better and better, and I'm sure you'll be in the playoff, if not next year, then the year after. Even if my team hadn't prevailed, it still would have been a wonderful experience travelling to College Station. I swear, I'll bet I heard "Howdy" 25,000 times. I was a little apprehensive coming to Texas, as my cousin Cleetus once went to a game at Austin, and told me that at least 75,000 of the fans at their stadium were classless. He is a military veteran and a proud American, and was wearing an American Flag pin. He was spat upon by transsexuals dozens of times, and had numerous beers thrown at his pregnant wife, not to mention the coupons that she was handed for local abortion clinics. But that's not the reception that we got at your magnificent stadium. At one point, I had lost my direction, and an old maroon-wearing lady in a wheelchair rolled up to say "howdy" and to ask if I needed help finding my seat. After helping me find my section, she gave me her address and told me that she would bake me a pecan pie after the game and told me to pick it up on my way home tomorrow. And heck, I hoped to win the game, but I never expected to win halftime, and we sure didn't. The Fightin' Texas Aggie Band was all we could have imagined. What a performance! I can see how y'all are so proud of them, particularly as the entire band is made up of future Generals and Admirals that will keep our nation safe. Anyway, that's all for now. Thanks for an amazing day in beautiful College Station, and I hope that our fans are 1% as welcoming and classy as the Aggies are when you come down to our place.
  4. You expect me to believe that O’Neal had enough time to go all the way to the locker room and back in one quarter?
  5. 10 points
    I DGAF who runs against Trump. IF it comes down to it, I'll pull the lever for the Switzer-Bosworth ticket. Anybody not named Trump will be a YUGE net gain for USA
  6. Leon is just pissed because aggy lost someone he might actually have a chance at covering in practice.
  7. This is aggy we’re talking about
  8. Buncha pussies who called ballgame should go find another team to root for
  9. It's some weird shit. I choose to blame Polonsky.
  10. Lots of aggy fans dressed up as bleachers.
  11. Orlando did pretty damn well in the 2nd half almost all their 2nd half points were from muffed punts
  12. Shut your whore mouth, or I’ll shut it for you.
  13. 6 points
    Take the win pussy
  14. It has been such a long, long time , that a Texas QB has had time to throw. Not many mentions of this OL finally coming to play. thanks
  15. Y’all bitches complaining about a win are just that, bitches
  16. Ban yourself and take about 30 other guys on here with you
  17. Coburn got injured on a fucking uncalled chop block. Fuck this game and fuck this conference
  18. Angry and about to have a maaaajor coke hangover is no way to go through life
  19. Best, most passionate fans in CFB!
  20. Looking forward to hearing how awesome aggy and Kroger are from fake Auburn fans.
  21. They weren’t late, O’Neal was leading them out and it took longer than expected
  22. Only word I can think of to describe this - Juicy.
  23. 6 points
    makes sense, they don't really want to be there
  24. Excuse me, but Clemson beat a top 15 aggy team that figures to only lose 5 or 6 times all season.
  25. Lol at the "least satisfying win ever" people. As was stated above, the 2009 b12 champ game didnt exactly inspire confidence. Or how about one of our many 1-score games last year? 21-13 against Arkansas fucking State in '07 wasn't very fun either. Remember when Vince had to rush for a 1st on 4th-18 against the fucking Jayhawks? Yea, it should have been a much more comfortable win, but have y'all only been watching Texas football for like 8 months? Sent from my SM-G975U using Tapatalk
  26. SMU got better when Chad Morris left and the SMU coaching staff said "fuck his players lets go get a bunch of transfers".
  27. Best Coach at making it close in the 4th quarter after being absolutely dominated for 3 quarters
  28. Didn't miss the game, just ran out of insulin.
  29. 5 points
    Of all the dumb shit comments in this thread, this is the crown jewel.
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