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  1. futureman

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Showing content with the highest reputation on 10/05/19 in all areas

  1. 16 points
    MAGAdeth Fool and the Gang The Lying Burrito Bros
  2. 12 points
    Bin....GO! Some of us have been telling you this shit since BEFORE day one (when he was still in the primary, but we saw him appealing to our weak American id). Anyone who has ever had ANY experience with a narcissist knew the script that he was going to follow - it is, LITERALLY, textbook. And it’s also why I hate - and I mean that word - his sycophantic supporters. Trump is a psychopath, and he is what he is. But the sycophants...they had a choice. And they CHOSE to betray this country for power and wickedness. History will shit on Trump, but the greatest scorn should fall on those ordinary folks who chose to protect him and make his cruel vision a reality. Cornyn, McConnell, Nielsen....fucking all of them. Their names should go down with Goebbels and Himmler. Fuck. Them. All.
  3. 10 points
    we’re gonna win.
  4. This is how I summed up my feelings on the game via Instagram.
  5. Officials have called a timeout to review this comment. And now a break for these sponsors ...
  6. Who the fuck cares?
  7. Fool & The Gang Lionel Bitchie and the Commonwhores
  8. Anwar need to focus school
  9. Back to band names... Grateful when they’re all Dead
  10. Buncha sour bitches here, enjoy the dub.
  11. Yes it is. Were you not paying attention two weeks ago? Our defense consistently rolls over in the 4th quarter and we almost blew a conference game because of it if it weren't for a great onside recovery. Our coaching staff goes ultra-conservative with leads in the 4th quarter and our team takes on that personality. The defense lacks aggression, energy, and focus with a lead and we consistently turn games that should be over into games where the opponent has a slim comeback hope. It absolutely does need to change. It's not worth freaking out or firing people over, but it absolutely is an issue.
  12. Shitty Grifty Trump Band.
  13. Just put where they're going in the title, this isn't an awards ceremony.
  14. She was actually decent looking. He was 80 and she was late 30s-ish. Grandma was out of the game but grandpa still had the fire. Housekeeper told me and my uncle (grandpa’s son; my mom’s brother) at grandpa’s funeral what the devious, dirty old bastard was up to for the last 10 years. That rotten son of a gun started tapping a decent looking Hispanic housekeeper in her late 20’s when he was in his late 70’s. She said he had to use the pump the last few years. My uncle about passed out when he heard what she had to say and finally started to laugh when he noticed I was hyperventilating with laughter. Grandpa was a kook.
  15. she is a chunkier Mexican lady you won't like her.....oh shit it is Vic never mind
  16. 5 points
  17. 5 points
  18. The Gnashing Trumpkins Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
  19. D+C Treason Factory
  20. If my former SMU football player grandpa was still around he’d slug down 3 bourbons, grab his penis pump and then lay the hammer to the housekeeper as he was apt to do. Go Ponies!!
  21. Tulsa's in Oklahoma, right? Fuck those guys.
  22. Hey, 5* OL recruits. I'm just saying.
  23. Did Levy just say the WV HC listens to Osteen every day? Now I really hate him.
  24. joel osteen? jesus thats embarrassing
  25. Fat corrupt shitstain motherfuckers. (I don't think I'm doing this right, but it's accurate)
  26. Gundy Plan Beat Texas or Play them close Shit the bed against inferior opponent Dominate everywhere else Get absolutely destroyed by OU
  27. No, the answer to your question is: You are a disingenuous dickbag with an extensive history of being a disingenuous dickbag and everyone has figured out that you are incapable or unwilling to have a good faith discussion on any of these topics. TLDR Fuck off troll
  28. OP is the least interesting dash cam video I’ve ever watched.
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