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Showing content with the highest reputation on 10/07/19 in all areas

  1. You look at Oklahoma over there and it's just all about the tradition that no matter what time of day it is, OU still sucks.
  2. 23 points
    The GOP let this happen. They nominated this fucking lunatic. They supported him. They fucking DEFENDED him. All while it was crystal fucking clear to anyone with half a brain and a shred of dignity that he is a traitor who is selling out our country. Do not forget that. And do not forgive it.
  3. 14 points
    Oh no not the mandate of heaven
  4. 14 points
    Here’s the thing. He’s not just undermining our credibility under his administration. He’s also telling the world that even if they deal with a sane future POTUS, the American people can later put in another reality tv star and royally fuck them. Great job, Gary Johnson Voter.
  5. Hard to say. We know he’s injured, and we know he’s out for the season, so we can assume that he’s out for the season because he’s injured, unless it’s for another reason. But he’s definitely out for the season and injured.
  6. 14 points
    He is more committed to that apostrophe than he’s been to his three wives.
  7. Saw this little gem from texags on one of their "college gameday crew took a crap on us" threads and couldn't help myself. Texas A&M record in Big 12: 106-80 / .569 winning pct Texas Tech record during same period: 119-68 / .636 winning pct
  8. 11 points
    the republican claim is that you can't give the government power because shitty people can get in charge and do shitty things. then republicans are elected and prove exactly that. seems like the real problem is republicans.
  9. Lincoln Riley got friendzoned by South Austin’s mom.
  10. 10 points
    He thinks Turkey just might be using chemical warfare - tryptophan.
  11. 10 points
    It seems like this is just trump trying to distract from the impeachment press. His dumb ass thinks he'll declare leaving from Syria. It'll make big news and either Republicans will love it or hate it. If they love it then he just goes on as planned and claims he did something great. If they hate it he says he has considered it and decided to change his mind to help the kurds and brands himself the "savior" of the Kurdish. Then still claims he did something great.
  12. 10 points
    Go fuck yourself George. Either stop concern trolling, or put your money where your mouth is and divorce that stupid, enabling, bitch wife of yours.
  13. I have no issue with upside down horns from OU folks. It's essentially their school hand sign. Good. We're rivals and we play the greatest rivalry game in the country. It's when second rate wannabe programs do it that it's funny and out of place. Doesn't make me angry, it's just humorous.
  14. I heard he was making an unofficial visit to Oregon. Got cholera and typhoid. Also had 4 oxen stolen from him. The recruiting trail can be treacherous.
  15. Sweet. We didn't just betray them by pulling out. We used split second timing to set them up for a surprise attack. If I were an American soldier pulling out of the area...hell, I don't know what I'd think seeing our Kurdish allies watching us bug out. I'd like to think I might jump out of the vehicle and stay, but I'm a wus and military discipline is essential. Trump should be turned over to the Kurds when he is removed. Drop him by parachute with his elder children right into mountain hideouts. Tattoo the Trumps' foreheads with Allah is a dick.
  16. I see that the appropriate level of anger and hatred is brewing in this thread. Friendly fire is always a risk during Hate Week.
  17. Rick Perry told him to abandon the Kurds
  18. Answer to his question: when you vote to confirm a guy who was only nominated because he took the view that sitting presidents cannot be indicted to the Supreme Court. Donald Trump cannot be described as an authoritarian unless people in the Congress allow and enable him to, and that’s precisely what Jeff Flake did. If ever there was a US Senator with a more appropriate last name, I’ve never heard of such a person.
  19. We are Lucy with the football to the Kurd's Charlie Brown. Our history of betraying them goes back decades. We promise help that never arrives. We suggest we'll help them get a homeland but never do. We fight beside them against ISIS and now we step aside so the Turks can try to wipe them out of Syria. This is a multi-administration shame. This public blessing of attacking the Kurds is probably a new level of betrayal. I wish I could stop hating my country. Our allies against ISIS, let's put a face on it: (The above, KIA) "Go ahead, shake hands, we mean it this time. Really!"
  20. It’s going to piss me off when our back ups give up a touchdown in the fourth quarter and blow our shutout.
  21. I'm so glad that guy wearing the alien hat started tilting his head down at the end of that shot. It worked perfectly with the placement of that bag of dicks so I could make him nuzzle and then deepthroat that one on the end.
  22. Yeah I think this game goes 1 of 2 ways. Either the Longhorns win. Or Oklahoma Loses. Just not sure which way it’s going to play out Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  23. For a group of hypervigilant folks constantly on the look-out for the antichrist, they sure suck at it. Hell, I remember around 2010 when my mom seriously discussed the possibility Obama was it.
  24. They were 11th. If we were Aggies we'd be talking about our record vs Top 11 opponents.
  25. Yeah, we're just guaranteed to do nothing for the next 15 innings?! Christ, man.
  26. We're going to kick their ass!
  27. I think that Trump is actually a Dada artist and is satirizing Western liberalism-capitalism along with it's political machinations in order to wake us up from our bourgeois slumber.
  28. Erdogan probably told Trump he’d help him with Joe Biden.
  29. We’re abandoning the Kurds and giving permission for them to be slaughtered by Erdogan after they’ve fought valiantly with us against ISIS. Fuck this administration. Fuck them dead.
  30. The first shooting was clearly a warning by DPD anticipating his being called as a witness
  31. Kirk Herpstreet is Chip Brown, but on a national stage, a younger Paul Finebaum but with 100% more chicken shit and bus station semen flowing through his veins and gastrointestinal tract. He enjoys beating on Texas, while guzzling on nearly everyone else, including aggy early on, as usual. He is a barking rectum, desperate for attention/follows/endorsements and likely realizes his pathetic little life means nothing, influences no one, and his opinions are as enduring as farts in a hurricane.
  32. "Do the Astros play today?" No, it's a travel day. They play in Tampa tomorrow. "Why do they pick such random places?"
  33. Don't forget after Donald Trump is no longer in office that your GOP neighbors were complicit in their purposeful ignorance and self-delusion. Never again listen to any moral argument they try to make, as their moral "foundation" is utterly meaningless. It's only tribalism, truth is not important, morality is not important, principles are not important, being in power is what is important and nothing else. I give old senile people a pass here, they are not honestly capable of discerning truth from fiction. But those that are not senile, have simply proven that they are neither moral nor principled at this point. Simply as you know they would be absolutely losing their minds had Obama or heaven forbid Hillary Clinton done exactly what Trump has admitted to doing already. We used to be a country that could at least see the truth whether it was good for our political party or bad for our political party. The GOP now lives in a false reality without any morals or principles to guide them.
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