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Showing content with the highest reputation on 10/17/19 in all areas

  1. 19 points
    Is Turkey a dude?
  2. 18 points
    Loved to be harraunged by a old rich white boomer with a penis from fucking Texas about the politics of intersectionality. We all know - because you yell at us about it daily - that you’re (BT) the greatest white liberal savior to ever exist but on behalf of white women everywhere, RAY DON, sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up. White women have many problems and I’m willing to listen to POC about their concerns but I’ll be goddamned if I’m gonna let a white boomer dude shame me about anything.
  3. 16 points
    HAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCKING SHIT HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA
  4. 13 points
    Chicken fried steak on grilled Texas toast, with spicy Whataburger ketchup and cream gravy. Dash of Frank’s Red Hot sauce not pictured. Slammed and went hard.
  5. 13 points
    What is the cost per soldier to buy the US military's help? I'd like to invade Oklahoma.
  6. 12 points
    It's like the political version of Gathering of the Juggalos.
  7. Awful news. He was among the best of us. A real fighter. We lost a powerful voice with his passing. Rest In Peace
  8. 11 points
    How you know they dint drive up from Pasadena or somethin? Just found this at the 6th Floor Museum today. Seems as good a place as any:
  9. 11 points
    Getting into a fist fight with Jr. is on my "make a wish" list.
  10. 10 points
    We have to make sure Republicans never live this shit down.
  11. 10 points
    Also home of the naked burger
  12. 10 points
    You’re an insufferable twat
  13. 10 points
    You’re right, no issue can be addressed unless we address all of them at once.
  14. 10 points
    Tell T's F 2 not be A D and you'll kick his A and P in his W's B if U don't C some G's
  15. After seeing the fine specimens at this Texas rally, I don’t wanna hear no more shit about Alabama. Woo doggie - those are some scary looking inbred fat freaks.
  16. "I never said 'no quid pro.' I said we didn't want to order the squid to go. Many people don't know, but sqid isn't something you want just sitting on the counter but we're making billions and billions, some have said trillions on the China tariffs and we made a deal with Turkey that will be very good for the Kurds and the sand and now we have ammunition. They said, sir, we don't have ammunition and I said we never want have a president hear that but our patriot farmers are great and making millions and millions of dollars, some have said maybe a gajillion."
  17. Man we really should have started Urquidy tonight and Grienke tomorrow so we have JV to throw at home on Saturday. And cole if needed Sunday. Idiots.
  18. Shut the fuck up about benching Yordan and fuck Yordan. He needs the playoff ABs and it's not exactly costing us series, is it? He's gonna shut y'all up before this run is over.
  19. I'll bet there are more disability checks than belts in that crowd.
  20. I know this is a nit pick, but as a Navy man, I can't let it slide...it's Admiral McRaven, not general.
  21. Calling Louie Gohmert smart should result in an automatic invocation of the 25th Amendment.
  22. And fuck John Smoltz, openly pulling for the Yankees to comeback and win fuck that douche
  23. I am reserving 300 rooms, then will cancel 3 days before
  24. Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
  25. Aggy might not lie, but they certainly do outlie.
  26. I suggest all of you pussies who live and die with every pitch/batter immediately head to the liquor store before 9 or call your dealer because y’all need to settle down.
  27. The assassination of Orange Julius
  28. Sounds like a variant of turf toe. There are two main muscle/tendon units that run under/to the great toe: flexor hallucis longus (FHL) and flexor hallucis brevis (FHB). The latter runs only as far back as the hindfoot, whereas FHL comes from the leg itself. Additionally, FHB has sesamoid bones embedded in it at the base of the great toe (like tiny kneecaps under the ball of the great toe) that are typically contiguous with the joint capsule there (plantar plate). Turf toe is usually the common term applied to an injury to the plantar plate there at the first metatarsophalangeal joint (MTP1). If they are talking about a tendon that runs from the heel to the toe but is part of a longer muscle/tendon unit, that would be FHL. Either way, a partial tendon tear is often amenable to nonoperative treatment. He is probably done for the season, IMO. Sometimes you treat one of these non-surgically only to convert later after things don't get well-- adds to the overall timeline and could potentially make this stretch into spring ball. One hopes that will not be the case here. The good news is that sewing up foot tendon splits and/or partial tears is not usually technically challenging. If two team docs like nonop care though, it sounds good to me. edit: there are some other things like adductor hallucis that go to the great toe that would not generally fit the bill and were therefore left out of my answer.
  29. I've been thinking about this, Mr. Hand. If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time? Certainly, there's nothing wrong with a little feast on our time.
  30. No more of a fuck your mother post.
  31. Yet another instance of Congress abdicating its authority because it might be unpopular.
  32. Right on cue, we have the mid-season “we have to simplify the defense and get back to teaching the basics.” folks, that’s total admission that they, as teachers, have completely failed in their jobs. we might have a problem.
  33. If you really want to parse it, people don't care that the kids are ruled ineligible, you dullard. People care that the team coached by Coach I Have Never Done Anything Immoral, Illegal or Unethical is in trouble with the UIL, which has thus far shown more balls than the NCAA or the Big XII.
  34. For those of us are college sports fans, the final tally by conference (some states count in multiple conferences): SEC (34), ACC (19), B12 (14), B1G (12), and Pac (5).
  35. It's for Laredo United and one of their students who is fighting cancer. They're the Longhorns. https://www.lmtonline.com/news/article/Correa-s-walk-off-HR-dedicated-to-Laredoan-s-14519465.php https://www.khou.com/article/sports/mlb/astros/ill-be-pointing-at-you-carlos-correa-dedicates-walk-off-home-run-to-laredo-teen-battling-cancer/285-9fa9e627-6278-4620-a32a-09af2f60ffbf
  36. Seeing a dugout full of Latinos congratulating Correa in Spanish while steam rolling Trump and Rudy's hometown team feels pretty good.
  37. Me after that strikeout
  38. Go ahead and celebrate you disgraceful piece of shit. Yea, sure, you saved millions of lives instead of killing brothers and sisters in arms. You claimed personal credit for their courage in defeating ISIS. You say they're not angels as though that has any real meaning in the real world. Treasonous, poisonous, malign Donald Trump is an enemy of the United States in nearly every one of his actions. I guess it's better to be president of Insane Idiot World than that place we used to call the USA. So many other issues today deserve important review including the absurd claim that Doral just happened to be the best according to traditional criteria even though it has never ever been considered previously. The quid pro quo brag. Congressional testimony. Still, I can't get the faces of the Kurds out of my mind while we run away and leave them to their enemies. This vile act is a permanent stain. Nothing bad enough can happen to Donald Trump and his gang of sycophants and family leeches. Removing him won't cure the illness, but it will effectively knock out a disgusting symptom of our national plague.
  39. Scratched this Collings itch....
  40. Why are we erasing the race of that lone woman? White feminism has coopted racial justice dialogue and messaging to a disgusting extent. The only thing more dangerous to people of color than white men is white women. We stand astride the world as unequal partners. A white women standing firm and pointing her finger is what got Emmett Till killed and countless other black men. A white woman is who killed Botham Jean, a black man, in his home and earned herself a light sentence and hugs from the judge and victim's families. The idea that a white woman's gender makes her qualified to stand against the power of white supremacy is absurd. And you're talking about a white woman half of whose job is to tell young women of color in her caucus to shut up and go back to waiting tables while the old white people like her and Chuck and Steny handle things. This is in especially stark relief now that those same young women of color backed Sanders and sent white liberal Twitter and media pundits into a tizzy of feigned confusion and alarm.
  41. Yeah, I wonder why people's minds would go to Trump when one of his political enemies dies...I mean, it's not like he has a history of attacking the dead or anything. On a related note, do you think the Trumpkins will replace McCain with Cummings in the pistol whipping video, or just add him?
  42. It’s because Texas got its ass whipped on both sides of the ball. 9 sacks allowed on offense, Greg Davis specials all day and starting every drive deep in own territory due to repeated stupidity on KR. Defense missed around 25 tackles and let Hurts get easy run after easy run and had no sacks in spite of OU having issues at Tackle. Was a 7 point game but Texas was flat out the weaker team physically all game
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