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Showing content with the highest reputation on 10/19/19 in Posts

  1. 28 points
    These threads are such cancer. Tom is our guy. He needs a better staff around him and he for sure needs a deeper, more experienced roster. But looking at the bigger picture: Immediate turn around year 1 in winning a bowl game and going above .500 10 wins in year 2 including a NY6 bowl win (an ass whipping against Georgia) and a win against OU in the Cotton Bowl 5-2 right now in year 3 - with our 2 losses against 2 of the best 5 teams in college football I get it. He plays games tight that shouldn't be tight. But fuck, he actually wins, and compared to late Mack and Charlie that is a breath of fresh air. 2020 is our year. It always was our year. 2018 and 2019 are building years. We're young and we're banged up this year. Last year we still had Chuckles stink on the roster. Next year if we aren't blowing out shitty teams and finishing at worst 11-1 then maybe we start looking. But as of now, Tom is doing what he should be. It's amazing how quickly we get spoiled after being such dogshit for so many years. Just win and move on. 10-2 is on the table. B12 title is on the table. Another Sugar Bowl is on the table. Hook 'em Horns and let's move on to next week, try and get healthy and fuck up TCU's bitch ass.
  2. Exchanged DMs on Twitter with the Bot. He is taking a short break from Surly.
  3. 12 points
    also, fuck every single one of you sitting here advocating for urban fucking meyer. guy is a sack of fuck shit human being and this board has (rightfully) spent the past year + fucking shitting all over him. now you're sucking his dick? fuck that.
  4. Sorry jerking off to the GOAT
  5. #CoupSomething!
  6. if the site was giving you errors or being slow it should be fixed now. Sorry
  7. Please take off the 1969 uniforms at halftime you cunts.
  8. Sorry your plan didn’t work.
  9. You would really have been in the dog house if the cops murdered your wife because you told adt to send them.
  10. 6 points
    People should mock all the right wing conspiracy theories because they’re insane and do nothing but muddle reality with disinformation for the stupid and easily influenced. The left wing conspiracy theories should also be mocked. @bad_teammate is correct. It is amazing what Hillary has become
  11. Yes they are. A political party that works to actively weaken the country and its alliances and then loses 50 nukes to an aggressive dictator that is invading another country, using chemical weapons on an ally, as our military is pulled out hastily is the enemy. Diverting funding from defense to build stupid ineffective structures is the mark of an enemy. Undermining the legitimacy of the office, harming our citizens, press, and rules, while enriching himself in the process is the mark of the enemy. Trump and the GOP are enemies of the state. They deserved to imprisoned in gibbets and set to rot. They undermine elections and actively seek to rig them in their favor. This is not a disagreement in methods or ideology. They are enemies to this country and should be treated as such. We haven’t even brought up the inhumane treatment of immigrants and their children. If the next democrat to take office supports the idea of deporting all republicans I would be on board. Fuck them. Let them enjoy becoming the Mississippi of Siberia or Liberia. Sorry dad, that includes you. It is your own damn fault you bought into right wing propaganda and fear based decision making.
  12. We already knew Galindo was, but Ahmad may have outdone him today. Constantly gargling Carters balls and spewing out the absolute dumbest and incorrect argument for every reviewed play. I swear they were trading handjobs with each other every time Kansas made a big play. And "Duveryay". Jfc Lowell.
  13. Chicken or the egg. How good of a passer was Stanley before Orlando? Our defense tends to make superstars out of folks.
  14. 5 points
    Surely the next coach we hire will be the one to win it all year 2
  15. I fucking hate his shit eating grin after games like this. "What a game, huh?" Go fuck yourself Tom.
  16. Hey! Nice presser Mensa. Go floss your teeth with Your own hymen. Fucking OC masquerading as a HC fraud.
  17. 5 points
    i realize it's kansas, but i don't see how you get "terrible" from 31/44 for 399 yards, 4 tds and 1 pick + 14 carries for 91 yards.
  18. 640 yards, too. Dumbest fucking thread.
  19. Go back to the cloak Room your twinks are waiting for you
  20. Just got a ticket from a friend. Undefeated orange trucker hat will be in the house. We got this.
  21. In this group with me
  22. that's classic. that might be the worst fake punt ever. so now Arky has run the worst fake punt ever and they've been fooled by the greatest punt return trick play ever.
  23. Gus Johnson commentary
  24. 5 points
    The entire Dem leadership was anti-impeachment until a few weeks ago and Tulsi took an extra week past Pelosi to support impeachment means. Is Tulsi a good candidate for president? Hell no. Is she in any way a Russian agent or stooge? No. Here are some extremely simple questions: - What money is she getting from Russia? - Who are her Russian contacts? - What specific policies does she advocate alone among Democrats that are Putin-led instead of just overly conservative (small c)? - What blackmail (don't say "kompromat" you fucking Q-anon-for-libs idiots, we have an English word for the same thing you're not in a god damned Cold War thriller novel and it doesn't make you smart or more expert) do they have on her? There should be answers to these questions that make sense. There aren't. As for her going on FOX, answer these honestly: - Would CNN or MSNBC have her on to defend herself? - If they did have her on, would they actually let her speak or would they just constantly chime in to push the narrative that the Clintons want pushed? It's an indictment of CNN and MSNBC that she has to go to FOX to get a chance to defend herself without being incessantly interrupted. Watch the interview. Hillary Clinton is accusing a sitting Congresswomen and a member of our armed forces (not that I respect that personally) OF BEING AN AGENT OF A FOREIGN ENEMY. I know we like to banter online, but you guys are the same ~dEcOrUm~ libs who are just appalled everytime the Cheeto Man says or does something that breaks norms. Hillary isn't one of us. She isn't on a tiny little web forum talking shit. Look at Tucker's question at 1:09. Is he wrong? No, he's not. It's fucking insane that Clinton is doing this. It's unhinged. It's psychopathic. It's like watching people in a race with each other to see who can turn off their critical thinking skills the fastest. The beast (not just Clinton herself, but her godawful, murderous clique of bastards) is dying and it's not happy.
  25. Weird flex but ok
  26. That journey bullshit is so fucking gay. Ahmad just called it a tradition? Wtf
  27. 4 points
    This guy from kansas
  28. Yuliiiii #latepost Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  29. Stop the qb run? How about stopping the running back run?!
  30. Lizzo fucking sucks shes only popular because shes fat
  31. Losing to Kansas is a fireable offense. I don’t give a fuck who the coach is.
  32. At least he’s not a fat fucking retard.
  33. 4 points
    Good morning! I ‘m not just volunteering today and getting to listen to Beto give a speech and getting to meet him..... I’M EATING MOTHERFUCKING LUNCH WITH HIM!!! Being one of five volunteers in the whole state has its perks!!!!!!
  34. 4 points
    I know what he says, but that's not what I hear him actually proposing to do. His message is the standard bipartisan, common-sense solution thing. I mean, look at this ad: That's a return to normalcy message: let's end the partisan bickering, go back to the good ol' days when the extremes didn't dominate the conversation, and we can all come together to do the things we can all agree on as Americans. The problem is that it's idealized bullshit (in my opinion, of course). Partisan warfare is how shit has always gotten done in our adversarial system. The Dems' greatest modern achievements, like New Deal and Civil Rights Act, came through vicious political battles that were forced on the other side through sheer political power. And the extremes don't dominate right now. Only one extreme dominates —the far right — while the Dems has been a feeble centrist party since Clinton took office. It is only relative to that modern rightward shift that Warren's policies could be viewed as extreme. Pete even recognized as much early in his run before he settled on the Biden/Harris lane. I don't see any real difference between what Pete is saying and what Obama promised in 2008, aside from Pete wanted some structural reforms like eliminating the filibuster. Maybe that would be enough to have more success, but I'm skeptical about getting 50 Senate Dems. Either way, I see the lesson of the last decade as being that we have to fight from the left as hard as McConnell has been fighting from the right. Which is why Warren really resonates with me.
  35. You realize that America has a lot of brown and/or slanty-eyed people who have a completely different world view than the cool crowd? America also has a lot of people who like to get down with members of the same sex. And some have no interest in Jesus and might worship Allah or Budda or cats or the stars. These people probably vote the opposite way you and the cool crowd do. Stranger still, some of these people have done greater service to the country and are by objective standards, more patriotic than the guy with the 5' flag on the back of his pickup. Some Americans are nothing but a mishmash of freaks of bad tattoos but they realize that their "authority" to govern absolutely ends in their own behavior, and that it's right to let other people live the way they want to. Democracy is a messy thing and the lines get blurry when your values conflict with arbitrary rules. And yet all these millions of people are Americans, too, with every right to live in peaceful freedom in their own different way. And certainly you believe and will defend their right to do so. That's what you meant when you said, "loves America" isn't it?
  36. 4 points
    I'm not sure if she's a Russian asset. I am sure however that I want to lick her box.
  37. I"m sure their reasoning was so they could adjust to Central Standard time.
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