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Showing content with the highest reputation on 10/28/19 in Posts

  1. It would have been first and goal, dumb fuck.
  2. 29 points
    Who gets drunk at 2:30 on a Monday?
  3. 23 points
    "Show respect for the office" -- fuck that. This is a man who has called ANYONE WHO DOESN'T BLINDLY SUPPORT HIM "human scum." How in the blue fuck am I supposed to show respect for that? And WHY should I show respect for that? He fucking called me "human scum." I will show him all the respect that is due to someone who declares the very people he took an oath to serve "human scum" - and that amount would be ZERO. Every day that he is in office, this open sore of a nation that he has helped create festers even more, and the long-term prognosis gets even worse. Fuck him up his putrid ass.
  4. 17 points
    Barron was probably at home watching the game with his real dad.
  5. 15 points
    I am also picturing Eric left sitting on the steps outside of the White House with a Nats hat and his glove.
  6. 13 points
    I really don’t care do u?
  7. Give him Rodney's cap and he won't have to.
  8. 11 points
    It's amazing that Soros has any money left after buying all the tickets to a World Series game.
  9. 11 points
    The guy in front of them is what you’d get if Mitt Romney and Steve Carrell had a baby.
  10. 1. Cool thread - it's definitely needed. 2. Shitty take as usual. 3. If you're so above it all, go post on a gardening board instead of getting butthurt about people getting butthurt about football on a football board.
  11. Being reported that the last thing he said was "I wish I had some dirt on Hunter Biden."
  12. I wish that dog were President
  13. Take that shit to the Baseball forum.
  14. aggy is not in the same universe as Texas in terms of the morality of its football program. Ever since that tower collapsed in South Bend, the Michigan Men and only the Michigan Men have been our only competition in the morality sweepstakes. How quickly some of you would discard the very core of our identity! Moral supremacy! Paying some underprivileged minorities a couple Gs under the table while the university generates hundreds of millions in revenue off their unpaid labor to fund the bloated salaries of dozens of administrative lackeys in the AD is entirely beneath this unimpeachable university, much less hiring someone the ilk of Urban Meyer. The very thought of him prowling the sidelines of the heretofore virtuous University of Texas football programs induces extreme nausea. The very same petrodollar funded program whose glory days gave rise to the last all-white National Championship team and Meat on the Hoof! I refuse to besmirch the good name of the Texas Longhorns by even contemplating the hiring of a coach who would immediately place the program among the nationally elite scum like Alabama, Ohio State and Oklahoma. Even mentioning Texas in the same sentence as those "universities" taints our pristine reputation. Texas will Win the Right Way with Good KidsTM or simply won't bother.
  15. He did get ambushed though...
  16. 7 points
    tom herman is not charlie strong. after the bye week we’ll be healthier and will have had a chance to catch our breath and regroup. orlando will make adjustments to our defensive scheme because at this point he has no other choice; we’ll be better on defense because it’s not possible to be worse. sam will finish the season on fire because he’s tough as nails and does not shrink under pressure. herman will have these guys ready to go and we finish 9-3. if baylor loses to OU we finish 10-3. fight me.
  17. I hope John McCain haunts Lindsey Graham on Christmas Eve. Totally Jacob Marley his ass.
  18. First, they will howl that any and all testimony taken prior to Thursday is null and void. Then, Gym Jordan and Matt Gaetz will don Nancy and Chuck masks and wrestle naked on the steps of the Capitol Building while Trey Gowdy and Lindsey Graham churn butter and recite passages from Leviticus.
  19. Fuck the football board.
  20. Like the Spanish Inquisition, no one expects rude titties in the poli thread. But unlike the Spanish Inquisition, they are welcome. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  21. I did something dumb last night after the game and went and bought a standing room ticket for Game 6. I regret nothing.
  22. Nats fans showing out tonight.
  23. That dog was declassified-- like a dog!
  24. I'd be fine if they let him keep his cash, if they'd just beaten the hell out of him for tailgating.
  25. Civil asset forfeiture sounds like a term made up in Soviet Russia to just steal whatever the State needed. The fact that it is used so liberally as a tool of law enforcement in this country only highlights how far down the path to tyranny we’ve allowed ourselves to stray.
  26. We had a 40 redfish day in Rockport yesterday. All on fly. Best day of redfishing of my life, on any tackle. We started the day saying we would switch off every 30 minutes, then I caught my first 3 fish in the first 10 minutes of fishing and told my buddy I was ready to switch then. We decided we would switch out every 3rd fish or 30 minutes, and only switched out on time twice all day. There were times we wouldn't even have time to switch out and get the other angler on the platform before we were back on fish and hooked up. I hit a fish in the back with my fly and it spun around looking for what hit him, I stripped once and he ate...Then had a 30" trout stalk a small red that was hooked up and follow it almost all the way to the boat. I almost broke my neck trying to get down off the poling platform to get my rod to cast at the trout, but it finally bolted right about the time I got the push pole secured and grabbed my rod. Just an absolutely insane day.
  27. Not so much stupid as just unfortunately funny. Went to HEB with my wife Saturday after the game, since it was open and I was already in a foul mood. We have a floor lamp next to a reading chair that the bulb had gone out on, so "light bulbs" were on the list. Apparently she didn't completely trust me to remember the exact type of bulb we needed, because as I walked to that section she shouted from 2 aisles away "DON'T FORGET WE NEED A THREE-WAY!". No volunteers stepped forward.
  28. We finally get a horndog rep who isn’t revolting to look at and she’s forced to resign. This is why we can’t have nice things.
  29. Spent the weekend getting the rest of the duck blinds set up for next weekend and checking out the progress on the deer food plots, plus topping off the feeders. Had a bunch of teal in the wetlands so should be a good kid's hunt next weekend.
  30. Not sure why everyone seems so confused by this. It's gangbanger types shooting each other up. I guess people are having a hard time getting past the "mass shooter" narrative.
  31. Seeing him receive such contempt warms my heart.
  32. Crowd chanting "lock him up."
  33. *throes We mustn't let grammar slip even in times like this.
  34. You mean his sister?
  35. 5 points
    I know what you're doing. You're trying to trick me into giving something away. It won't work.
  36. Jimmy, there’s $500,000 here. Call it in. Sarge, we got $425,000 over here! Chief, we seized $375,000 at this stop. Mr mayor, this traffic stop resulted in a seizure of $320,000. thank you for coming to this press conference. Today I’m announcing that thanks to the fine work of our outstanding officers, we collected $294,000 in illegal funds and took a dangerous criminal off the streets.
  37. I didn't like Hinch starting Alvarez's bat over Reddick's defense. I thought it was an 'iffy' move when the situation didn't call for it. Hinch was right. All the way right, not that my opinion gives any validation; but rather just giving credit where a lot of credit is due.
  38. Why? Why should they fucking bother? It will not change a thing and we just give up some of our power. Nah. Bitches have been playing nice and above it all for decades and men, as a whole, haven’t followed our example. We’re tired.
  39. and really, I wish all of his supporters were treated this way, and worse, in public 24/7. the bootlickers and supporters of treason should never, ever be given a pass until they’re all dead and gone.
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