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Showing content with the highest reputation on 11/09/19 in all areas

  1. 9 points
    You're hired.
  2. The GOP witness list includes Hillary, Obama, Peter Strzok, George Soros, Joe Whistleblower, Ed Benghazi, Pete Zagate, Bob Butteremails, and Dan Witchunt.
  3. 8 points
    Maybe he should catch better. Maybe not fumble punts. Maybe run a route that isn’t fucking embarrassing on film. Then maybe he’d have a legitimate whine and he’d see a lot more field. I’m as anti-Herman as anyone on this board, but the entitlement of some of these pussies is pushing the limits. My view is that Smith would be an idiot to leave, but fuck off if he does.
  4. Has Baylor played OU and LSU you dumb cunt.? Some of you need to go back read this game thread and read some of the shit that comes out of your mouths. You’re an embarrassment to the fan base.
  5. I'm Gen X, but the Boomers got the '60s and '70s, the two greatest decades of music ever produced. You got Gucci Mane and Post Malone and they got Otis Redding and Led Zeppelin. You might wanna sit the next couple of comments out.
  6. Just booked final four flights.
  7. How do you say it? Furk? Ferk? My takeaways from the game. (I turned it off after you scored after the long punt return. I knew K-State was finished after you got the lead out to more than one score.) 1. Your offensive line and defensive line controlled our offensive and defensive lines. We couldn't get our defense off the field in the second half and couldn't keep our offense on it in the second half. You wore us down in the end. 2. Your receivers were much taller than our d-backs. It was like trying to cover a bunch of Usain Bolts on stilts. 3. I was right about the first possessions of the second half. They completely set the tone for the rest of the game. I don't know what made Orlando pull his head out of his ass with how he was having your secondary play off our receivers but that adjustment pretty much Epsteined our offense in the second half. 4. Both teams made flubs when driving but... 4A. You made yours at the goal line. We made ours at the 40 yard line. 4B. You at least got points out of yours, we didn't. K-State may be well coached but they made too many little mistakes today and got beat by a team that is well athleteed. The way K-State is built it is pretty easy to determine the outcome of games. If K-State can run the ball they win. If they can't they lose. For all the Jordy Nelson jokes if you suited him up today he would be better than any of our current receivers. With Kleinsman's style if K-State can find top notch skill position players they will be in the picture to win the conference. If he can't it will be a bunch of good/decent years but not good enough to remind us of Snyder's best teams. Hope you win out. (Okay I kind of want you to lose to Tech but someone needs to beat Baylor and I don't want Iowa State to have any more to play for than they have to when they play us.)
  8. I should register on a Bama board and start trolling about dotard being the reason the Gumps lost.
  9. We didn't fuck it up! Yay us.
  10. This really is a game where we should all be rooting for the meteor.
  11. "Ding Dong the Purple Wizard's Gone!!"
  12. Those hatin' are the ones who scream like little bitches when Sweet Caroline plays in the 3rd qtr.
  13. That's gonna look great one day in the USF locker room.
  14. Absolutely. See, we are pretty sure Oklahoma, Oregon, or Utah would get smoked in the playoffs, but we don't know for sure and that's why you play the games. Bama got beat at home by a better team that's already in the playoffs. We have the answer. We've seen that game already.
  15. I'm already pissed at our defensive back performance today and our game hasnt even started yet. I need a shot.
  16. Give us the documents!! Fine, here. We’re not reading that!!
  17. I don’t understand people wanting a player of his caliber going to OU over aggy. We’ll likely never play aggy and they’ll never play for anything significant, so let players who don’t want to be here rot in that CS shithole. It reminds me of aggys happy about a player choosing LSU or Bama over Texas. “Yep, he’ll be part of the reason we lose for the next few years but at least he didn’t go to those da-gum sips!”
  18. I ran that first one through my Dotard Translation Device, and here's what it spit out: I am talking to Mark Burnett about doing a big show, perhaps The Apprentice, after the presidency, which I would assume would be in 12 months. This is true, we've had many conversations, I have nothing but time to think about things like this. Reporting!
  19. Our #1 recruit is visiting another school, please go talk about it somewhere else, because you aren't talking about it here.
  20. 2 yards to win a game is better odds than 25 and having to defend. I’d go for 2 every time on the road. Plus there was interference.
  21. Wasn’t aware that OU grads could count past 10. Congrats bud.
  22. the illegal formation call after the timeout that turned back the last touchdown at the end of the game exemplifies what kind of coaching staff herman has. after calling stupid qb runs which everyone knew we were doing and getting nowhere, we call another qb run but fix what failed us the previous 2-3 times only to step on our own dicks because we can't fucking line up right after spending a minute talking about that the play during the time out. i'm ready for this herman experiment to be over. or he learns some fucking humility and hires a staff worthy to coach at the Texas. ogre is making tom look like a fucking idiot. ogre. fuck me.
  23. Fuck Chip Brown Fuck Baylor Fuck Kirk Bowels Fuck the big 12 Fuck everybody left on our schedule Great win boys! Hook em!
  24. Reggie Bush knows corruption and criminal activity when he sees it. Lots of experience.
  25. a win is a win. and its the first time we have overcome a 14 point deficit since 2008 11 fucking years since we were down by 14 and won a game
  26. Does anyone else feel like the announcers are better evaluators of what is going on than our coaching staff? WTF? "running down there with reckless abandon!!!!"
  27. Going to go strangle myself with dis cord attached to dis lamp.
  28. Win or lose, I'm done with Herman and his shitty band of retards
  29. Thinking of my pops today, who was a prouD Gopher. Let’s go Gophs! Ski-U-Mah, bishes.
  30. Texas Vs. Kansas State - A fine alternative to watching your parents fuck.
  31. Well we’ve been miserable for 24/7 for pretty much the last 10 years
  32. Imagine being in Norman fucking shithole Oklahoma and not going to the game...the fuck is he going to do if he’s not at the game? Smoke meth behind dennys? Try to pull a “hey mister” at a gas station to get some 3.2% keystone lights? Go get $.25 wings at Applebee’s?
  33. "Right now, there is more private information on your phone than in your home." What if your phone is in your home?
  34. Because our guys aren't within 10 yards of receivers half the time.
  35. I have two bottles of Dom in the fridge. One for the day he’s removed and a one for the day he croaks.
  36. Wins in football and basketball? What sorcery is this?
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