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Showing content with the highest reputation on 11/16/19 in Posts

  1. I once again confronted that shifty Polack Del Conte outside the ISU stadium. I shouted "Face me Conte, you coward" and I drove my scooter up to him and took off my glove and slapped his wife in the face before security could tackle me. As he ran away, I yelled after him "Run all you like Picante, thanks to Surly I now have your email and phone number, you haven't heard the last from Bob Wheeler!"
  2. Charlie strong just tweeted the Texas staff sucks
  3. My new lil Railmaster. Finally added a blue dial to my collection. 40mm is smallest I prefer to go and this was sweet spot. Been so cloudy lately, but dial detail looks better in person. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  4. About 145. 11 points. Happy boy
  5. People who want him are retarded.
  6. Texas looks like dogshit every weekend.
  7. I need to go to sleep. Misread title.
  8. No fuck you, Beau. They dumped Briles and got a coach that built them back up. They are light years better than us. Enjoy the fucking shit sandwich you get to eat here. I’ll enjoy watching Baylor roll our lone remaining rival. You never ever fucking root for OU.
  9. Texas doesn’t care about winning.
  10. There’s nothing that gets to me more than an arrogant person that has little or no reason to be arrogant. Herman is that kind of person.
  11. No. Keep beating it. When you have Dicker the MFing Kicker, shit is automatic. He saved mesa's dumbass twice against the Kansas schools. And how does mensa reward him? Keeps him on the damn sideline when points are there. Completely fucking stupid.
  12. Trumpism has shown there’s nothing unique about 20th century Germans. Every population has a sizable minority of potential fascists just waiting for the right asshole to tickle their self-pity G spot and unleash a tidal wave of antisocial shitheadery on the world.
  13. so trumpkins are now ok with war crimes and killing of innocent civilians. We really are marching closer to fascism. Traitors.
  14. I'd rather see Matt Rhule and that lead x-ray apron he wears.
  15. Oh shit. You fat fucks in that 3rd world shithole won't be getting lower car insurance.
  16. Fuck Harsin. No more G5 coaches ever again.
  17. Oh boy. Glad we all love close losses here. Fuck you
  18. We hired a coach from a G5 program that was openly sleeping with students on the reg, was a regular at the strip club coked out, and liked going to asian rub and tugs as much as Robert Kraft up in Ames Iowa. Don't forget that Herman was good buddies with that piece of shit Zach Smith before their falling out. There quite a few posters here in the know that said Texas would possibly pass on Herman because he had no shame being shit faced out in bars as a married man trying to fuck any young girl that he could. He then goes on to beat Louisville and we freaked out and hired him because we nervous LSU was going to snatch him up and we'd be stuck with Charlie Strong another year. Anyways, my point... the powers up top hired Herman despite a lot of red flags that weren't and still aren't totally public. I hope this time, if they want to hire a arrogant piece of shit, atleast hire an arrogant piece of shit that know how to win.... aka... Meyer.
  19. And do you want to pretend our current head coach is some sort of paragon of virtue and integrity?
  20. This is what a coaching staff from UH gets you
  21. What sanctions has Utah, Florida, or Ohio State had after he has left?
  22. I hate this motherfucker worse than I hated John Mackovic. And I’m serious. Think about that
  23. Quality reverse jinx. at first I was like wow, my feed is really behind.
  24. Good job Johnny Sack. Put the beat down on the ducks this morning.
  25. Large dildos give pleasure. This is offensive to dildos.
  26. Moses the cat died some time last night, in the room he had of late come to share with Lucy and Bella, the pugs. He was born in 2005 and adopted by my grandma (Mawmaw) that same year. He evacuated from Hurricane Rita in the backseat of my mom's Toyota Avalon, with my grandma feeding him kibble through the bars of his carrier. They were on the road for 21 hours, which is how long it took them to drive from Port Arthur to Austin after the evacuation order was issued. This was probably, admittedly, a shitty way to begin one's life and maybe was part of the reason why he was such an asshole most of his life. Mawmaw died in 2010 and my parents took over his care. He had 9 good years with my parents and the pugs before he got sick. Because this is a thread about awesome dogs, I want to point out that Lucy and Bella accepted him as their BFF once he came around, despite him being a jerk to them most of the time. God bless dogs and those of us they love - feline, human, or whatever else.
  27. For some deranged reason, Texas Highways magazine has decided to give me ---- Traces of Texas ---- a monthly Texas history column. I'm crazy excited to do it as I've always loved the magazine. In honor of this auspicious event, they're giving my readers a deeply discounted subscription offer and I thought I'd pass it on to y'all, too: $17.50 for one year and $29.50 for two years. You have to use this link. The offer expires Nov. 3: https://ssl.drgnetwork.com/ecom/THM/app/live/subscriptions?org=THM&publ=TH&key_code=JXTOTX&type=S&gift_key=J5FXGFT&fbclid=IwAR1hYa8SNahPZ5tk9nB1booXjZku5nrwBogh62UM53G3zcxZk7UHodDuXRE As you can imagine, I'm beyond happy to be collaborating with Texas Highways, being that I've been a reader for 45 years. I'll be getting the inside back cover of each issue. The first issue with my Vintage article is the November issue and it was just published. I posted the photo/article below. As you can see, this is a photo that reader Cecilia Thompson sent in to me. I was very, very happy that she shared it and allowed Texas HIghways to publish it because it's so utterly classic in every way. These kids in Dallas have a true "Dennis the Menace" quality and you just KNOW there's a slingshot in the back pocket of at least one of them. Those cane poles, the cans of worms ... too much. Anyway, for a year's worth of great information about what to do in Texas, where to go, all kinds of great info etc... it seems like a pretty good deal to me. I'm thrilled to be able to collaborate with the great folks at TxDot who put out the magazine. Also, if you have a great Texas history photo and you'd like to see it published, please send it to me at this email address: tracesoftxphotos@gmail.com Please include as much relevant information as you can think of.
  28. Charlie sucked. Tom sucks. This thread sucks.
  29. 4 points
    I knew when this happened he wasn't the guy. You can't do that shit as a head coach. Yell at the refs, yell at the media, yell at your players.....you don't deal with opposing players....ever. If you do, you just look like a little whiny bitch.
  30. Jesus, the officiating obsession on this site is full on Aggy. You're watching OU and obsessing about the holding. If that level of holding is legal in the conference, then the coach to it. If not, quit being Aggy about it.
  31. I’m sick of this fucking shit. Gonna blow this shit up every day until something is done.
  32. I think this is precisely why the fanbase has turned harder on him than Charlie.
  33. I hope you know something. I also hope that's just part of the list.
  34. seriously Tom. your offensive coordinator needs to be fired, your defensive coordinator needs to be fired, and if you dont do it yourself, you need to be fired. Its unacceptable that we have regressed this badly and are getting worked by Iowa State
  35. 4 points
    You like your college game day super serious, huh? that dude is great, fuck the haters.
  36. We'd have the Bull Durham report already, if they're weren't a bunch of... Larry? Lolligaggers!
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